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Maddy (Bauer)

Bauer

About Me


First off, check out the myspace film page for 'A DOGS BREAKFAST': a hilarious new comedy from Stargate: Atlantis's David Hewlett (Rodney McKay). Click on Mars - the mutt - in the pic below.
Check out the official site at http://www.adogsbreakfastmovie.com
I was born in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada but now reside in Glasgow, Scotland.
I'm trying to following my dream: I want to be a successful screenwriter.
At the moment I have a work in progress myspace novel. Check it out here , or click on 'Portrait Of A Postie: An online novel', 2nd on my friends list. My friend, Nelson, has an even better online novel in the works. You can check that our here , or click on 'Stitch- an online novel' 3rd in my friends list.
I'm a postie and have several part time jobs as well. I also work as a paintball marshal, theatre steward, a freelance stuntperson and on occasion I perform stand up (it pays really well and free drink, woohoo!). I've worked a little on Taggart and on 24 (but Fox cancelled me - go figure!)
I'm a big 24 fan, but not nearly as much as I am a fan of Firefly - I'm a HUGE browncoat, it's a disease I tell ya. Though I'm proud to pass on that disease at any given opportunity lol.
I'm also finally catching up with Stargate: Atlantis, the best damn show ever created on the planet, sorry - I meant GALAXY! Shit, they're in a different galaxy - okay, how about best show in the universe? Happy?
Check out Kim Poirier's site - she's fantastic! Not many people can get chainsawed in half (Dawn of the Dead) quite as amazingly as this woman!

My Interests

Firefly/Serenity
Stargate: Atlantis
Martial Arts
Gaming (HALO 2 RULES!)
Ice Hockey
Piano and Guitar
Stand Up

I'd like to meet:

I've met a good deal of these folk, but I'm a greedy little bugger and want seconds.

James Gunn (the guy's a genius!)

Alan Tudyk
Joss Whedon
Nathan Fillion
Jewel Staite (she's so nice!!)
David Hewlett
Joe Flanigan *drool*
Quentin Tarantino
Robert Rodriguez
Kane (the band)

Music:

Kane
Corb Lund
Willie Wisely
Nickelback
Offspring
Puddle of Mudd
Ronny Cox (I owe ya one!)
Rocco DeLuca
Jude Cole

Movies:

SLiTHER
Serenity
Saw
Tarantino Movies
The Alien Trilogy (TRILOGY ONLY!)
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Litte Shop of Horrors
Adult Robert Rodriguez movies
Tremors
From Dusk 'til Dawn
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (both)
Night of the Living Dead (original)
Dawn of the Dead (both but newer version slightly better)

Television:

Stargate: Atlantis
Firefly
Angel
24

Heroes:

Rodney McKay
Serenity/Firefly cast - renewed my failing belief that there are genuinely nice actor folk in the verse :op
Anyone who just goes out there and follows their dream - I salute you
Every foster parent who dared to put up with me!
My brother, Nate (your memory shall forever live on in cyberspace!)
My boyfriend, Sean Gunn, for being the best friend anyone could ask for - you live on in the hearts of every person you met, dear boy.

My Blog

On stage with Paul McGillion this time, Dead Terrorist ventriloquist!!! AND HEELYS!!!

Pegasus 3 (Stargate: Atlantis) conventionBest con EVER! Man, I love my squirrels! For those that don't know, "Squirrels" is the collective term for fans of David Hewlett (Dr.Rodney McKay in Stargate...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:30:00 PST

LA blog at last. Auditions. And Im unemployed, yet never been so busy in all my life!

I have been a bad blogger.  I never blogged about LA, and that was way back in October and the last blog I did do was in November!So a quick sorry to all the people I haven't been keeping in touc...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:12:00 PST

So I failed...but I bring gifts!!!

My next blog was meant to be the LA blog, but again - no time!!! Instead, relax, sit back and laugh at my geekiness as you watch Stargate Concussion: The Lost Tape (Part 3).  Big...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:31:00 PST

Part 2 of video and Ill LA blog soon, I promise!!

I finally finished part 2 of my short (entries had to be under 5 minutes and so I split this into 2 parts).  However, I've decided to film a 3rd part very soon and it shouldn't take so long to edit...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:18:00 PST

Help me win a Macbook by watching my short movie.

So why have I not been on myspace much? Not only am I in LA but I've been writing, directing, starring and then editing my latest project. It's an entry for a Stargate Super Fan Contest. HOWEVER, it's...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

Im in LA! Halloween. Thats a wrap...maybe. Nathan Fillion is an ASSHOLE

LA So I arrived here on October 29th.  Weather kicks ass!! So far not done much other than pig out on candy I can't get at home and try and not only catch up on sleep that I've missed in the last...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:19:00 PST

Take your SLiTHER stuff OFF YOUTUBE NOW!!!

YouTube apparently have new software to detect "illegal" shit on youtube.  I just got an email stating that my SLiTHER videos (the torrent replacing one and my STARLA WARS vid) were copyright inf...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

Grindhouse, Halloween and yes Im fucking busy!!

Okay so I met Quentin Tarantino.  He's like my ultimate film hero.  If it wasn't for him, would I be fucking up my life so much to try and become a writer?    Well, maybe ...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:33:00 PST

WHAT A WEEK!!! Scotland football, Tarantino AND Wisely!!

What the FUCK happened last week? I wasn't particularly looking forward to last week at all, in particular September 12th.  For those who don't know/remember, it was the day one of my best mates ...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:36:00 PST

I must have good taste in writers/directors...I MET QUENTIN TARANTINO!!!

Not only are they amazing, they turn out to be the nicest fuckers! The mates I have that are writers/directors and of whom I respect their work, tend to be really nice people!  For the ...
Posted by Maddy (Bauer) on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST