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i smoke rocks.

i'm on the 5th floor cleaning the plant, over.

About Me

i like donuts. i condemned myself to hell when i bought "the great milenko" in 1997.

My Interests

huh? oh, i want more tattoos. OPIE?!

I'd like to meet:

penguin chicks and ocean ducks. the hamburglar. evil dictators. elvis. sean preston federline. marty mcfly. the man in the moon.

Music:

Long Beach.

Movies:

anything associated with john hughes.

Television:

DAVE CHAPPELLE WERE ARE YOU?!! full house marathons get me so hot, especially now that i know stephanie tanner is on meth. Big Love.

Books:

i can't read.

Heroes:

jesus.

My Blog

huh? what? did you say something? duuuude.

Every year when 4/20 rolls around i try to decide if this should be the last year for the 420 blog.  after all, i have been posting these things since before "blogs" even existed.  the first...
Posted by i smoke rocks. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

omahaover

my trip to omaha can be summed up in one word... exhausting.  however, if you know me well, you would know that's a good thing. ha.  here's what i learned about omaha that i didnt know befor...
Posted by i smoke rocks. on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

once uPOT a time, uLITE on 4/20

that's right bitches, it's that time of the year! time to remind you of your roots. remember "warmth from the black tube" or "pudgey" or how about "wenchell's honuts?" I hope nobody forgot about Satur...
Posted by i smoke rocks. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:08:00 PST