MY TURN ONS:
JOELALICIOUS TURNS ME ON LIKE CRAZY, so do... tall kids, cool water, old spice, one-fifty-fun, bongs, smiles, and FAT JUGGALOS *fat steve is everyones favorite fat kid* I think FAT JUGGALOS ARE SEXY AS FUCK!!!!! I'm also turned on by piercing, getting pierced, concerts, PEPSI, C-thrizzles, and Duster is okay(wahwah) JOEL BURNS IS THE SEXIEST CHUBBY JUGGALO KID ALIVE!!!! Im also turned on by Joe Bruce... he doesnt know it yet but hes MADLY in love with me.
MY TURN OFFS:
Skinny guys, bitches(male or female), all females because girls are worthless, Juffalos, Juggahoes, sh*tkid, SluttySandy, im also turned off by mean people, cokeheads, idiots who cant pass ninth grade, and all these lil wannabe thugs straight outta ridgeville.
I'd like to meet:
Violent J, Shaggy2Dope,
Monoxide, Madrox, Blaze!
Theres alot more people i'd like to meet
But i WILL meet all Of those people!!! i have
met KMK a bunch of times.. if you look at
Muh Blog with the Shirts i Made for concerts
most shirts from KMK shows got signed! :)
I LOVE ICP, TWIZTID, BLAZE, BOONDOX, LOTUS
and each and every single juggalo making
My World a WAY Better Place To Live!!!! MUCH
MUTHA FUCKIN WICKED CLOWN LOVE!!!
Music:
I listen to ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, Dark Lotus, and Psychopathic Rydas. I FUCKIN HATE AMB! FUCK AMB!!!! Sorry, they just dont "do it" for me. If your a juggalo you know what i mean by "do it". They just dont give me that feeling. Its like chills or something. Its the most intense when you hear songs like "dead body man", "boogie woogie wu", "what is a juggalo", "85 bucks an hour" and the first ICP song you ever heard if it wasnt any of those. All psychopathic songs give me that feeling. Its like I cant believe how amazing every word is and i feel an intense connection to the person who aranged those words in that order and put music to it. If your down you know exactly what i mean and if not i feel sorry for you. You have no idea what its like to feel passionately about music. I just cant imagine a Britney Spears fan hearing their favorite song and feeling what a juggalo feels when they hear THEIR favorite song. I love what ICP, Twiztid, Lotus, Blaze, and Rydas music does to me and fuck you if you think im fake because Esham, Zug Island, Jumpsteady, AND MOST OF ALL AMB just dont "do it".
AMB IS SO WEAK LYRICALLY! They have tight beats but they have nothing to do with that or their beats would suck too! You wanna hear strong lyrics AND tight beats check out www.myspace.com/LuniceRIA or just keep reading cause as long as your speakers work your listening to R.I.A.
I Also have to mention the new Lavel "diss tracks" that diamond cutz bullshit... i aint gunna front i only heard 3 tracks but it was 5, 7, and 11... That "Grillz" one is fuckin STUPID... according to lavel he doesnt even have beef with shaggy it just "fit into the song" cause "shaggy" and "daddy" are very similar. WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RAP ABOUT SHIT YOU DONT MEAN CAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER! THATS FUCKIN STUPID!
Now Onto The Track With Esham And ABK... I Never Liked Esham, well i should rephrase that, I liked eshams PRE-PSYCHOPATHIC music, but the cds he released on psychopathic sucked balls! Acid Rain, Repetance, and A-1 are among the worst cds psychopathic ever put out along with the zug shit and the amb shit but dont get me started on those loozers... Before Esham singed psychopathic he was the shit but every cd he dropped on psy sucked significantly more then the previous and he had no business on psy cause he was doing just fine when he was doing his own thing... As For AnyBodyKilla, FUCK HIM! I used to LOVE abk, i even call myself anybodykayla cause i have a lisp too. (and im an indian giver) i was sad when he left psychopathic but i thought, well maybe he just wants to step out and do his own shit, nothing wrong with that. BUT HOW THE FUCK IS HE GUNNA DISS PEOPLE WHO MADE HIM WHO HE IS! HOW MANY FANS DO YOU THINK ABK HAS THAT ARENT JUGGALOS AND THIS MIXTAPE IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ALL THE REAL ASS JUGGALOS!
FUCK ABK
FUCK ESHAM
FUCK LAVEL
And All Of You sayin "well i dont care its between them... they are still fam"
FUCK YOU TOO
CAUSE IN THAT SONG WITH ESHAM AND ABK, LAVEL STRAIGHT SAYS "JUGGALOS GOT YOUR BACK AND JUGGALOS ARE THE SHIT BUT WE GROWN ASS MUTHA-FUCKIN MEN IN THIS BITCH! ... NIGGA FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, NIGGA HOLLA AND GET AT ME, YOUZ A BITCH YOU OWE ME MONEY, IM STILL OUT HERE GETTIN HUNGRY" I dont give a fuck if lavel aint got beef with us! IF YOU SAY "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY" to violent j, your dissin juggalos, and if you dont take offence to that you aint no fuckin juggalo! if you dont consider yourself *violent J's family* then you aint a part of our juggalo family! Anyone who says fuck J and his family sure the fuck aint cool with me! anyone who would be on a track that says fuck J and his Family aint cool with me! thats just how it is!
Movies:
My favorite movies are Big Money Hustlas, Shockumentary, Six Jokas Unleashed, Bootlegged in L.A., and The Purple Show. I also like the Shawshank Redemption, Half Baked, How High, All about the Benjamans, Basic Instint, and anything scary.
OH AND I TOTALLY LOVE THE MOVIE MEAN GIRLS!!!
Thirteen is sweet
HERE IS A BUNCH MORE MOVIES I THINK ARE THE SHIT:
Television:
The Only TV Show I
Really Watch Is
NIPTUCK So Im Just
Gunna put all my
drinking shit here::
Books:
THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN IS VIOLENT J'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY "BEHIND THE PAINT". THAT MAN IS A FUCKIN GENIUS AND THAT BOOK IS THE ONLY BOOK I HAVE EVER TRULY ENJOYED READING. IM TELLING YOU THAT BOOK IS SO DEEP AND MADE ME FEEL THAT MUCH CLOSER TO JOE BRUCE... MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
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