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fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...)

Live Until I Die

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Member Since: 2/2/2006
Band Website: foreverman.cjb.net
Band Members: tHAT mOTHERfUCKER
fOREVERMAN
dOES eVERYTHING
(music & stuff)

The lyrics are scribbled by fOREVERMAN.
The vocals are vocalised by fOREVERMAN.
The beats are created by fOREVERMAN.
The samples are chopped & trimmed by fOREVERMAN.
The live instruments are instrumentated by fOREVERMAN.
All Production by fOREVERMAN.
Engineering by fOREVERMAN.
Mixing by fOREVERMAN.
Mastering by fOREVERMAN.
Artwork by fOREVERMAN.
Shameless fucking promotion by fOREVERMAN.

The "official" Bio:

"fOREVERMAN has been raising eyebrows for years, with outrageous lyrics, gritty beats, & a rawkus stage show.
New Yorkers know him from countless performances in dive bars & house parties.
Long Islanders know him as the host of of a series of Open Mic Nights: "Think You Can Spit?".
Underground heads know him from performances at Psychopathic Records' "Gathering of the Juggalos".
Couch Potatos may recognize him from a brief, heavily censored appearance on VH1's (White) Rapper Show.
In a stagnant & rotting music scene, fOREVERMAN is hastening the decay.
Whether you like, or you don't like it, learn to love it."

Influences: Thomas Edison, Ron Jeremy, Rasputin, Timothy Leary, Bill Hicks, Captain Lou Albano, Lloyd Kaufman, Albert Fish, Michael Jackson, of course. Lightnin' Hopkins, Fatty Arbuckle, Rod Stewart, The Transitions, Blind Willie McTell, Golden Goldies, Fintroll, Dee Snider, Joe Brown, Blind Willie Johnson, Cypress Hill, Beyonce, Willam Powell, Hollywood Slim & The Fat Cats, Salvador Dali, Blind Melon Chitlins, The Fat Boys, Ric Flair, Vomit & Barfunkel, Kool Herc and Herculoids, Jay-Z, Kurtis Blow, Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem, Bukka White, Andrew "Dice" Clay, The Polkadelics, Wesley Willis, Walt Whitman, Itchy Worms, Kansas Joe, Revolting Cocks, Pee Wee Crayton, Invisibl Skratch Piklz, Ashlee Simpson, The Ball Lickers, Curley Weaver, Sodom, Aardvark Spleen, Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band, The Big Old Fat sweaty Bitches, Grandwizard Theodore, Barbecue Bob & The Spare Ribs, Richard Nixon, The Lake Risers, Jimmy Hart & The Gentries, Karl Marx, Pop Will Eat Itself, P-Flap, Jellyroll Anderson, Ludwig Van Beethoven, A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake, The Fatback Band, Honest Bob & The Factory To Dealer Incentives, Morbid Angel, The Charlie Daniels Band, King Solomon Hill, Lil' Jon, Abbra-Cadaver, The Lone Gunmen, Iron Maiden, The Ass Ponies, Leadbelly, Big Weenie Kanun-Drum, Accidental Goat Sodomy, Spiro Agnew, Girls With Small Hands, Captain Rapp, Django Reinhardt, At The Gates, Furry Lewis, NWA, Grotus, The Dumpster Humps, Sam Kinison, The Rugburns, Talking Heads, Cold Crush Brothers, Jimi LaLumia & The Psychotic Frogs, Nihilism, Above The Law, Therion, Adios Pantalones, Socrates, Shanksta & Boxcutter, Yellowcard, Krokus, Das Efx, The Great Kat, HIM, The Serial Poets, Kathleen Turner Overdrive, Proof, Randy Newman, Albino Toilet Boys, Disco Daddy, Blink 182, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Demilich, Tampa Wicked, Lollipop Jenkins, Afghanistan Banana Stand, Bruckner & Garcia, Gloria Estefan, Funky Four plus One, Amputatoe, Bone Crusher, Under Oath, Bone Thugs, Donovan, Melle Mel, Paul Wall, Anal Mullet, Voltaire, Mike Jones, Prince, Unleashed, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Digital Underground, Brian Wilson, L U Cipher, Howlin' Wolf, Bushwick Bill, Mark Rivers, Busy Bee, Missy Elliot, Van Halen, Junkyard Dog, Bruckner & Garcia, Humble Gods, Baby Shit Brown, Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, Kool Moe Dee, Eminem, Carrie Underwood, Faster Pussycat, Jedi Mind Tricks, Queen Latifah, Johnny Cash, Gangsta Grill, Union Underground, Anus The Menace, Crime Mob, Mr. Short Khop, Weird people In Giant Condoms, Sepultura, Larry King, Ying Yang Twins, Ashtray Babyhead, Jim Croce, Nickelback, Denis Leary, Massacra, Barbara's Bush, Willie D, Homeless Bob, Chris Brown, Barney Rubble & The Cunt Stubble, MC Solaar, Sonny Boy Williamson, King Norris, Vomit Thrower, Monie Love, The Manson Family, Psycho Jesus, The Notorious B.I.G., Beefhead, Nine Inch Nails, Rick Derringer, Po Folks, James Blunt, Dolemite, Muddy Waters, White Zombie, Heather Hunter, The Black Eyed Peas, Incubus, The Rock Steady Crew, Big Daddy Cumbuckets, Kelly Clarkson, Anal Cunt, Kokane, Bertha & The Turds, 3rd Bass, En Vogue, Godhead, Fall Out Boy, Hillbilly Jim, The Pussycat Dolls, Earthlink, Malcolm X, Trace Adkins, MC Peepants, Birth Hole, Bo Diddley, Boy Sets Fire, Kenny Chesney, D-12, Rascal Flatts, Destiny's Child, Danny K, Coathanger Sergens, Lil Wayne, Enya, Neil Diamond, FaceMob, Keyshia Cole, Dangerdoom, Madonna, Fat Killaz, Daddy Yankee, Korn, FiggKidd, The Fat-Back Boyz, Joe Satriani, Keith Urban, The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience, System Of A Down, G-Unit, Sugarland, Jack Off Jill, Rap Hustle, David Byrne, The Strokes, Matisyahu, Nas, Green Day, Nelly, Kanye West, Juelz Santana, Ludacris, Death Cab For Cutie, E-40, Faith Hill, 2 Man Advantage, Sean Paul, Young Jeezy, HellHammer, The All-American Rejects, Bo Bice, Flaj, Blown Apart Bastards, Gorillaz,T-Pain,D4L, Disturbed, Eric B, Rakim, Kirk Franklin, Kottonmouth Kings, Chamillionaire, Depeche Mode, Panic! At The Disco, Billy Currington, Bongwater, Juanita Bynum, Steve Vai, Fuzzbubble, Bon Jovi, Dropkick Murphies, Bullwinkle Gandhi, Anthony Hamilton, Marilyn Manson, Miranda Lambert, Detroit Warriors, Brooks & Dunn, Coldplay, Emperor, Butt Full Of Dick, Reba McEntire, Avenged Sevenfold, Cancer Bunny, Jack Johnson, Gwen Stefani, Sweatpants Boner, Dead Creeps Orchestra, Bathory, Buddy Whatz His Name & The Other Fellas, Cannibal Elvis, Michael Buble, Hilary Duff, Martina McBride, Little Big Town, Guns N' Roses, Dierks Bentley, Cleavage Dingleberry, Immortal, Three 6 Mafia, Brad Paisley, Eddie Murphy, Coconut Dwarf Assault, Burzum, Weezer, Shakira, Alicia Keys, Big & Rich, Too Short, Ricky Nelson, DJ Ideal, John Mayer, Corpsefart, Santana, INXS, KISS, Truly Underground, Ildjarn, The Crucifucks, Montgomery Gentry, Celtic Woman, Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley, Dane Cook, GangStarr Gretchen Wilson, Peaches, Dayglo Abortion, Don Omar Da Hitman, Natasha Bedingfield, The Killers, The Eurhythmics, Jason Aldean, Decaying Testicles, Bun-B,The Beatles, Elvis Presley, LED ZEPPELIN, Garth Brooks, EAGLES, Enslaved, Billy Joel, Oingo Boingo, Dick Hurtz & The Screamin Pee Pees, PINK FLOYD, BARBRA STREISAND, Kajagoogoo, Elephant Man, Elton John, AC/DC, Dow Jones & The Industrials, Digable Planets, AEROSMITH, ROLLING STONES, Bruce Springsteen, METALLICA, Whitney Houston, Kenny Rogers, Drown Retarded Children, Fleetwood Mac, U2, KENNY G, CELINE DION, Todd Rundgren, SHANIA TWAIN, El Groupo Sexo, ALABAMA, JOURNEY, ALAN JACKSON, Tripping Daisy, ERIC CLAPTON, PRINCE, Excremetory Grindfuckers, SIMON & GARFUNKEL, MIMS, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, Weed, Herb, Ganja, Bud, Grass, Green, Nugget, Kif, Hash, Resin, Joints, Blunts, Spliffs, Bowls, Pipes, Hookahs, Bongs, Steamrollers, Roachclips, Nipple Clamps For Floppies, Spoofs, Dexies, Goofballs, Mescaline, Peyote, Salvia Divinorum, Acid, LSD, d-lysergic acid N-diethylaminoethylamide, DMT, dimethyltryptamine, Musa Sapientum Bananadine, other hallucinogenic alkaloids, Psilocybin, Shrooms, Amyl Nitrate, Dextromethorphan, Jimson Weed, Hydrangea Leaves, Formaldehyde, BOB SEGER AND THE SILVER BULLET BAND, Wheezing Porno Goldfish, CHICAGO, 2 PAC, Abraham Lincoln, FOREIGNER, The Loiterers, BACKSTREET BOYS, Aborted Chicken Fetuses, BOB DYLAN,WILLIE NELSON, The Fat Chick From Wilson Phillips, DEF LEPPARD, PHIL COLLINS, Graveland, JOHN DENVER, JAMES TAYLOR, Flatutory Rape, QUEEN, SPEARS, BRITNEY, R. KELLY, Bauhaus, BOSTON, The New York Dolls, LINDA RONSTADT, Friggin' Harveys, THE DOORS, THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, PEARL JAM, The Fuckin Cunts, THE DIXIE CHICKS, OZZY OSBOURNE, 'N SYNC, TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS, Kwame Nkrumah, Colonel Bruce Hampton and the Aquarium Rescue Unit, MICHAEL BOLTON, The Fuckin' Shit Biscuits, JOHN MELLENCAMP, MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER, Dead Milkmen, BOYZ II MEN, TIM MC GRAW, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, The Fuckiddy Fuck Faces, BEE GEES, FRANK SINATRA, JANET JACKSON, Toad The Wet Sprocket, NIRVANA, ZZ TOP, RUSH, Fun Man & The Scumbags, BARRY MANILOW, Creature Feature, THE CARPENTERS, THE STEVE MILLER BAND, Gnat King Kong, CREED, LUTHER VANDROSS, LUTHER THE CARS, EARTH, WIND & FIRE, Go Nad Go, FAITH HILL, MOTLEY CRUE, VINCE GILL, Modest Mouse, SADE, Gnarls Barkley, Smashing Pumpkins, Gonnorhea Pizzaria, CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, TLC, DOOBIE BROTHERS, BEASTIE BOYS, Hammerclit, THE POLICE, R.E.O. SPEEDWAGON, JIMMY BUFFETT, Harry Palms & The Gym Towels, GENESIS, LIONEL RICHIE, Air Supply, Strangulated Beatoffs, Foot-Long Frank & The Mustard Cutters, BEACH BOYS, MEAT LOAF, HEART, JIMI HENDRIX, Hell Toupee, THE WHO, OUTKAST, LIL SCRAPPY, HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH, Colby Caillat, USHER, R.E.M., Hermaphrochrist, Sherwood, Calla, Akon, Fergie, KISS, Green Jello, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, Megadeth, STEVIE WONDER, Hitler's Bikini, Dead Kennedies, SMASHING PUMPKINS, Hollywood Undead, CROSBY, STILLS, Horseshit Gunfire, NASH & YOUNG, KID ROCK, MATCHBOX TWENTY, Cascada, STING, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, JEWEL, Hoy Piloy & The Molly Berry's, The Wrench-Twisting Street Lickers, Pretty Ricky, THE MONKEES, Project Born, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, Six Inch Nipples, NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK, The Fray, Black Label Society, Hugh Jorgan & The Four Skins, HAMMER, Drowning Pool, The Useles Pieces Of Shit, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, LIMP BIZKIT, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, BAD COMPANY, Inflatable Dates, KID ROCK, DMG, KANSAS, T Pain, LINKIN PARK, ISLEY BROTHERS, BLACK SABBATH, The Deepthroat Queens, Jehovah's Wetness, God Is My Co-Pilot, NO DOUBT, The Guitar Evangelist, DAN FOGELBERG, DMX, Jim Jones & The Kool-aid Kids, HALL & OATES, The Beatles, The Turtles, The Animals, DJ BLESS aka Sutter Kain, The Yardbirds, Kamikaze Sex Pilots, Slick Rick, Butt Trumpet, OFFSPRING, POISON, CHER, OBIE TRICE, ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, SNOOP DOGG, King Shit & The Golden Boys, L.L. COOL J, "RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED UM!", WHITESNAKE, Shoestring, Doug E. Fresh, WILL SMITH, Larry & The Cumbuckets, COUNTING CROWS, Octa Pi, Ciara, GETO BOYZ, Dirty Skanks at The Mall, The Seldom Scene, TOM WAITS, Lesbian Dopeheads On Mopeds, THE IMPOTENT SEASNAKES, Brother Lynch Hung, ESHAM, NATAS, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, Liquid Jelly Monkey Love, Garbagepail Breakfast, TWIZTID, Mechanical Tampon Fish, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, Noodle Muffin & The Pink Squints, ANYBODY KILLA, Ovarydose, NATIVE FUNK, Pee Shy, MYZERY, Question Mark & The Mysterians, JUMPSTEADY, Raggedy Aneurysm, DRIVE-BY, Roid Rogers & The Whirling Butt Cherries, I.S.I., Saddleface, SOOPAVILLAINS, The Shitbirds, DARK LOTUS, Teenage Jesus & The Jerks, PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS, Tossed Fetus Salad, HOUSE OF KRAZEES, Uncle Daddy & The Family Secret, THE R.O.C., Vomito Negro, 2 CRAZY DEVILS, Whorehouse Of Representatives, HALFBREED, The yeastie Girls, KRAZY KLAN, Zulu Leprechauns, LAVEL, Toxic Shock & The Tampons, MARZ, The Syphilitics, MARS, Quasimodo & The Eunuchs, King Gordy, Pork Queen, Prozac, Vowel Movement, Bedlam, Sticky Finger & The Pornos, Tech9ne, Small Ball Paul, Ill Bill, Nunwhore Commando 666, NONPHIXION, The Pleasure Fuckers, NECRO, Mike Bike & The Kickstands, YANNI, The Big Ol' Band, JETHRO TULL, C Rayz Wallz, Your Naked Mother, GRAND FUNK RAILROAD, The Snuff-Flick County All-Star Big-Ballas, Partial-Birth Abortions, and LOVERBOY.



Most of that list was bullshit.

Sounds Like: music. just put the headphones on your asshole.
Record Label: No Label.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Write Your Own fOREVERMAN Song!

Two of the key elements of entertainment are Crowd Participation & and an Appreciation Of Your Audience...I’m gonna attempt to kill those 2 birds with this 1 stone right here...I’m implori...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:39:00 PST

Live Videos: fOREVERMAN & AFTERBIRTh at TRAXX 2/28/08

fOREVERMAN & AFTERBIRTh"Shit Ain’t Worth It"Live At Traxx 2/28/08 fOREVERMAN & AFTERBIRTh"Lately I Hate Me"Live At Traxx 2/28/08 fOREVERMAN & AFTERBIRTh"Pretty Fuckin Please?"L...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

Demand a fOREVERMAN performance in your vicinity!

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Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:27:00 PST

fOREVERMAN HOODIES, UNDERWEAR, T-SHIRTS, BABYDOLLS, & BUTTONS AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE!

If you've known me for any period of time, You already know that I'm not comfortable with the idea of shameless Merchandising.However... People keep asking where they can obtain fOREVERMAN merchandise...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:21:00 PST

fOREVERMAN Banners & 42 Mp3's For Your Page, or Wherever...

If you want to use these for yourself, for any reason, just copy the code from the box below!The code works in bulletins, in blogs, in messages, on profiles, in comments, in classified ads, in forums,...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:10:00 PST

Cracker-Ass White-Bread Fuckin Honkeys.

It's official.From the musical geniuses that brought you such classic gimmicks as"fOREVERMAN""The Coathanger Sergens""The Resin Farmers""Chach Omlet""The Shit-Pissers"&"The Snuff-Flick County All-Star...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

Call Me A Cunt. It’ll make my day.

I'm sure you've all been accosted by shitty musicians, asking you to "show love" on their page...Fuck that shameful nonsense.I want to fill up my "comment" section with hate mail...There's only one pr...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:14:00 PST

All the videos that WERE on the main page:

(music for your eyeballs)fOREVERMAN- "Fail With Flying Colors"Live At GotJ '07Friday Night @ The Bombhousew/ J-10 of Tampa Wicked fOREVERMAN- "On Evil" Live At GotJ '07, w/ J-10 of Tampa Wick...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:23:00 PST

Free Music From Yours Truly

Anyone that knows me, knows I'm a fuckin sweetheart. Since I'm so fuckin sweet, I'm giving away 2 free collections of my music that you probably don't even want to hear... click on the picture......
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:18:00 PST

Please Vote for fOREVERMAN at myashell.com

Here's the deal...I'm entered in an online competition, where the winner gets free merch & a VIP party...I'd greatly appreciate your vote.You don't have to sign up for anything, and it only takes abou...
Posted by fOREVERMAN (that motherfxcker...) on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST