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About Me

We are the Left Hand Army, spawned from the many-tentacled loins of the Great Lord Dagon in the year 2003 Era Vulgaris. We have been reborn to fulfill the Syballine prophecy of the returning Age of Hessian Darkness, the punishment of the earth for it's worship of false metal. Our black ships will soon cover the sky, striking madness into the hearts of the unworthy. We do not come in peace.

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Member Since: 1/24/2005
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Influences: Cowbells and wah pedals, Celtic battle rage and sweet lovin'... Shitty jobs, broken backs, and Black Sabbath. Dark moons, Lightnin' Hopkins and Bushmill's from a witches kiss. Classic albums by Leaf Hound, Hendrix or Pentagram. Flooded practice spaces, exploding amps and broken strings. the blues man, the fucking Blues.
Sounds Like: ''...some Warlock shit.''
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Old Bloody Bones aka Crom Cruach

Dar Crom!!! okay, okay, while we do love Conan's iron god Crom and played the movie behind us at the last show, i just want to set the record straight. we wrote the song about our homie, the ancie...
Posted by Left Hand Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LeftHand kittens take no shit

so we're playing this show at the frat-iest of the frat bars in Pioneer Square, and some drunk douchebag was moshing around spilling beer on everyone... well, he spilled some on Chris' cables and on ...
Posted by Left Hand Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LeftHand singer sleepwalks butt-ass naked!!!

Okay, This is totally embarassing, so i figure i'll tell the whole world for a larff. According to my girlfriend, last Saturday night she heard a small tapping at the door....... What did she find...
Posted by Left Hand Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST