The Incident |
The IncidentI recently had an impromtu visit from my "friend" Gabriel Sprout,an interminable media tit I've no doubt mentioned here before in my irregular missives.From the characteristic sound his ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:08:00 GMT |
FESTIVE EGG..! |
Zombie Christmas.Twas the night before xmasand all was dark, but bad things,came shamblingfrom out of the park...Not a creature was seennot even a mouse,But the things still came closer,towards my old...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:56:00 GMT |
The tale of Tony Buns |
Boredom induced me to write this childrens rhyme...would be nice of you to read it but you probably won't even bother,can't say that I blame you!There was a man called Tony BunsWho had a thing for col...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:03:00 GMT |
Gabriel Sprout |
June 6th 2008Just when I thought my life couldn't get any more dreary I recieved a visit from my only "friend"a mister Gabriel Sprout.I'd met Gabriel some years earlier when he wanted to pitch the sto...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:01:00 GMT |
My farts are terribly destructive... |
MY FARTS ARE TERRIBLY DESTRUCTIVE!Today I stayed in bed!my farts are terribly destructive!And listened to voices in my head.My farts are terribly destructive!Sunk my face into my pillow,My farts are t...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
Friday night by candlelight |
I lie awake silently dreaming,unpeeling my brain like a tangerine hoping to find a juicy segment or two.I don't.My bed is damp and this aggravates my leg machine causing it to itch and spasm.the coppe...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:00:00 GMT |
