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Stephenator!

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About Me

I'm usually nice.I will party till you drop and then continue without you. I try to do a thousand things at once, then crash and want to watch bad TV for 4 hours. I am a little manic sometimes. I have too many hobbies but not very good at most. I've lived and traveled to many countries but have hardly been anywhere in the U.S. (but I want to take a cross country trip some day). I am broke because I am paying for my impulsive behavior for the rest of my life. I love art, photography, music, film and filmmaking, cooking (see Bitchen Kitchen), sex, making up stories, making beauty products, laughing at my dog when I dress her up, BB-Qs, trampolines and kiddie pools, and talking smack.Oh yeah, and I might smack you in the face or throw a milkshake at you if you say something disrespectful. Especially after I have been drinking a lot of tequila. You've been warned.Believe it or not, I get bashful and I blush very easily.
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Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

I LIKE TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS - HERE ARE SOME OF THEM (Kinda got all digitally tho Independent and Experimental films, making films, taking creepy drunken photos, my Holga camera, Joel Peter Witkin, documentaries about artists, serial killers and the mentally ill, cooking and eating, music of all kinds, going to see bands, going to museums and galleries, attempting to make arty / crafty things, searching for my soul, self-help books, waking up in the morning feeling good, travelling anywhere, discovering Oakland's finest empty streets, Patron, hammock lounging, hangover cures, finding the best steak (Ruth's Chris is pretty good so far), fooling people, BB-Qs, anything that makes me laugh, goofy things that make me cry, weird news stories, getting all worked-up about how much I hate celebutaunts pop-tarts and who have limo drivers but choose to drive drunk anyway. I LOVE MY DOG, PISTOL ..

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet freaks, monsters and gnomes. And movie stars and boys with large hands. and ghosts. And maniacs. I like smart people who laugh a lot. I can be openly frustrated, impatient and pissed-off when people are the following: cowardly pussies; incapable of communicating; lazy with their thoughts; rude; afraid to be honest; obsessed with themselves; dishonest for selfish reasons; hyper-critical of others without self-examination; Bible-thumpers; insensitive; fake; followers; stuck-up about their education, job, band, tattoos, thug life, wealth or good looks; or too stoned all the time. Don't show up to my house without booze. I like people who are not afraid to show their faults every once in a while. I would like to meet a family of gnomes, Dolly Parton, Bettie Page and Gena Rowlands. Maybe Bill Clinton, just to flirt and piss off Hilary. hee hee.

Music:

Rock and roll, glam, punk, soul, musicals, classical, 80's pop - David Bowie, Ramones, Sex Pistols, AC/DC, Duran Duran, Iggy Pop, The Beatles, X, Radiohead, Spiritualized, Nine Inch Nails, Madonna (80s), Johnny Cash, Black Flag, Runaways, Bad Brains, Berlin, Dolly Parton, Clash, Billie Holiday, Grannies, Everything Must Go, Depeche Mode, Black Furies, Joan Jett, Portishead, The Damned, Patsy Cline, The White Stripes, Three Weeks Clean, Strychnine, Thee Merry Widows, Epoxies, The Cure, Crosstops, Fracas, Velvet Underground, Siouxi & the Banshees, The Knitters, Joy Division, TRex, Echo & the Bunnymen, My Bloody Valentine, Nirvana, Jesus & Mary Chain, Foo Fighters...god, I think that I need to go get my iPod and remember who I like. Sorry, I am old

Movies:

Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
I am Alex, from "A Clockwork Orange." Real Horrorshow.
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The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? David Lynch: Lost Highway, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, Eraserhead, a documentary about him called "Pretty as a Picture", not Dune or Inland Empire (such a sad disappointment); The Exorcist, The Wizard of Oz, Midnight Cowboy, Meshes in the Afternoon, (Maya Deren), Godfather Pts. 1 & 2, Goodfellas, Supersize Me, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Lost in Translation, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Clockwork Orange, Some Like it Hot, Donnie Darko, Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, Shortcuts, The Player, Dawn of the Dead, Deliverance, The Sound of Music, Betty Blue, Jacob's Ladder, The Misfits, Sin City, Taxi Driver, Last Tango in Paris, The Suicide Club, Bus Stop, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Serial Mom, A Dirty Shame(ok, John Waters, in general), Walk the Line, The Safety of Objects, Grindhouse, 24 Days Later, 24 Weeks Later, ooh, Trapped in the Closet by R.Kelly is pure hysteria, Half Nelson, Halloween(old version and new), Reno 911 and Superbad...

Television:

Bitchen Kitchen (sadly cancelled but soon returning to on MySpace Film), Nip / Tuck, CSI-Las Vegas, Flavor of Love (come on, it's hilarious, when you are hungover!), Rock of Love (I can't help it, the groupies make me feel better about myself),Top Chef, America's Next Top Model (I love to Hate), Iron Chef - America, any Julia Childs cooking show, The Naked Chef, Take Home Chef (yum!), Throwdown with Bobby Flay, Diners, Dives & Drive-ins, or whatever it's called with Guy, Reno 911, California's Gold, Teletubbies, Late Night with Chelsea Handler

Books:

What We Talk About When We Talk About Love(Raymond Chandler), 1984 (Orwell), Their Eyes Were Watching God (Zora Neale Hurston), Blonde (Joyce Carol Oates), Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess), And I Don't Want to Live this Life (Deborah Spungen),Zombie (Oates), all cookbooks, Wicked, The Bible (written in slang), photography books, film books, travel books, reading The Lovely Bones, Stiff, The Color of Water and The Artist's Way right now (have short attention span), Dummies Guide to Buying a House (wishfull thinking), any book with dirty pictures in it

Heroes:

Myself. Myspace Layouts +
I'm admiring Buddha and Martina right now.

DEAD AT 75

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My Blog

Silver Dragon Restaurant

Silver Dragon Restauranthttp://yelp.com/biz/silver-dragon-restaurant-oakla ... ...
Posted by Stephenator! on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:46:00 PST

Cha Cha Cha

Cha Cha Chahttp://yelp.com/biz/cha-cha-cha-san-francisco-2#hr.. . ...
Posted by Stephenator! on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

More Yelps - I’ve been eating and yelping a lot lately

and it shows. http://stephenator.yelp.com check out my latest reviews of Cha Cha Cha, The Silver Dragon, The Great Wall, etc.  ...
Posted by Stephenator! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:09:00 PST

I Yelp - Review, rants and raves

I am going to start writing more reviews...I promise.  Go to http://stephenator.yelp.com. I just wrote a review of Lime Restaurant in the Castro and of Glama-Rama and my absolutely terrible hair ...
Posted by Stephenator! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:18:00 PST

Mojo Found

It turns out my mojo was doing the tango with a bottle of Patron. I cut in and finished the tequila....and doing fine now!Cheers Papa Patrone!
Posted by Stephenator! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST