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Chris J

I bought the Carmen Electra Strip Tease Arobics Video to.... uhhhh... ummmm... work out to.

About Me

Hmmm about me! Well I am a rockstar! Not in a professional sense like in a band or something! But just because. Just don't question the way it is! I am really in to music, all kinds. Just like Bob Marley said "The one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain." I like writing my own music about nothing in genral except the moment! Usually in a comedy sense! Long walks on the beach are ALWAYS great...I know it sounds corny but really gives ya time to think and what not! Pot is bad! Im a lazy person! HA, I sleep in for days sometime if I have nothing better to do! Those are rad days, some would call them simple I call then rad. I go to school at WNCC right now! Its the local comunity college that I am really not to found of it! I want to move away but I got prioritys! (Well thats what mom says) Most likely I want to move to A. South Lake Tahoe or B. San Diego! I love Tahoe! Chimney beach is like my second home! During the summer I am there day or night! I love it there great party place as long as you clean up after yourself. Alot of people trash that beach I pick up a little trash here and there and so should you! There is always this forest ranger there that wears short shorts, cool as hell, he will be more than happy to give you some trash bags! Well if you wanna chat or something you can instant message me, my screen name is ChrisPJensenator
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My Interests

Music, Skating, and Music. I live to play guitar, I mean i may not be the best but its one of the greatest things in the world in my eyes.

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedburg (R.I.P), Denzel Washington, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Jimmi Hendrix, Drew Anderson, Hot Chicks, Adam Sandler and others! HA!

Music:

Music?..............Yeah I like music!

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Bio-Dome, Get Shorty, Waiting, Van Wilder, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Boondock Saints, Unbreakable, Hudson Hawk, Clerks, Mall Rats, Dogma, Dude Wheres My Car, and ummmmm Comedies in general

Television:

Malcom In the Middle, Wild Boyz, Jackass (R.I.P), King of Queens, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futuramma (R.I.P), King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead (R.I.P), oh and Comedy Central Presents...

Books:

Uhhhhh I dont really like to read. But I guess I would have to say I like the Captain Underpants books, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Joke Books, Guiness Book of World Records, and well I dunno various magazines!

Heroes:

All the people in my life right now

My Blog

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CLICK THE BANNER! JOIN NOW OR YOUR A FOOL! GET THE F*CK OFF OF MYSPACE AND SHRED!...
Posted by Chris J on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:05:00 PST

Things to know about Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer a...
Posted by Chris J on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST

Huh

I wonder what the world would be like if...................
Posted by Chris J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST