Clothing, feckless behaviour, gin, being splendid, rum, haberdashery, whisky, whiskers, stroking, smoking, music, young ladies with low self esteem, rugby, rowing, more rum, winking, drinking, kicking Pau Pau, the former colonies, collecting waifs and strays, more clothes, the sound of my own voice, more gin, feeding ponies, mountaineering, getting smashed with panache, being rather louche, travel, wine, hockey, admiring my reflection, hunting hoodies, fashion, fingers and tops, tobacco enemas, and damning your eyes.
Anyone who'd like a lovely polo shirt, just for starters.
The Wild Geese, Get Carter, The Man Who Would Be King, The French Connection (though not their god-awful clothes), Withnail & I, The Long Good Friday, Escape to Victory, Bullitt, The Dirty Dozen, Swingers, Goldfinger, The Great Escape, Zulu, Star Wars, The Magnificent Seven, The Assasination Bureau, Spartacus, Beyond the Valley of the Ultra Vixens, The Italian Job, The Breakfast Club, and bestest of all, Porky's.
Oliver Reed, Michael Caine, David Niven, Hampton St.Roker, Roger Moore, Richard Burton, Boris Johnson, Peter O'Toole, Mr Stephen McQueen, George Lazenby, Sir Harry Flashman VC, Sammy James Junior, T.E.Lawrence, James Hunt, Sir Richard Mayall, Evel Knieval, Leslie Phillips, Derek, Clive, Errol Flynn, Ron Burgundy, Paul Weller, and the chap who owned Fantasy Island.