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Sharkionic DOOM Lord

Defeat Brain Death....Listen to DOOM!

About Me

Devoured mistakingly by a Great White Shark as a child I grew up (literally) in the belly of the beast. My best friend was the disembodied head of a Monk fish called Philip. He taught me that I should not blame the mighty Great White for devouring me, rather I should mind meld with my captor to become the greatest crime fighter ever known! Water based Evil doers beware or ye shall face the might of Sharkionic DOOM Lord!The video above is a bit of a photo album of a few of the family and friends. Just wanted to make a special mention of the last lovely lady in the video, Auntie Armchew, she was like a mother to me, don't get to see her much now - She eloped with stingray called Terry. MySpace Layouts from PimpTags.com

My Interests

I'm interested in many things music (obviously), sharks, Kung Fu, Painting pictures of Zombies, Ghosts and Goblins on the PS2 which i'm currently addicted to, Food - I used to be a chef so I love cooking (especially now i'm not in the trade any more), Riding my BMX - Bernadette - Charlene R.I.P. Vegetarianism - I used to be a full on Carnivore i'd eat anything, but, I decided that seeing as I love animals and fishes so much it was pretty stupid to carry on eating them. I'm well into my reading, Graphic Novels are my first love when it comes to books, but, over the past few years i've been devouring all kinds of novels at a healthy rate, i'm making up for not reading that much when I was younger. Love going to gigs and having a good rock out - I've been told that when i'm into it I dance like an epileptic octopus, they could be right. We have a menagerie of pets at home, I have two African Albino Clawed Frogs called Big Dave and Little Dave, they're dirty bastards, they just croak and shag all night! (They both used to be boys but Big Dave turned into a girl, I don't think Little Dave cared, he'd hump anything, he's even had a croak in the general direction of my fingers in the past with an amorous look in his eyes, I was mildly concearned, but, i'm proud to own such a sexally liberated amphibian) Katharine has some crazy Goldfish (R.I.P. Fish of Poo) We also have two Hamsters of DOOM called Chopper and Chainsaw, they're ace and tuff as fuck. After completing a degree in Fine Art In Context in 2000 I haven't really done a lot of painting, however, that has all changed. I recently finished my first painting in a very long time, it's of a Zombie (no suprise there then) and it's in my pics section - expect more soon and please feel free to comment on it all criticism is good criticism!

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush so I can give him a good poke in the eye.

Music:

Metal, DOOM, Stoner grooves and mucho mucho more. In no particular order - Clutch, Baroness, Queens of the Stone Age, Ufomammut, Witchcraft, Corrosion of Conformity, High on Fire, Satyricon, Isis, TOOL, Pelican, Red Sparrowes, Gonga, Faith No More, Peeping Tom, Gojira, Metallica, Celtic Frost, SUB!HUM!ANS, Conflict, Dead Kennedys, Sabbath, Misterss, Ministry, YOB, Capricorns, Ye-Gods, The Heads, Cult of Luna, Entombed, DOWN, Horace Andy, Portishead, Warhorse, Fortune Drive, System of a Down, Mastodon, Slayer, Pantera, The Melvins, Massive Attack, The Big Naturals, Big Business, Boris, Scissorfight, Orange Goblin, Goblin Cock, Foo Fighters, Probot, Bad Religion, Torche, The Sword, Taint, SuperHeavyGoatAss, Kyuss, Turnbuckle, SunnO))), Goatsnake, Gurkha, Pig Destroyer, Tusk, Downset, Exploder, End of Level Boss, Unearthly Trance, Taint, Napalm Death, Crowbar, Eyehategod, Prong, Lair of the Minotaur, Neurosis, Knut, Goldfinger, Rise Against, The Misfits, King Prawn, Helmet, Unsane, Electric Wizard, Cream, Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Energica, Incubus, Life of Agony, Opeth, Made out of Babies, Sepultura, Biohazard, Sick of it All, Sheavy, Spiritu, Village of the Dead Roads, Soulfly, Danzig, Porn, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Anthrax, Machine Head, Orbital, The Prodigy, Karma to Burn, Therapy?, Amplifier, Om, Open Hand, Fantomas, We Are Invasion

Movies:

Evil Dead, Dawn of the dead, Day of the Dead, Hell, anything to with the dead other than Afternoon of the Dead, that was just dull, Brunch of the Dead was pretty bad too and for that matter so was Cream tea of the Dead. Chimpanzee tea party of the Dead- That Rocked! I think it's fair to say Zombie films in general especially Romero zombie films. I do, however, like other films too - Jaws, Spirited Away, Ninja Scroll, Batman Begins, Nausicca of the Valley of the Wind, X-Men 1,2,3, Superman 1, 2, and Returns, Drunken Master, Star Wars (All of), Spiderman 1&2, Garden State, Holes, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kung Fu Hustle, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Oldboy, Sympathy for Lady Vengence, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Seven Samurai, V for Vendetta, Rear Window, Charade, The Sting, The Ladykillers (Ealing Original), O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Fargo, Matrix, Kill Bill 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Re-Animator, Leon, Misery, Road to Perdition, Heavenly Creatures, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brain Dead, Bad Taste,The Thing, Ghost in the Shell, Azumi, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Terminator 1&2, Princess Mononoke, Fist of Fury, Sin City, Sean of the Dead, The Frighteners, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Shogun Assasin, Hidden Fortress, Throne of Blood,

Television:

The Water Margin, American Gothic, Samurai Jack, My Name is Earl, Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, Ulysses 31, Trap Door, Batman the Animated Series, 3 x 3 Eyes, Green Wing, Monkey, Black Books, S P A C E D, The Mighty Boosh, Firefly, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, The League of Gentlemen, Father Ted

Books:

Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, Preacher, The Vesuvius Club, the Hobbit, I Am Legend, V for Vendetta, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Good Omens, Small Gods, Illusions, The Remains of the Day, Cloud Atlas, Lemony Snickets series of Unfortunate Events, Salems Lot, Life of Pi, American Psycho, The Wasp Factory, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials trilogy, Dracula, Lords and Ladies, The Fifth Elephant, The Book of Ultimate Truths, Sandman, The Wolves in the Walls, Fight Club, Diary, King Lear, Swamp Thing, Batman: Year One,

Heroes:

Francis Bacon, Lucian Freud, Chuck Close, Mike Patton, Allan Moore, Neil Fallon