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B-SIDE misanthrope

Idiosyncratic individuals are tuned in to and sustained by their own feelings and belief systems, wh

About Me



I come from 3:57. so far the ride has been smooth. well... bumpy. no,rough. impulsive. humorous. plain old sad and bizarre. kinda like cross country road tripping, on foot, wearing skis and a 63 pound sack strapped to you at all times. i can be allergic to some people. I'm a buckaroo.. you can call me "The Cowboy".

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My Interests

The arts.. music, dance, theater,WRITING,travel, conversation, aliens, ghosts, the universe, other people's religion, Howard Stern,piercing humanoids with my black laser vision.. ants, vegetables..PLUS, BEING ME IS UBER FUN. Give me ghosts or give them Re-death!

I'd like to meet:

humanoids with teleports, Siren, half breed humans, full breed time travelers, doo wop singers. my cigarette vendettas, my reflection, people that know how to play Canasta! THE GREATEST MOST PERFECT MARLYS MULLEN!!

Be like me... if you dare!

Music:

Nirvana, THE EFFING BEATLES,Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Nellie McKay, Daniel Johnston, The Beach Boys, Half Japanese, The Moldy Peaches and their Antifolk friends, Anticon = especially WHY?, Django,Sonic Youth, The Doors, Henry Mancini, The Blues, Jazz, Razzmatazz, Klezmer, Cri-Cri El Grillo Cantor, Joe Cocker Classical, ROCK AND/OR ROLL, DooWop, STANDARDS, The Supremes, Gladys Knight & The Pips, Edie Gorme, Jimmie Rodgers, Hank Williams, Tusca Tango Orchestra, Sincola, The Pugs, X-Ray Spex, JANIS JOPLIN, Calypso, Fleetwood Mac, Snoop Dogg and a bunch of other stuff. For me, muzak is the closest thing to a religion. Singing is prayer. Anything on a Woody Allen Soundtrack, CAMBODIAN ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!

Movies:

Harold & Maude, He died with a felafel in his hand, The Daisies, GREY GARDENS!, Butterflies are Free, Frankie & Johnny, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Natural Born Killers, Welcome to the doll house, Play it Again Sam, HEAVENLY CREATURES, Waiting for Guffman, Scenes from a Mall, MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY, Kiss Me Guido, American Movie, Home Movie, A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, Shaolin Soccer, Kill Bill 1&2, Four Rooms, Jupiter's Wife, Best Boy, Singing in the Rain, Thoroughly Modern Millie, GYPSY, Triplets of Bellville, Ghost World, Monsoon Wedding, Muriel's Wedding, Little Voice, Fear and Loathing in Las vegas, National Lampoon's Christmas vacation, a bronx tale, goodfellas .. i dig Mob flicks, TROMA RULES, comedy comedy. COMEDY IS WHERE IT'S AT.

Television:

I LOVE LUCY, California's Gold,WEEDS, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Curb your Enthusiasm yet, has not been turned on in weeks

Books:

Noisy Nora, absolutely ANYTHING by Lynda Barry, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Maus, The Little Prince and instruction manuals on how to cemar water.

Heroes:

EMPEROR PENGUINS!!
Horseshoe Crabs, Willy Wonka, Beatrix Kiddo, Spalding Gray, Lily Tomlin, Lucille Ball,Bruce Lee, George Carlin, Larry David, Woody Allen, David Sedaris, AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS, Phily Wohl, Nellie McKay, LEWIS CARROLL, the trees that help me breath, the trees that don't, LYNDA BARRY,the entire cast of AB FAB, the moon and Tanisha from The Bad Girls Club

My Blog

Don't mess w/Mr. Inbetween

I've set up many alters, all in diiferent people.I'm splintered, shards in different directions.Each one is stuck, half inside a different person.Even when i get my life together i am not whole.I enjo...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:54:00 PST

Accentuate the +, eliminate the -

Daddy, you psychowith your hands in your pocketsDaddy, you were activeand actively attractiveDaddy, you charmercould get any woman in a bar, street or steamboatDaddy, you liked rice with bell peppersa...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:32:00 PST

hmmm, good point!

an earthquake, huh? wow! couldn't have said it better myself. TERREMOTO, that's me.. i've been saying it for years.Prepared for Delia Rugamas     born M...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:38:00 PST

Ultimate Miss Universe, U.S.A

I'm the new star without a rack.I'll stretch a bikini out to the max. I'm big thighed, big hipped wider than space.I take cold Cool Whip and moisterize my face.Cuz I'm the Ultimate Miss Universe, U.S....
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:03:00 PST

Green Porno

Starring the very Deliaish.. Isabella Rossalliniyou must go here to watch it.. please do. it's worth your time, i promise. there are a few short films.. about one mintue each. informative, educative a...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

2 days in The Valley

It all started around 5AM Saturday morning...After what seemed to be the longest drive to LA.. EVER! i finally got to my brother’s house exhausted, disoriented, enraged and still reeling from my...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:35:00 PST

Delsym

this all started two sundays ago.. i came back from work and had a sore throat. the next day my voice was gone. my voice didn’t come back until this last saturday. i have to admit, i sounded sex...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

R.I.P. gone, daddy, gone

In a once remote location in Massachusetts stood a palace on Hawthorne Hill. Built a long, long time ago the Kirkbride inspired Danvers State Insane Asylum opened it's doors on May 13, 1878. The 313,0...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:11:00 PST

time for a change

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Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:51:00 PST

eat Brekfirst gentery

hey y'all. i'm uber mad at each and every one of you out there. my heart hurts and you're not fixing it. stupid Nellie has got her cat scratch fever claws in me again.lord, i'd kill her if i wasn't so...
Posted by B-SIDE misanthrope on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST