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Riffwizard

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About Me

Dirtbag Lefty guitarrorist born on the day of Iommi. i've mated with a wolf-bitch on the high plains of Pangea and traveled to the outer realms to spit in the Eye of the Blind Idiot God of Chaos. i've written Doom riffs with the ghosts of dead sailors in Davey Jones' Locker, and pissed in a circle around my clothes under the Northern Lights, walking away in the shape of a bear. i've consulted the Norns in an underground Necropolis on the forgotten continent of Thule, and kissed the Blarney Stone with CuChulainn after beating up St. Patrick on a bet. Medusa was a friend of mine... whatever. Sabbath is God.

My Interests

Family, Doom, beards, Hiking, old records, writing songs, barbeques, Irish whiskey/scotch, painting, playing shows, traveling, vans, touring, poisonous venom, Stonehenge, ancient lore, human sacrifice, studying the movements/ cultures/ personalities of ancient peoples, Cro-Magnon Man, good food, comics, making an ass of myself on camera, talking stupid shit onstage, talking stupid shit into microphones in general, evil witches, samurai movies, watching my cat Cujo get high on catnip, Druids, Druid Rock, pyschedelics, theology, animals, Celtic history, Victorian porn, battle axes, tattoos, people-watching, quiet old dive bars, old sailors' crazy stories in dive bars, smashing society with an anarchist fist, and my girlfriend Jen.

I'd like to meet:

.. A Matamp full-stack and a bottle of Bushmills. Pat Robertson, so i can punch him in the fucking face. oh, and i'd love to barbeque with Tom Waits. WHO I'D NOT LIKE TO MEET: snobby Doom-hipsters get on my fucking nerves.

Music:

yeah, i like music. especially Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Yob, High on Fire, old bluesmen, British Power trios, country, and Death Rock. been kinda diggin' 2 Live Crew recently, i dunno...ask me nicely, and i'll shove my ipod so far up your ass it'll make you really appreciate going deaf.

Movies:

The Big lebowski, anything Akira Kurosawa. zombie movies, samurai movies...Euro-Horror, Richard Kern, David Cronenberg, John Carpenter, Hiyao Miyazaki, and Porn.

Television:

Trailer Park Boys! Deadwood and Rome. fuck all y'all, i'm not better than you 'cause i have 'good taste'...i'm better than you 'cause my farts smell like blueberries and astroglide.

Books:

history, mythology, anthropology, psychology, etc. anything with an "ology", Kafka, Chuck Palahniuk,Bukowski, anything about the Templars, JRR Tolkein, HP Lovecraft and porn. i'm digging the Greeks and Romans right now, Seutonius, Livy, Tacitus (my man), and Herodotus. you can't fuck with these dead cats.

Heroes:

Tony Iommi, Jimmy Page, Iggy Pop, JOHNNY FUCKIN CASH, Lemmy Kilmister, and Jimi Hendrix. Bill Hicks, Groucho Marx, Yukiio Mishima, Toshiro Mifune, the druids and druidesses who died at Mona, Vercingetorix, Arminius, Malcolm X, AIM, the Black Panthers, Dylan Thomas, Yeats, Crazy Horse, Lame Deer, Chief Joseph, Jesus, Satan, and Odin....... and i guess Matt Pike from High on Fire, if he lets Left Hand Army open for them.

My Blog

Secret Left Hand photos.

All photos taken by the mighty John Bear on my birthday, Feb 19 2006. A good day of recording, drinking, and monster doob-age. Hitting the rock under the West Seattle Crack Bridge.   . Johnny-o...
Posted by Riffwizard on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 07:00:00 PST

sledgehammer for sleep aid.

1) When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?about three times tonight. always do it when you have a chance.except number two....2. Last time you saw your parents?: too long....3) Which ...
Posted by Riffwizard on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:17:00 PST

Know thyself.

1. Do you like chinese food?if the moon is full, i'll eat anyone, crackers, spics, gooks, honkies, chinks, you name it, i'll eat it. 2. How big is your bed?big enough for me, my girlfriend and the dea...
Posted by Riffwizard on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:32:00 PST

LITANY AGAINST FEAR.

  LITANY AGAINST FEAR   I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.An...
Posted by Riffwizard on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:21:00 PST