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KING OF CHEESE

Ladies and Gentleman,... Danny Boyardee

About Me

www.danpacecomedy.com

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My Interests

My Wife and kids are number one!I dig tv and old songs that never die.GREAT STAND-UP

I'd like to meet:

Michael Buble,Bill Cosby or Bud Friedman.My fam and I LOVE Brian Regan. Every comic in My Space that I don't all ready know. Franklyn Ajaye,Ali. I'd like to hang out with Ralphie May,Kathleen Madigan ,Maria Bamford ,Jerry Seinfeld,Dave Chappelle, Zach,Patton and Brian and a hundred other comics who think abstractly. Vince Morris,Eddie Murphy,Mellow Mike,Mark Curry and Definitely Chris Rock.(that covers the black guys)oh and Simon Cowell.

Music:

Willie Nelson and outlaw country. Elvis and Sinatra are the kings.A dude named Kevin Max rox!! AND... No one can cover an old tune with a new feel like Michael Buble

Movies:

Joe Dirt,The jerk and coming to America always make me laugh. Travolta and Cruise compel me and anything Jack Nicholson does intrigues.and of course The Godfather
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Television:

Andy and Barney were the best. Reruns of Star trek, Both the original series and TNG. I find I am recently addicted to CSI especially CSI-Miami.WAY TOO MUCH COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS. FAVES: Elvira Kurt, Jim Gaffigan,Demitri,Mike Birbiglia,Brian Regan,MITCH HEDBERG(RIP).Dom Irrerra(opened for him in Vegas)...oh and I LOVE TINA FEYa href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Books:

Knowledge of the Holy-A.W.Tozer,What really happened in 70 A.D. -Ed Stevens. The Bible ( any version)Shakespeare,Dickens,Poe,Twain,Henry David Thoreau-my library of stand-up bios and Case for Christ-Lee Strobel
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Heroes:

Number One-MYDAD! Christopher Reeve and Michael J.Fox . Firefighters and Cops.

My Blog

Last comic travelling

This is it!!!! Nervous ! Concerned , confident , excited !!!   Nashville this weekend for the tryouts to Last Comic Standing ..got to get the A game  peoples. I am sponsored by an agent so ...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:16:00 PST

LAST COMIC STANDING

..> Last Comic Standing Going To Nashville !!!! Auditions in March !!!! If I make it to the next round will keep you posted.The King of Cheese comedian / Radio Personality Kix FM ..>...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:45:00 PST

attention comedians

Working as co-host to the 97.7 kix fm morning show, the king of cheese can plug your webpage ,...just send an audio clip of a oneliner or 30 seconds of comedy ,.. CLEAN - its radio folks , to my e-mai...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:30:00 PST

Pens by Bic

My friend comedian Tom Simmons wrote a piece called "running out of ink" and provoked me to share the following true story.   I found a pen,.. a cheap pen by BIC ,their cheapest 20 to bag model,...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST

10 stupid things about me

1) I hate these things and I never forward stuff,email warnings , prayer stuff whatever,.. 2) I love Jesus but hate most people (writing that made me laugh) 3) I have a firend who lies about avoiding...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:43:00 PST

shes the best thing that ever happened to you

She's the best thing that ever happened to you    by dan pace Adam was married to Eve. God gave her to him and so is and was the highest to ever preside over a wedding. The Lord g...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:19:00 PST

idiot sightings

FOUND CIRCULATING THE INTERNET -NOT MINE,still funny   IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not h...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

clean comedy in Raleigh

Ladies and Gentleman please welcome to the Clean Comedy Showcase here at Goodnights comedy club .....your host .... Dan Pace Thats right folks I am taking over the Clean Comedy Showcase in Raleigh an...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST

The Right thing

Its difficult. That is to say doing the right thing is always more difficult than not. However, you will never regret doing "the right thing".When you look back on who you were and who you are ,...in ...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

Missing Richard Jeni

I know its stupid but I truly loved this guy and I cant stop thinking about him. Richard Jeni for those of you who dont know , shot himself over a week ago and the media didn't hardly touch it. What b...
Posted by KING OF CHEESE on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST