"Cats" by I.M. Nothing |
Beautiful morning, hangin' with the cat, 4000 dollar laptop, medical.........Sendin' some real love this mornin' babeeeeeeeeeeee! Later.Sincerely,BlessedFor Missy Awesome B.A.C....
Posted by Marty Pants on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST |
"The Space" by Marty Pants |
When you're the last oneon the spaceI don't really liketalkin' to peopleface to faceThere's not really anyplace else to go.Except inward................And who needs that.Later....
Posted by Marty Pants on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST |
"My Trip To Mexico (Suck It Bitches)" by Marty Pants |
Gas money to Mexico............................................25.00Snack
s and goodies along the way..........................10.00Havin' a good friend watch your pantswhile strippers get you naked......
Posted by Marty Pants on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST |
"Watchin' Porno On Coke" by Marty Pants and Pippi Van Halen |
I'm watchin' pornoYou know that I knowThere's naked people fuckin'On that TV showI'm watchin' pornoAlmost every single nightI'm watchin' porno (oooooooo)Tonight.............I'm watchin' pornoYou know ...
Posted by Marty Pants on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST |
"Sam And Billy" by I.M. Nothing |
Some stories take awhile to tell, and some stories you have to wait awhile to tell........This is that story........It was July 3rd, 1999......I was throwin' a rave........"Free-e"........Yeah, the ra...
Posted by Marty Pants on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:25:00 PST |
"Sex, Drugs, and a Box Full a Kittens" by Marty "I Believe in Romance" Pants |
She's gotta be the coolestmotherfucker to ever live.She's my baby.We walk down the beach,hand and hand, not a worry in the world.We go to the beachon Sunday.Sex, drugs, and a box full a kittens,that's...
Posted by Marty Pants on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:35:00 PST |
"Teens For Cash (The Grey Pubic Hair)" by Ryan "Da" Palma as Marty Pants |
Bitch got a pubic haircaught in her throat.A grey pubic hair.I thought she was gonna throw up, so I kept snappin' pictures.She was cute.I think she was 18.Later.For Missy Awesome B.A.C....
Posted by Marty Pants on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:37:00 PST |
"Make It Happen" by Missy Awesome B.A.C. |
I have never had a driver's license.Mainly because real gangster ass niggaz get chauffered.And because I am an alcoholic that is avid anti-drinking and driving...and I know I have little self-control,...
Posted by Marty Pants on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:14:00 PST |
"Misdemeanor Park Activities" by Missy Vengence B.A.C. |
..I slept in a truck parked in my mom's driveway last night.I drank too much.Some would probably say.I cried.About shit that is irrelevant.We tried to come inside and sleep it off on the couch this mo...
Posted by Marty Pants on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST |
"Feeling Frisky" by Missy Vengence B.A.C. |
So I was laying in bed this morning.And dude was feeling frisky.I pretended to be asleep so that I would not have to move during sexy things.I laughed at him afterwards.He said he knew I was awake.Bec...
Posted by Marty Pants on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:07:00 PST |
