Is that guy boring you? Why dont you talk to me. Im from another planet. Its true. Wanna see my spaceship?
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Im really into drugs right now, my favorites being Stygian black lotus, the spice Melange, and the black meat of the rare South American giant aquatic centipede. I also freebase moonrocks, but that just gets me back to normal.
Im a fucking Bad Ass looking for other fucking Bad Asses in my own local Bad Ass circuit or from abroad so we can form a fucking tight, tuff as nails, skull busting street gang. Activities will include sword fighting, hittin pipes, jumping from skyscraper to skyscraper, throwing/dodging ninja stars, punching each other in the face, riding tricked out street bikes with missile launchers on them, launching missiles from tricked out street bikes, exposing ourselves to MASSIVE amounts of radiation, shooting laserbeams out of our eyes, and other such kick ass fucking shit. DONT APPLY IF YOU DONT HAVE THE FUCKING SKILLS! You will get wasted. We roll hard, motherfucker, and Im not looking for any PUSSIES!Im also looking for people to give me hugs. That is all.
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Big Trouble in Little China
I like to get a bunch of TVs together and stack em up really high in the middle of a road or a parking lot or the desert or something and then dump gasoline all over em and light em on fire. Then what I do is I steal a really sweet expensive car like a Cadillac STS or something and drive it right into them. That kinda thing always brightens up my day.
I have been known to turn a page or two.
My heroes are unsung.