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cynicdesign

I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I

About Me

Me. I'm a bad motherfucker.
I'm world class
I'm like a one man Gang Bang

I carefully breathe out of the corner of my mouth when Im in public restrooms. I dislike Creed slightly more than Nickelback I either dislike or misunderstand the term Pacifist."My idea of a perfect date; I take em out. I take em home. fuck em. steal $30-$40 bucks out of their purse, jump out a window and never call em again" -Sam Kinnisonspan.blacktext12 img {display:none;; }HARDCORE AS FUH

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My Interests

Sex, Sex, Rock n Roll
Also: scrambled porn, scissoring, bjorking, cunnilingus, internet pornography, passive name dropping, blowing my own horn, dr. pepper, the female orgasm, staring at shit till it moves, dmt, road trips, pornstars, pain, sexual & social perversion...

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can tell me a nice story.I would really like to meet anyone. Anyone in the whole world. Good or bad. I want to meet everyone.map
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Music:

All types: I'm more eclectic than you.

Movies:

•Fear and Loathing •Waking Life •Deep Throat •American Pimp •The Corporation •Tough Love •

Books:

•Hell's Angels: a strange and terrible sags [H.S.Thompson]
•DMT: The spirit molecule[Strassman]
•Catcher in the rye [Salinger]
•Jenna Jameson: How to make love like a pornstar. A cautionary tale [Jameson/Strauss]
•Choke [Palahniuk]
•The New Topping Book [Easton/Hardy]
•The New Bottoming Book [Easton/Hardy]
•Synaptic Self : How Our Brains Become Who We Are [LeDoux]
•The Long Hard Road Out of Hell [Manson/Strauss]
•Reefer Madness: Sex, Drugs, and Cheap Labor in the American Black Market [Schlosser]
•The New Satanists [Blood/Scott]
•Stiff [Roach]
•Rent Girl [Tea/McCubbin]
•Junky [Burroughs]

Heroes:

Travis Pastrana, Mark Ecko, Sean Combs, Henry Rollins, Hydro 74, Jenna Jameson, F. Fontes Jay-Z and anyone else that lifts themselves to make a go at doing what they love.

My Blog

El President de Los Estados Unidos

I was reading today, and following and fretting, in the quiet way that most of us do when considering politics and the dubious sort of ways that it effects our lives. I was reading and thinking and we...
Posted by cynicdesign on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:49:00 PST

Podcasts : Kick ass podcasts to blow your mind

So I started getting into podcasts lately. Found a few really great ones that I can't turn off. 50-60 hours a week maybe. I just turn these on and zone out whiule Im working at my computer. Passive le...
Posted by cynicdesign on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:12:00 PST

Religion and Politics

Although I still don't see a superstar, hands-down candidate in either of the major parties I am fairly relieved at the recent developments in the Presidential race.I can say with a sigh of relief tha...
Posted by cynicdesign on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:22:00 PST

I might not like you.

I just had a moment of clarity.A weird thought.Looking back on the past year, and the past month and holidays specifically, I realized that a whole lot of the people I know are really-fucking-lame.But...
Posted by cynicdesign on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

Briana Banks Reloaded

BrianaBanksReloaded.comI just did some branding for a new website.-or- to be more precise- i did some branding for a adult industry project for Vivid girl Briana Banks. Posters, flyers, ads and her my...
Posted by cynicdesign on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:52:00 PST

SatinePhoenix.com:

The very first website that I designed from scratch is finally up and running. Awesome. Last winter I spent a few hundred hours toiling and tweaking, pushing and pulling pixels and ordering and reorde...
Posted by cynicdesign on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Killed

..> killed.dead.I was reading a story about some soldiers that went missing in Iraq today anmd there was some General that was quoted as sayiong that the missing soldiers were probably still alive...
Posted by cynicdesign on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Nation's Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder

Another big story out of Washington this week.WASHINGTON, DCSeeking to reverse a "decades-long trend toward shamefully inadequate underfucking in our nation's adult-entertainment industry," a coaliti...
Posted by cynicdesign on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

My Loki ran away

Anyone that knows me knows how much I love my dog. The best dog in the world, LOKILast night he ran off in Hollywood and I really miss him. I'm really worried about him. He ran off in the dark and I c...
Posted by cynicdesign on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

A New 30 day challenge

So I went off the myspace crack for 30 days. Wasn't at all difficult like I thought it might have been. I was curious to see if Id missed any important e-mails as some people only have this as my main...
Posted by cynicdesign on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:28:00 PST