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Portrait of a Postie: An online novel

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About Me


Hi, my name is Maddy and welcome to my online novel. I realized that this novel has little to no chance of ever being published given its graphic nature and my complete lack of knowledge on how to get a novel published anyway! A lot of my friends enjoyed the prologue and so I decided to try and write this up a bit more. I will try and update regularly but be sure to subscribe to my blog to keep up to date. Please read this in order starting with the Foreword so that you have an idea what you are getting yourself into.
I studied medicine for 2 years and then Electrical and Mechanical Engineering. But for now I'm trying to follow my dream to become a writer/screenwriter.
I actually work as a part time postie but I have several other small jobs. I also work as a paintball marshal, theatre steward, a freelance stuntperson and on occasion I perform stand up (the pay isn't great but I get free drink, woohoo!).
I also make crappy attempts at drawing - something I was forced into but grew to love. You can check out some of my work in the picture section or click here .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

James Gunn
Joss Whedon
Quintin Tarantino
Tom Cruise (so I can bitch slap the twat!)
Hugh Grant (again, for the bitch slapping)
David Tennant (he's so cute!)
John Barrowman (I don't care that he's gay - he's still yummy!)

My Blog

Chapter 4: The End (Part 1)

"JAMES!!" Darkness. "Ah&God! James!!" A thick fog surrounded me, the viscosity of which dulled my movements as limbs failed to respond, lips failed to part, eyelids failed to open. "Oh God! JAMES!...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:07:00 GMT

Chapter 3: The Office

A delivery office car park is about as organised as a bowl of spaghetti. I was ten minutes early and thought I would attempt to find a space to squeeze my fiat panda into. It was quickly discovered t...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:31:00 GMT

Chapter 2: Brotherly Love

"There's no two ways aboot this, mister!" "Mum!!" "You heard me, Nathan Thomas Silverton!" "But I need to hae it or it cocks up ma collection!" My brother wasn't giving in. For 6 years Nathan...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:50:00 GMT

Chapter 1: The Morning Schedule

For 23 years and 4 months I have been delivering mail to the Southside area of Glasgow. I go by many names: 'postman', 'post person', 'son', 'eegit', 'haw, you!' but mostly by the popular term 'posti...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 17:50:00 GMT

Prologue

Her real name was Mrs. Curran, but to the employees of our delivery office she was known as The Blob; 200kg of fat with lips. "You're late!" "My mail is wet!" "Close my gate, you lazy sod!" Any op...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 18:05:00 GMT

Foreword

You open your doors for us, you buzz us into your flats and you might even converse with us.  What if one postie took advantage of that trust? I started working as a postie around 2 years ag...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:45:00 GMT