J.R. "Bob" Dobbs - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am the High Epopt of the Church of the Subgenius. It keeps me pretty busy. Rumor has it I was killed at a devival many years ago, but it was a conspiracy hit and they don't have the power to bring me down. I am the living SlackMaster. I control the Slack! So join up or be willing to spend eternity here in the midst of Pinkboys, Normals, and the Con!!And the following statement is a Lie:
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My Interests

SLACK!! Getting all the subgeniuses to join up and prepare for X-Day!! Act now!! Save yourself. Send in $30 today for eternal salvation. www.subgenius.com

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in the world and introduce them to Slack. And convince them all to give me $30.

Music:

All Doktor Music and of course Wesley Willisand how bout these cute little girls...

Movies:

Arise!, videos of Devivals, videos of X-Day, movies I implant into your brains (I believe you call them dreams)

Television:

T.V. rots your brain. But only the parts you never really needed in the first place.But if you watch the Jesus Channel, you'll discover Benny Hinn is a Jedi. Watch this for a sample:

Books:

The Book of the Subgenius, Revelation X, High Weirdness by Mail, Three-Fisted Tales of "BoB", Phone Books, Dictonaries

Heroes:

I'm my own hero. I should be yours, too.

My Blog

Bob Doesn't Blog

Don't waste your time. "BoB" doesn't blog.
Posted by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:52:00 PST