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Lois Lame

Country & Western music-- I understand it now

About Me

I say cool too often. People frequently tell me that I am too cheerful and nice for my own good. Below zero temperatures don't agree with me or my minivan. I enjoy partaking in a bottle of Black Butte Porter, even though the picture on the label is not a butte. Singing cock rock poorly and loudly makes me smile. Beautiful sunsets bring tears to my eyes. I am hot blooded check it and see.

My Interests

rock 'n' roll, writing, photography, long drives on dirt roads, karaoke, coordinating my outfits, watching cartoons, being an ass

I'd like to meet:

All I really want is someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

Music:

The Cows, Rolling Stones, Division of Laura Lee, Throw Rag, Elvis Costello, Elvis, Interpol, Hives, Monkees, Hank Thompson, Pogues, Nation of Ulysses, Lucero, Portishead, Blondie, Epoxies, Dwarves, Foreigner, Hank Williams, Reagan Youth, Dead Boys, Fear, Blood Brothers, AD/DC, Zeke, Babes In Toyland, Fluffy, Johnny Cash, Unicorns, Briefs, Neil Diamond, Queen, Tom Jones, Alice Donut, Les Savy Fav, Joan Jett, Cake Like, Saints, Sonics, GG Allin, Hank III, Chokebore Whisky and Co, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Sinatra, The Seeds, Nick Cave, Crack, Murder City Devils, Tom Petty, Heroine Sheiks, Tomahawk, Faith No More, Billy Idol, Cat Power, PJ Harvey, Phantom Limbs, Misfits, Built to Spill, Pig Alley, Cramps, the Rev, Turbonegro, Guns n Roses, Modest Mouse, The Cure, The Smiths, Weezer, teeny bopper crap from all eras

Movies:

Hudsucker Proxy, His Girl Friday, Some Like It Hot, Edward Scissorhands, Clay Pigeons, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Living in Oblivion, Shakes the Clown, Mall Rats,The Toy, The Jerk, American Beauty, History of the World, Heathers, Live Flesh, Bigger Longer and Uncut, Reservoir Dogs, Being John Malkovich, Very Bad Things, Night On Earth, Billy Madison

Television:

I don't have a tv, but I when I did I watched: Simpsons, South Park, Grey's Anatomy, House, Reno 911!, Autopsy, My Name is Earl, Brak Show, Mr Show, Young Ones, the State, Strangers with Candy, Daily Show

Books:

It's sad but I really haven't read much lately, too much time spent writing myself, I guess.

Heroes:

Michael Ian Black, Joan Jett, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the inventors of Shock Tarts and Red VinesI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

I-da-ho U-da-pimp

This is on the way out of Helena on the way to meet Regina and Garrett in Coeur D'Alene, Idaho. That was in Kellogg, Idaho. Stella on Lake Coeur D'Alene with Garrett's crotch and Regina's boobs G...
Posted by Angela on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

my weekend included my ex, chains and a bucket of lube

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Posted by Angela on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Hey STELLLAAAA!!! (my new dog)

It won't let me post pictures for some reason...either look at my slideshow or go here http://www.flickr.com/photos/25964603@N00/387042640/ I finally broke down and got a dog. An abandoned one of cour...
Posted by Angela on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

Bottoms, Bottoms, Bottoms

So, I was looking for some jeans the other day and found these supercute ones with A on one cheek and B on the other booty pocket. I was so excited. How often do you get your initials on your rump? So...
Posted by Angela on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Tits, tits, tits

 My cowboyfriend called me and in a rather sweet expression he said he misses my giggle and a few other of my many splendid traits, then he said I miss your tits. I have never had a guy tell me ...
Posted by Angela on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

My house is a very,very,very fine house.

I found a place. I fell in love with the first rental I looked at and began to move in minutes later. It's an art deco house split into two places. I have the first floor. It has white crown mold...
Posted by Angela on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

Take this job and shove it.

After daydreaming about the day I quit this job for months, today the vision came true. Although it was not at all like I had imagined. There wasn't relief or giddy. I was sad. I told my publisher fir...
Posted by Angela on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

I popped my column cherry

So here it is...Ang's Angst (my editor came up with that)Coming from a land where nose rings and branding are considered a fashion statement and not exclusively for cattle, I have been dragging my fee...
Posted by Angela on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

I think his tractor's sexy and he likes my honky tonk ba-donk-a-donk

So, just days after my last rant about the quality of men up here, I roped me a cowboy. A cowboy poet to boot, get it cowboy boot! I kill me! I have been working like crazy. Its 100 outside and the sk...
Posted by Angela on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST

Living just to find emotion

So, as much as I bitched about the drive from Seattle back to Havre all by my lonesome, it really wasn't bad at all. Sort of liberating. I did have to pull off for the night earlier than I planne...
Posted by Angela on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 07:16:00 PST