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hambone

I'll have a whiskey on the rocks... and make the rocks pills. thanks.

About Me

Yes I like Pina Coladas, And getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, And cut through all this red-tape, At a bar called O'Malley's Where we'll plan our escape.

My Interests

tofurky sandwiches, making art, skateboarding, snowboarding, speaking in broken spanish, surgical procedures, bowling, NPR, not being straight edge anymore but having two straight edge tattoos and an x-swatch, vegan food, music, hilarious tattoos, entemology, smashing imperialism, my kitties, overdraft fees, politics, vintage motorcycles and scooters, and mis-spelling stuff.

I'd like to meet:

If you like Pina Coladas, And getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, If you have half a brain, If you'd like making love at midnight, In the dunes on the Cape; Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape.

Music:

weakerthans, talk is poison, pixies, willie nelson, the kinks, propagandhi, oingo boingo, foreigner, el dopa, municipal waste, hatchet, the cars, bumbklaatt, botch, damad, queen, guns n' roses, locust, spinal tap, wu tang clan, kill me tomorrow, gravediggaz, holy molar, journey, black sheep, dropdead, econochrist, born against, the oath, atrimus pyle, melt banana, gang of 4, jewdriver, acrid, refused, peaches, ludicra, nigel peppercock, jud jud, devoid of faith, slayer, black heart procession, simon & garfunkel, xlimpwristx, dead prez, johnathan richman, neurosis, his hero is gone, charles bronson, look back and laugh, venom, BOC, rolling stones, beatles, xbxrx, johnny cash, the cure, minor threat, berlin, judas priest, dick dale, rupert holmes, black flag, circle jerks, reagan youth, motley crue, black sabbath, donovan, old dirty bastard, what happens next?, the smiths, descendents, turbonegro, iron maiden... you get the picture...

Movies:

grounghog day, amelie, great muppet caper, pootie tang, evil dead 1 & 2, my neighbor totoro, delicatessen, donnie darko, touch of evil, anything coen bros, bring it on, fire walk with me, dark crystal, manchurian candidate, office space, mallrats, spinal tap.

Television:

simpsons, family guy, futurama, the (original) muppet show, fragglerock, young ones, mr. show, kids in the hall, aqua teen hunger force, my name is earl.

Books:

currently reading: the spinal tap reader, female chauvanist pigs, and forever geeking out on a plethora of reference encyclopedias and field guide identification books...

Heroes:

joan jett, miss piggy, margaret cho, elissa steamer, emma goldman, cindy ray.

My Blog

why arent nerds vengeful anymore?

i had a revenge of the nerds dream last night, where i made out with lewis skolnick at the end. wierd. and amazing. but it got me thinking... what the hell happened to that guy? he was like the steve ...
Posted by hambone on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

serenity now!

i've had insomnia for three bloody weeks! i tried drinking myself to sleep, only to wake up pissed off and hungover 4 hours later. i then tried not drinking for a week, but that just left me bored out...
Posted by hambone on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

albert pujols

why am i only just now realizing how fuckin funny this guy's names is?!?
Posted by hambone on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

oh, axl...

so i was researching my halloween costume today by looking up pictures of axl rose on the internet. let me tell you, there were many a disturbing picture on there. there were pictures of axl as a youn...
Posted by hambone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST