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THE ALF

Keep a chip on your shoulder, it will help you stand up straight.

About Me

misunderstood

My Interests

Split pea soup with ham, Choy Lay Fut, little kids laughing hysterically, dive-dive bars, lurking around different cities, baseball, nutella, deep sea fishing, lake fishing, bass fishing, anything that has to do with fishing, life threatening bacteria, ice hockey, rollercoasters, bowling, skiptracing, diversions, evasion (all kinds), chocolate malted crunch, ally cats, hanging with the Bubs, SUSHI, Dutch apple pie, sleeping under a tree at the park, riding my bike (fast & recklessly), drinking more beer/booze than what is good for me! Getting revenge!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a great sense of humor. Someone I can bounce some absent-minded creative banter off of, and who can reciprocate. In short, people who are more concerned with being themselves than with trying to over please other people. You also have to be really smart, so if it takes me ten minutes to make a witty comeback, it shouldn't take you ten minutes to figure out that i'm retarded!

Music:

Hot Water Music, Jawbreaker, Alkaline Trio, Small Brown Bike, Jets to Brazil, Knapsack, Naked Raygun, Samiam, Against Me, Watch it Burn, Drag the River, Rumbleseat, Lucero, Bouncing Souls, The Crows, J-Church, Gunmoll, Ashlee Simpson, The Housemartins, The Draft, Rise Against,Tiltwheel, Rival Schools, Dan Padilla, Everyday Victory, Tenpin, Watch it Burn, Leatherface, Smoke or Fire, Radon, Panthro UK United 13, The Tim Version, Spare Change, Avail, A Wilhelm Scream, Alexisonfire, These Arms are Snakes, Inch, Lifetime, Husker Du, RFTC, Hot Snakes, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Stiff Little Fingers, Fuel (not that fucking rip off, bible thumper fuel), Weezer, The Beltones, The Loved Ones, Pink Razors, The Bronx, Grade, Wu-Tang Clan, Jurassic5, The Clash, Reggie and the Full Effect, Johnny Cash, Texas is the Reason, At the Drive-in, Sunny Day Real Estate, Dillinger 4, KRS-ONE, Black Robb, Discount, The Jazz June, Gangstarr, Guru, Refused, Pinhead Gunpowder, One Man Army, Fugazi, Kid Dynamite, Black Couger Shock Unit, Lionel Richie. Sorry if I left anybody out, and if I did you know who you are!

Movies:

Friday, Mallrats, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, Raising Arizona.

Television:

Corrupts minds! So does video games! Get active and/or creative!

Books:

The Devil Knows I'm an Asshole, Destroying Cars & Bike Terrorism.

Heroes:

The birth control pill, Tilt, Sparks, Sparks+

My Blog

death & dying

  Although intellectually we all know that one day we shall die, generally we are so reluctant to think of our death that this knowledge does not touch our hearts, and we live our life as if we w...
Posted by The Alf on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

The ugly things about you!

There's something lurking behind those non-chalant eyes.I start to ask myself, if it's really worth my time to analyze the ugly things about you.I've seen it come out a million times -Your rationale m...
Posted by The Alf on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 06:09:00 PST

My life in the knife trade!

how many times have i noticed that our eyes hardely ever meetfrom your judgment seat i can feel the anger for my very beingfill me in on when you became such a big part of my lifethat i should bother ...
Posted by The Alf on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:59:00 PST