Family, Doom, beards, Hiking, old records, writing songs, barbeques, Irish whiskey/scotch, painting, playing shows, traveling, vans, touring, poisonous venom, Stonehenge, ancient lore, human sacrifice, studying the movements/ cultures/ personalities of ancient peoples, Cro-Magnon Man, good food, comics, making an ass of myself on camera, talking stupid shit onstage, talking stupid shit into microphones in general, evil witches, samurai movies, watching my cat Cujo get high on catnip, Druids, Druid Rock, pyschedelics, theology, animals, Celtic history, Victorian porn, battle axes, tattoos, people-watching, quiet old dive bars, old sailors' crazy stories in dive bars, smashing society with an anarchist fist, and my girlfriend Jen.
.. A Matamp full-stack and a bottle of Bushmills. Pat Robertson, so i can punch him in the fucking face. oh, and i'd love to barbeque with Tom Waits. WHO I'D NOT LIKE TO MEET: snobby Doom-hipsters get on my fucking nerves.
yeah, i like music. especially Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Yob, High on Fire, old bluesmen, British Power trios, country, and Death Rock. been kinda diggin' 2 Live Crew recently, i dunno...ask me nicely, and i'll shove my ipod so far up your ass it'll make you really appreciate going deaf.
The Big lebowski, anything Akira Kurosawa. zombie movies, samurai movies...Euro-Horror, Richard Kern, David Cronenberg, John Carpenter, Hiyao Miyazaki, and Porn.
Trailer Park Boys! Deadwood and Rome. fuck all y'all, i'm not better than you 'cause i have 'good taste'...i'm better than you 'cause my farts smell like blueberries and astroglide.
history, mythology, anthropology, psychology, etc. anything with an "ology", Kafka, Chuck Palahniuk,Bukowski, anything about the Templars, JRR Tolkein, HP Lovecraft and porn. i'm digging the Greeks and Romans right now, Seutonius, Livy, Tacitus (my man), and Herodotus. you can't fuck with these dead cats.
Tony Iommi, Jimmy Page, Iggy Pop, JOHNNY FUCKIN CASH, Lemmy Kilmister, and Jimi Hendrix. Bill Hicks, Groucho Marx, Yukiio Mishima, Toshiro Mifune, the druids and druidesses who died at Mona, Vercingetorix, Arminius, Malcolm X, AIM, the Black Panthers, Dylan Thomas, Yeats, Crazy Horse, Lame Deer, Chief Joseph, Jesus, Satan, and Odin....... and i guess Matt Pike from High on Fire, if he lets Left Hand Army open for them.