Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants

About Me

Dig it: I tattoo professionaly in New York City at EAST SIDE INK (97 Avenue B!!!)(we rule),and maybe even a town near you. My band is better than your boyfriend's band, and i can kick his ass three times over. Tell him to go outside and practice falling down, i'll be there soon. I like long walks on the beach, reading our astrologial charts in bed, and hardcore BDSM. Are you lonely? Do you need a tattoo? Problems at work? Flow heavy this month? I'm your man, Johnny on the spot, just give me a few minutes.... Who takes this stuff too seriously?

My Interests

Fighting, drugs, drinks, screwing, tattooing... My dog (he's a dingo). Eating and sleeping are good too. Driving and building hot-rods and muscle cars (MoPar = mo' power!). Bashing my knuckles on stuff. Good friends. Being huge. What else is there really (this aint EHarmony girl).

I'd like to meet:

You, and this chick:...and check this guy out: ..

Music:

Black Sabbath, Kyuss, Saint Vitus, OM, Sleep, Lungfish, Weedeater, Electric Wizard, YOB, Roky Ericson, Foghat, Mott The Hoople, Misfits, Exploding Hearts, Clutch, Saddletramps, The Bones, Kyuss, Hermano, Brant Bjork, Lemmy, Eagles of Death Metal, Danzig, High On Fire, Roy Orbison, Goatsnake, The Dwarves, Mondo Generator, Cocksparer, Bad Brains, Moley Crue, Electric Wizard, Unholy Trio, Ramones, The Clash, Hot Snakes, Social Distorion, Acid King, Mad Sin, Scissorfight, The Damned, Nick Cave, Stevie Wonder, Black Sabbath, Lars and the Bastards, GG Allen and the Murder Junkies, David Bowie, Sound of Urchin, Snoop Dog, Queens of the Stone Age, Stray Cats, The Beltones, Motorhead, U-roy, Gregory Issacs, Minor Threat, Turbonegro, Fu Manchu, Tony Clifton.... - CHECK THIS SHIT OUT -I've got a war inside my head/ it's got to set your soul free/ I've got a wheel inside my head/ a wheel of understanding/I'm a loadin', loadin' my war machine/ I'm contributing to the system,/ the break down scheme/I'm a shuttin' down, I'm shuttin' down, your crazy dream,/ I am here to gun it down/ to gun it down/ I gotta do/I see pretty flowers at my feet/ cool breeze, clean air, hospitality,/ pretty please, pretty please, pretty please,/ get the hell away from me/I'm a loadin', a loadin' my war machine I'm contributing to the system, the break down schemeI'm a shuttin' down, I'm shuttin' down, your crazy dream, [ green machine ]/ I am here to gun it down/ to gun it down/ I gotta do/

Movies:

They dont really make em anymore

Heroes:

Rowdy Roddy Piper and Alan Alda.

My Blog

Big Star....

This album blows me away. Every time...."The Ballad Of El Goodo"Years ago, my heart was set to live, ohBut I've been trying hard against unbelievable oddsIt gets so hard at times like now to hold onMy...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:35:00 PST

Suppot Your Local StoneWizard

Limited run screen prints for sale by yours truly! Support your local Stone Wizard! Help me and my dog get back home to NYC, and buy yourself some killer original artwork for your home! Just email me ...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

So, "hows my road trip going", you ask?

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Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:59:00 PST

Operation Codename: Have Awesome, Will Travel

It's official: "Bulge Across America, part Tres" is in action.I'll be leaving NYC September 1st, heading North and West. With nary but his trusty sidekick dingo, a bag of t-shirts, and a full complime...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST

tattooface, for 5 years now. because everyone asks.

I can never forget. It is created so that i can never avoid it. Every time i look in a mirror, every time i want to see my face, there are marks on it. Right next to my eyes. So i dont forget. I lost ...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST

around and around (playlist)

Bambi ~ Drunk HorseSome you win, some you lose ~ Orange GoblinThe losers are back in town ~ Dexter Jones' Circus OrchestraOne born every minute ~ Big ChiefO.B.N. ~ JosiahShe Walks ~ DMBQLet me love, l...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:14:00 PST

Rest In Peace Jason Guilbault, my dear friend.

It is now 7:48 am. I have not slept. I havent even tried. All i've been doing is crying.My friend, fellow tattooist, painter, illustrator and all around genuine human being Jason Guilbault has passed....
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

Four dirty dogs, drugs, and chicken in California

Well over a month ago i had a vacation. Off to California to do some tattooing, and some not being at work. Good times. Like Fear And Loathing In San Francisco good times. Among other things, we condu...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

freak out

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Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

A beard made of stars

Made some fantastic vinyl scores today. And then...It's magic. Godlike. My first foray into true two-tuntables-and-a-mixer DJ'ing. And i've got the cd to prove it.Cheech and Chong ~ DaveMott The Hoopl...
Posted by Sir StoneWizard is the Bulge in Satan's Pants on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST