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rach against the machine

This is cashmere you fat whore!

About Me

I'm chill, laidback and open-minded. I enjoy being around passionate people that love life and don't sweat the small shit.




My Interests

being an ad whore, waking up in the bedroom, my underwear in the bathroom,but falling asleep clothed. running from the cops, low cut socks, road coffee, gin, skipping rocks, dumpster diving, dodging bullets, cursing like i grew up in a double wide, ink, snwbrding, WaWa, smelling perfume, blackjack, deuling banjos, orchids, being in love with love, chunky platforms, UV pepperspray, candles, See Through Souls, wine dorks, talking to strangers, clean art direction, laughing so hard it hurts, nasty fat beats, daydreaming, raiding DB's closet, sleeping on trains, sleeping in general, reading, bonfires, getting my ass back to the gym, dive bars, ice cubes, board games, bumper riding, snowflakes, mi familia, camping, Pachabelle Cannon in D Minor, The army that is Salvation Lyndsea, letting my eyebrows grow back, cotton candy, sterling silver, tiffanys, alcoholic summers, Vdubs, french manicures/pedicures, yuckin it up, mattress wrestling, busting out GH solos while dani crys about star power, live music, philly eagles, cheese, everything 80's, getting wasted at your next art show, ebay, hour showers, animal planet, smiling, beat boxing w/dBills, watching waves crash, David Bollt, Amy Brown, watching the sunset, (or rise) and romantic walks through the tenderlion.
You got my paper, and you got the page I want. Give it back...NOW!

Music:

love music. lagwagon. nofx. pennywise. CLUTCH. bad religion. deftones. tool. a perfect circle. slayer. ill nino. pantera. lamb of god. beck. bleeding through. circa survive. cake. coheed and cambria. SOAD. hatebreed. slipknot. fiona apple. dabuckethead. hawthorne heights. kittie. a life once lost. cold. death cab. decendents. foo fighters. the killers. face to face. avenged sevenfold. fenix tx. manu chao. queens of the stone age. saosin. alkaline trio. dropkick murphys. the bouncing souls. lords of acid. le tigre. RATM. downset. thekillers. chevelle. MCR. 30sectomars. chemical brothers. sublime. beastie boys. fiona apple. van morrison. zeppelin. creedence. the gorillaz. FUCK jack johnson. george clinton-the mutha fuckin king of funk. sinatra. bloodhound gang. hed pe. enimem. the high and mighty. mos def. pharoahe monch. dilated peoples. tribe called quest. wu. notorious B.I.G. cypress hill.

Movies:

kids. goodfellas. shaun of the dead. a hard days night. wet hot american summer. pulp fiction. kill bill. primer. requiem for a dream. kung fu hustle. the notebook. lock, stock and two smoking barrels. snatch. garden state. dazed and confused. harold and kumar go to white castle. how high. half baked. office space. breakin'. deuces wild. donnie darko. swingers. outside providence. scarface. fear and loathing in las vegas. the big lebowski. boondock saints. reservoir dogs. a bronx tale. annie hall. blow. fight club. butterfly effect. 21 grams. kiss kiss bang bang. spun. breakfast at tiffanys. arthur. ferris bueller's day off. van wilder. natural born killers. super troopers. king pin.......

Books:

David Sedaris, Chip Kidd, Augusten Burrows,
Michael Michalko, Greg Behrendt, John Follis,
Chuckie P. represent.

Heroes:

chicks that collect baby clothes on sale.

My Blog

have you ever seen the back of a $20 bill?

The first time I saw this Cory and I were laughing so hard we were on the floor....
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

learn to share

rip things in half! this will never get old for me, at all....
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:44:00 PST

the nooner vlog

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Posted by a rachel stereotype on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:16:00 PST

what do you do?

drunken rant chronicles has been deleted by author.
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

a fraction of coachella 2007

Here is a TINY speed version of an epic moment.Rage Against THe Machine opened up with "TESTIFY" and played for about 1.5 hours. Zack unites by breaking it down.This gives me the chills every time.. ...
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:55:00 PST

Truth In Advertising

haha i love when they give the director the finger while leaving the rough cut screening....
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

70's domination

"I'm not going to spoil my nice rug by wiping the shit on my shoe on it. Here's a conveniently situated lady's head..." ...
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

Shed some pounds with W+K 12s workout

have to share a computer at work? ninja jumps will get you bikini buff while you wait. ...
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

jack in the crack

this might be my favorite commercial of all time. ...
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

Haxxors

this is mostly for Lu. he he snort.. (push up glasses) ...
Posted by a rachel stereotype on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:55:00 PST