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About Me

An elevated hustler of tha digital underground.
In tha year 2000ad, I founded Ends for tha Pony Productions, a film and video production company specializing in: Dangerously durty music videos, nasty nightclub visuals, velvet video mixing, fashion photography and party promotions. We were profiled on HBO's Real Sex in 2005. They documented tha making of our award-winning short, Another Night in Illusion; starring Jen Divine and Sonia Sinsational.
It's currently playing on tha myriad of HBO channels. Tha episode? P*rn 101: Xtra Credit. Check ya local listings, son! Or, watch it here...!!
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You may also watch my film, Another Night in Illusion, here...!!
Another Night in Illusion
As for myself; I've got my 'fingers' in a lot of 'pies': Filmmaker, actor, video artist/editor, photographer, writer, producer, party promoter, and all around 'gentleman deluxe'.
I've lived and traveled around tha world, been engaged to a pop star, taught EFL in Indonesia, partied naked with famous people, and was tha star of tha N'Sync video- God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You (you can watch this masterpiece here...)
I've posted a couple of my other short films on line. Check in my blog, and under tha 'videos' link above (below my picture). Scope 'em out, and give me your feedback. I'll be posting many more of my films soon. Same with tha website, EnterThaPony.com. Keep checking back...
I'm always down to network and collaborate. Feel free to hit me up.
As a special treat, cause I love you so much (especially you number 2,759!); I present my vid.e.o magic, Rite of tha Five Essentials. One of my favorite shorts I made in this style. Lush, dreamy visuals laced with doom and a wry sense of comedy. I also composed tha soundtrack. As a footnote: Best when served under tha influence...
You may also watch tha music video I directed and edited for Johnathan Rice here...!
April 3rd
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And now, fer yer EXTREME viewing pleasure, i give you THA INDIAN THRILLER! You read that right, Michael Jackson's Thriller as interpreted by a bunch of goofy lookin' people from India! Warning: Yer brain may explode from tha sheer brilliance...!
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My Interests

Absinthe. Amandas. Hellfire! Talkin' Durty. Lustrous Plumage. Video. Film. Photography. Music. Artists. Eccentrics. Hustlers. Ballers. People. Stories. Community. Parties. Altered States. Deep Conversations at 5 in tha Morning. that Thing You do With Your Tongue. tha Universe. Conspiracy Theories. Revolutionaries. Sustainable and Renewable Resources. Free Energy. Time Travel. Getting Rid of War...

I'd like to meet:

Driven individuals with a love for tha craft; and a mind for tha game.

And if anyone out there knows Patricia Arquette; feel free to send her my way...

Music:

Sean Ward, son! Gnarls Barkley. Fela Kuti. Louis Prima. Manu Chao. Shuggie Otis. Snoop Dizzle! tha Gladiators. Badu, baby. Brian Jones (f*ck tha Stones). Blonde Redhead. Kennedy. Santana. Kris Kristofferson. Kid Frost. Joe South. Teddy Pendagrass. Canned Heat. mc Solaar. dj Cheb i Sabbah. Dancehall Crashers. Tom Waits. Peaches and Herb. Thievery Corporation. ms Dynamite. Al Green. dj Shadow. a Tribe Called Quest. Sizzla. Joe Williams. dj Dusk. tha Gap Band. Isaac Hayes. Dangermouse. Doom. Cee Lo. Fat Pat. Lil' Troy. SPM. G-Love and tha 'Special Sauce'. Violent Femmes. Everlast. LA Dice. Guns and Roses. Automator. tha Chi-Lites. Willie Nelson. Sugar Hill Gang. My Mellow My Man. Leonard Cohen. Hoot Gibson. Cypress Hill. Grandmaster Flash. Double Trouble. Deltron 3030. dr Bombay. Hank Williams. Smokey. RZA. Johnny Cash. Kool and tha Gang. Pizzicato 5. Nina Simone. Goa Trance. tha Doors. Nat 'King' and Natalie Cole. Shonen Knife. Beatles. Dancehall. tha Gypsy Kings. N.E.R.D. Old Dirty Bastard. Peggy Lee. Parliament. Lee 'Scratch' Perry. f*ckin' Crazy Town! Three Dog Night. Dokken. 25 ta Life, kid...

Movies:

Anything with Japanese monsters, breakdancing or kung-fu. Preferably, all three combined...

Television:

TV is tha devil. But, um, Unsolved Mysteries is my durty lil' secret.

Books:

Fingerprints of tha Gods (find it now; it will blow your mind). Lord of tha Barnyard. Confederacy of Dunces. Man and His Symbols. Vice. everything by Iceberg Slim. tha Alchemist. Orientalism. 100 Years of Solitude. tha Rum Diary. Devil in tha White City. Tropic of Cancer. Naked Lunch. You Can't Win. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. anything on Tesla. Catcher in tha Rye. Chris: Life in tha Limbo of 'Ladies who love Ladies' (for some reason, Nazi MySpace won't let me use tha Lez word). Hell's Angels. Fortunate Son. Fools Die. tha Turk. Weekly World News. The Best American Non required Reading. Choose Your Own Adventure books. Real Ultimate Power: tha Official Ninja Book. Alexander and tha Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Where tha Wild Things Are...

Heroes:

My grandfather, Eddie Shuler.
Founder of Goldband Records out of Lake Charles.

World's oldest independent record label;
still owned by tha original owners.

rip. Papa Shuler

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Ya know it's hard out here for a pimp.
My aunt and her man (scope tha grill!)...

My Blog

nowhere fast.

tha artful seducers proudly presents:nowhere fast.space gallery.polk and hemlock, san francisco.june 19th.spacegallerysf. comfree before 10.5 bones after.drink specials all night.dj's: cellus bb$ and ...
Posted by jack stallion. on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:27:00 PST

alanis has lady lumps.

so i'm havin' a sweet lil' hangover saturday morning, in a rainy san francisco, and found some funny music videos i thought i'd share with you other hangover cases...alanis morissette does a killer c...
Posted by jack stallion. on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:56:00 PST

watch me have real sexxx!

in 2002, my friends and i made an erotic short for the grand opening erotic film festival at the coolidge corner theatre in boston. the film was 'one night in illusion', and wound up taking best shor...
Posted by jack stallion. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

velvet visions of jack stallion.

hello all. interested in my films? well, you fuggin' should be. enjoy!also, any of you living in boston may see my award-winning film, another night in illusion, at the 7th annual erotic film festi...
Posted by jack stallion. on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:13:00 PST

obama!

are you as sick of what's been happening in american politics for the last 8 years, as i am? do you want a REAL change in the poltical dynamics of this country (as much of a change as possible, anywa...
Posted by jack stallion. on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:38:00 PST

beat tha devil.

it's james brown and clive owen vs. tha devil and danny trejo. who do you thinks is gonna win...? Online Videos by Veoh.com...
Posted by jack stallion. on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:53:00 PST

lucien sanchez is a one track lover.

if you haven't caught 'garth marenghi's darkplace' on adult swim or bbc, i highly suggest you do so. it's an absolutely awesome satire of 80's supernatural thrillers, created by the dude from 'little...
Posted by jack stallion. on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:17:00 PST

cellulars, hot tubs, booze and hollydaze.

they don't really mix. i jumped in the hot tub with me clothes on last night. had me celly in me pucket. now that cell don't hold water. and, i lost everyone's numbah. ag...
Posted by jack stallion. on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

max headroom: the pirate

-tiny url com/2co77h20 years ago today, during a broadcast of a Dr. Who episode on WTTW channel 11 in Chicago, a video pirate took over the airwaves dressed as Max Headroom (remember him?). Wearing a ...
Posted by jack stallion. on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:09:00 PST

monkberry moon delight.

now. all cards on the table. i always considered paul mccartney a dbag. talented as all hell. but, a dbag nonetheless. i always thought it was more him and linda eastman that broke up the beatles...
Posted by jack stallion. on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:58:00 PST