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Cathy

Youngest editor of the high school paper...ever.

About Me




Where we'll be (so far):

My Interests

Old cemeteries, the smell of burning leaves in the fall, a faithful pet, shiny things, South American waterfowl (for my friend, Helen), old movies, and LIFE!

Music:

Torch Songs, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Classical, Metal, Ska, Punk, Indie (Alice Cooper, BLS, Madness, Jethro Tull, Audioslave, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Rob Zombie, Ryan Roxie, Cat Stevens, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Mudvayne, The Tinklers, Louis Armstrong, Saffire, The Uppity Blues Women, The Beatles, Billie Holiday...)

Movies:


Poultrygeist (as in chickens), B-Horror Flicks, Indies, Oldies, Comedies (Harold and Maude, Shaun of the Dead, Scrooge-Musical 1970, Slither, Napoleon Dynamite, Bowfinger, A Knight's Tale, Lawrence of Zombania, Mad Max, Ichi the Killer, Blazing Saddles, Bubba Ho-tep, 2001 Maniacs...)

Television:

The Office, Lost, Angry Beavers, South Park, The Graham Norton Show, Big Brother (my guilty pleasure, I admit it)...

Books:

I love just about anything I can get my hands on... (from Hawthorne to Mad Magazine...Shakespeare to Joe Bob Briggs)...I think the only things I can't bring myself to read are romance novels and self-help books. I would have to blow my brains out.

Heroes:

Myself, My super sexy and virile husband, My friend Shibby, Clark W. Griswold

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My Blog

Homeless...

Since the closing dates of our old home and our new home did NOT coincide as the money-whoring realtors and lawyers promised, we shall be homeless for at least a week. If you care, we'll be at a local...
Posted by Cathy on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:07:00 PST

Halloween Greetings

To All My Little Lovelies (yes, even you, Jeremy),In an effort to extend greetings to all my loved ones on myspace (you know who you are!), I have decided to send you a joint Halloween blog. I figure...
Posted by Cathy on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:18:00 PST

I miss you...or a day in the life of Cathy

Who am I today?Just a memory to fade awayA nurse, a mother, a daughter...Who am I to you nowWhat do you see out of your eyesSo distant and blankI see it's hard for you to complete your thoughtsAnd wor...
Posted by Cathy on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:35:00 PST

Ode to John Mark Hawley...or Monster Mania 8...or The Great Oral Hygiene Conspiracy

I realize my public yearns for my witty rhetoric, but a con without John Mark Hawley is no con at all. Oh sure, I could talk about how Matthew Lillard is my new best friend...how he referred to me as...
Posted by Cathy on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST

Grindhouse

With the whole Easter weekend, family visiting, inhaling candy, and other such crap, we didn't get to see Grindhouse on opening weekend. We heard the numbers were low. We hoped many, like us, were t...
Posted by Cathy on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

A Weekend at Fango

OK, here we go...1. Went to Steak and Shake.2. Rode in elevator with Voltaire...(alienated Troma from Chicago Goth scene by referring to Voltaire as "Voltron".)3. Gave cookies to hotel trick-or-tre...
Posted by Cathy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST

Monster Mania Madness

A Weekend Synopsis (in no particular order):1. First and foremost, I did NOT wet myself once (see previous blog).2. Learned that for $5, you can watch Tromeo and Juliet on pay per view in a Costa ...
Posted by Cathy on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST

A Very Troma Weekend...

OK...this is my first blog ever. I don't blog because I don't believe anyone really gives a crap about "my inner feelings" or my "life-changing moments". Therefore, you will find no deep thoughts in...
Posted by Cathy on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST