In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight, and I'm handsome. Look at you...you're all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you." And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, "Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest." So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.
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I Like Peanuts And It's Butter and it's cameos in various candy bars. I Like Vanilla Wafers. I Like Pastries in general. I Like Sushi. I Like Sex. I Like Music In General. I Like Art In General. I Like Science. I Like Technology. I Like Mythology. I Like Spirituality. I Like Drugs. I Like Death. I Like The Paranormal. I Like Life. I Like Playing Sports. I Like The Mountains. I Like The Vast. I Like The Void. I Like Being The Remaining One. I Like Chess. I Like Swimming. I Like Snow. I Like Animals. I Like Little Furry Creatures. I Like Hot Showers. I Like The Great Outdoors. I Like Smoking. I Like Modifying Things. I Like Old Fashion Vintage Antique Shit. I Like Futuristic Modern Shit. I Like Pool. I Like Signs. I Like Coincidences. I Like De Javu. I Like Vuja De. I Like Speeding. I Like The Feeling I Get After Working Out My Muscles. I Like Shoes. I Like Hats. I Like Pipes. I Like The Reflections Light Makes On Glass. I Like Candles. I Like Relaxing. I Like The Beach. I Like Bikini Girls With Machine Guns. I Like Kinky Sex. I Like Play-Doh. I Like Clay. I Like Photography. I Like Films. I Like Mold. I Like The Inner Workings. I Like Design. I Like Fashion. I Like Architecture. I Like Points Of View. I Like Dancing. I Like Being Naked.
I Like Lakes. I Like The Smell Of The Forest. I Like Laughing My Head Off. I Like Ambient Sounds. I Like Big Speakers. I Like Collecting Things. I Like Doing Nothing. I Like Being In The Zone. I Like Inside Jokes. I Like Thinking Out Of The Box. I Like UFC And MMA. I Like Comedy. I Like Peace. I Like Things "Of The Day". I Like Shopping. I Like Useless Trivia. I Like Camping. I Like Boats, Especially Houseboats. I Like RV's. I Like Coral. I Like Reefs. I Like The Deep Sea Creatures. I Like Outer Space. I Like Conspiracy Theories. I Like To Singa. I Like Buttons. I Like Flowers And Their Scents. I Like Potpourri. I Like Edible Plants. I Like Field Guides. I Like Cooking. I Like New Flavors. I Like Recipies. I Like Innovators. I Like DIY. I Like Musical Instruments. I Like Have a terrible headache now...
I Make Music With String-cheese and telephone wires, body parts of dead goats, old cell phones, remote controls, various tubes, Rubber Ducks With their heads cut off and their bodies filled with razor blades and thrown at a broken, rusty saw, with no teeth, while cursing the makers of fax machines and POGS to no end, trying my hardest to hop on my pinky toe with a vintage, miniature wood carving of the monopoly man holding a dinosaur fossil between his legs, in one hand and a blender plugged into an amp, plugged into a refridgerator, plugged into your ass, in the other. people say i sound like the beatles.
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