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Mike

Cock locked, ready to rock

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorMy name is Mike and although you've probably never seen me, i've seen you.

I live in north london next door to my best friends Tim and Daisy. Tim is great, i don't know where i would be without him. Although their dog sometimes wakes me up, i've almost shot it many times.

I am currently with the Territorial Army, having once been sacked for trying to invade Paris in france with a tank. Of course i had very good reason and was welcomed back to the force. Since then i have not really done very much apart from almost blowing up Edgware McDonalds with explosive which i accidently left on the table whilst dining. I had a girlfriend once but she became a lesbian, since then i have been spending much time with my dear friend Tim.

My Interests

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Shooting things that are bad
Blowing things up
Running (for a big man i'm pretty quick)
McDonalds
Hanging around with Tim
Playstation games
Robot Wars
Water Pistols

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can handle their guns. Or anyone who can sell me a bazooka.

Oh yes, and that guy who looks like me in Shaun of the dead.

Music:

Status Quo
Ben Folds Five
The White Stripes
Village People

Movies:

Jacobs Ladder
The Thin red line
Rambo First Blood part 2
Basic
Predator (the arnie one)
Shaun of the Dead

Television:

Soldier Soldier
Blackadder Goes Forth
Spooks
The Krypton Factor
Interceptor
Challenge Anneka

Books:

Ships of the Royal Navy
Why the french deserve an invasion
100 greatest tanks ever
Guiness book of weapons

Heroes:

Tim Bisley
Rambo
Jack Bauer
Robson Green
Sean Penn
Clint Eastwood
Arnold Schwarzenegger