About Me

I CHASE TRUTH, WITH VODKA

Cruel Intentions says: "You're some kind of high-powered super slut, sent from the future to end sobriety and social propriety.- and also to make sure we know how to arch properly, like a real bitch."

Johnny Awesome says: "Fire and ice. Rinse. Lather. Repeat." I think thats a decent description of me.

Dj John says: "You're like a little buddha, with a pussy."

i read somewhere the other day:
your only as strong as the tables you dance on,
the drinks you mix,
and the bitches you roll with...
i say:
I DON'T DANCE ON TABLES,

I DANCE ON BARS.

I DON'T MIX DRINKS,

I TAKE VODKA SHOTS.

I DONT ROLL WITH BITCHES,

I KICK IT WITH PORNSTARS

sex in stilettos --
[noun]:
A real life terminator
mindee --
[noun]:
A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
suzy biscuit --
[adjective]:
Similar to butter in texture and appearance

My Interests

im interesting in the strictly interesting. i like to have good times and share them with good people. i like dressing up for a prom and going shopping at the mall i like being stared at like WTF is she DOING.

im interested in tattoos and the meaning behind them. piercing and the pain joy it gives me. the feel of driving without a speed limit. traveling the world. people with black amex cards. alpha females & alpha males i'd be impressed by a man who could leave a lasting impression; so far thats few and far between.

i like laughing a lot. uppercutting a punkass. astroglide. papayas. greygoose. amf's on xmas. pissing on peoples faces. microwaving little babies. gucci shoes. prada purses. white tank tops. boyshorts. holding hands. freckles. swanky hotels on sunset: mondrian is my favorite.

photocopying my middle finger then putting the copy on peoples windshields. vodka for breakfast. champoozy. trashy.com. baron wood. inside jokes with my bff's. haiku's. other peoples property [jk]. cnn. vice magazine! CARBS! my conquistador

I'd like to meet:

[1] If you have a private profile, don't bother adding me! You want me to be your friend but you can't show me who you really are? that is creepy. bottom line.

[2] If your first comment to me is "thanks for the add" I will delete you and your lame comment.

[3] If you write me repeatedly asking me stupid questions that can be answered in my profile, I'll punch you.

That's it for now, I'm sure you jerkoffs will find another reason for me to hate you soon.

[4] ANYONE THAT KNOWS ABOUT THE VIDEO BELOW. Totally deserves to be my friend.

Music:

in no particular order. tool. peanutbutter wolf. tom waits. hilary duff. shakira. whitney houston. [before the crack] wham. dan the automator. who cares. loose cannons. murs. luckyiam.psc: what ego?! pink. christina aguilera. gym class heroes. handsome boy modeling school. buckcherry. justin timberlake. missy elliott. kevin federline. panic. smashing pumpkins. N.E.R.D. bright eyes. prodigy. marilyn manson. rufio. new found glory. eighteen visions. bush. portishead. del. el-p. de la soul. biggy. nas. jay-z. a perfect circle. lupe fiasco. ladytron. busdriver. atmosphere. in this moment. mz ann thropik. amy winehouse. m.i.a. AFI. alicia keys. paramore. me first and the gimme gimmes. blondie. pennywise. avenged sevenfold. the smiths. mark ronson. erik sermon. queen. britney spears. puscifer. the doors. the shins. THE MUTHA FUCKEN TIME!... to be continued.

Movies:

Television:

THE CHAPPELLE SHOW. x-files. twin peaks. friends. cheers. sienfield. will n grace. viva la bam. blow out. lost. CSI: SF

Books:

a lot. too many to post.

Heroes:

anyone that takes time out of their day to help someone else. anyone who goes balls out for what they want and what they stand for. Nicolette Nightingale. Johnny Awesome. Tiffany Jack. Janice Dickson. Baron Wood. Edward Adelman. --- even though he deletes me from his friends list every other day. :)

My Blog

Sometimes my friends say funny things...

" it's cold and i threw up in my sweater " -lexy" hey if he can't handle me at my worst he doesn't deserve to see me at my best " -lexy" i want kfc, i want mexican, i guess my coughing took your appet...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:53:00 PST

i just realized

It is super hard for me to control my personality.people that are close to me know that when someone hurts me, my first reaction is to hit below the belt.I play dirty and I am hella sarcastic.and I do...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

Bitchez & being awake at 8am.

Something about my body will NOT let me sleep after 8amif i have drank the night before.WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.seriously?! also i wasn't even drunk last night i think my tolerance is comin...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

I cant tell what is more lame?

is it lame that it's 4:08 in the morning and im on craigslist?or are the type of people that im reading about lame?i can't tell. here you go this i found in the strictly platonic section: Looking for ...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:46:00 PST

a Reason, a Season or a Lifetime...

I believe I got this originally from Guido Bravatti, awhile ago."People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime."When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that perso...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:30:00 PST

I FUCKING HATE SATINE PHOENIX

for making me laugh so early in the fuckin morning.omg seriously... i have almost pee'd my pant the last 2 times i've talked to satine because of youtube. comi can't even tell you. ohhhhhh...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU!!!!!

Do you think that people are BORN to be assholes or is it something that you guys aquire from hard up bringings? i haven’t been able to figure it out yet. any thoughts?...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:32:00 PST

STAY IN YO LANE BIOTCH

what is it about las vegas lanes that makes all you motherfuckers so confused.there are lines on every street, your job as a driver is to stay inbetween 2 of those dotted lines. its really not that co...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST

A word from MY Eddie...[written by him]

A Brief Word On Expectation Threading a needle is not exactly the easiest thing in the world to do. I can, off the top of my head, come up with about a hundred things that are easier.&n...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:25:00 PST

A SWEET HALLOWEEN LETTER....

...This was not written by me. My good friend wrote it and posted it in a bulletin, and i felt compelled to put it in this blog. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! -mindee TO ALL THE HALLOWEEN GO-ERS, 1ST OF ALL GROW T...
Posted by Ms. Sex in Stilettos on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:15:00 PST