Knight of the Lesser Boulevards

::About You::
Name: Joey
Birthday: June 15th 1973...dont forget my B-day bitches!
Birthplace: 3rd level of Hell, escaped to Chicago 32 years ago..
Current Location: Mobil/on Tour/ couch whore
Eye Color: Hazel & bloodshot
Hair Color: Blond when I can afford sun-in
Height: 6'4
Weight: 222
Status: At Large/ in hiding....
::Favorites::
Food: Cheese, butter, fats and Trans fats,beer
Candy: Pure ultra dark chocolate
Number: 15
Color: Black (purple when Im feeling girlie)
Animal: Do women count? otherwise Kolola's
Drink: Ice Tea(at wrk) Beer (everywhere else)
Alcoholic Drink: Macro brew cheap beer. Homer Simpson style
Letter: X (as in x-rated, extasey, x-girlfriends, x-tra large)
Feature of the Opposite Sex: Enthusism for giving oral pleasure/Badonkaduk
::This Or That::
Pepsi/Coke: Diet Coke excusivly
McDonalds/Burger King: I love the commercials,but BK can eat a dick
Kiss/Hug: Depends what your kissing.....
Chocolate/Vanilla: Rich real vanilla.Cookies and cream otherwise
Rock/Rap: Psychopathic Baby!!
Summer/Winter: Winter, I sweat like a priest at a cub scout meeting normaly
Love/Money: Love fades and money spends....niether
::Your..::
Bedtime: When I pass out in a drunken stupor
Best Physical Feature: Animated expressions. Well clipped fingurenails
First Thought Waking Up: "Where am I?...I hate working..God Im horny.."
Goal For The Year: Write. Stay completly celebit.get a motercycle.
Best Friends: I dont have friends, I have the "Click"
Weakness: Obssive compulsive disorder.
Fears: Emotional commetment & growing up.
Heritage: Irish with a liver to prove it.
Longest Relationship: 4-7 years. Dating into marrige. We all see how that woked..
::In A Guy/Girl..::
Eye Color: all that matters is lots of mascara(prefably running)
Hair Color: Red (preferably), but really anything semi-clean.
Short Or Long: Short on chicks that can rock it.
Height: Shorter the better. Makes my cock look bigger.
Style: Just not too "square" or too christian.
Looks/Personality: Fuckin crazy with a good sense of humor
Muscular/Skinny: I prefer to call it "Heroin chic".....
::Random::
Number Of Regrets: Her name was ......
Country You Want To Visit: Japan...and all of europe, mostly England
How You Want To Die: Setting myself on fire on the stage of a strip club
Do You Like Thunderstorms: Yes. I stand outside and wait for the mothership
Do You Believe In Yourself: Im President of my own Fan Club.
Do You Want To Go To College: Been there, done that..dropped the fuck out...
Have You Been In Love: ..with the psychological scarring to prove it...
Do You Sing: No, but I rap when Im driving or drunk..or both.
Do You Play Any Instruments: The flute.at truck stops 4 cash when Im desperate
Future Kids Names: Slagathor(boy) and Trixie or Ginger (girl)
Shit List: Im Zen, I dont have a shit list.
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The Depressed Pervert: You are The Depressed Pervert, you seem a bit more distant than The Horny Pervert, you actually prefer your partner to find you instead of the other way around, but what goes through your mind. ( Ooou, the intimacy ) You could think of practically anything to turn you on, more than likely the person to be with you are going to have as much wild and wet dreams as you give them, even though you are not like The Horny Pervert, you still have your tendencies, perhaps writing your poetry is a great turn on for them. But you accept things as they come, waiting for them to make the first move, usually.
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Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?
Mace Windu
You were in some memorable moments, but did you really deserve to not die like some punk. Maybe, not, but you still did, having been ambushed by the snooty Skywalker kid. And whats the deal with that ligthsabre of yours? Some say its your favourite colour, and others claim its the shade of your man-willy. Regardless, you are cool and wise, but maybe a little hasty, after all your arrest party of four did get owned pretty quickly.

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You Are 48% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
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If i was a serial killer i would be Edmund Kemper .

Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.
Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains.
After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later.
Kill count: 8-9
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