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About Me

Currently serving life sentence for multiple rape and homicide charges. check out the results I got from this personality test:
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : High
Schizoid Personality Disorder : High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Very High
Antisocial Personality Disorder : High
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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Like fuck I did. Yeah, I did. But I wouldn't reccomend it. It's shite.but yeah, I'm bare fucked up innit. it's just some scam though, to get me to buy stuff to make myself 'better'. it's all a big fuckin capitalist con, scarin you into consumerism like. you all know it's true, and yet you continue to adhere you FOOLS... FOOLS... FOOLS. alright you cunts I got a riddle for you:This is not a man. He's the cause of every problem in the world, and his hands are up. You have 20 seconds... He's a Nazi-Communist, an anti-social politician, an unemployed millionaire; the tabloids love him: Terrorist, Pedofile, Drug Lord. Quote: 'What we're dealing with here is a very sick man. A man so sick and twisted, that he does not deserve to be a member of the human race. Whoever or whatever he is; we have proof that this man has caused every war on earth, every act of terrorism, every single murder. It was him, ladies and gentlemen; it was him!' He's an illegal immigrant from a higher dimension- He love you but your humble earth can no longer provide for him. Each and every one of you hold your gun to His Head, and when you pull the trigger: the world ends. He believed that life was just a sexually transmitted disease.What the fuck?The answer is in my heroes section in capital letters. and don't get hyped, it's quite predictable.I realise that this section doesn't really give away an awful lot 'About Me'. Well good. Fuck you.

My Interests

I like cooking, cleaning... other household chores. Observe for a moment if you will, my monkey I named after the mouse in Green Mile:
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I'd like to meet:

your mother.And this guy, apparently. Lucky I just missed the 80s.
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
Jason Bateman Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?

Music:

i'm into... well... Funk, soul, blues, jazz, hip-hop, Brit-hop, boogie-woogie, folk, bluegrass, trance, bhangra, DnB, Jungle, Electro, House, Goa- Buttrock Goa, Dub-tech, Dub-step, Ghetto-tech, Dance, Scratch-core, Turntablism, Gangsta Rap, Speed Garage (only joking), G-Funk, Nu-Soul, New Jack Swing, East coast West coast Nu Skool Tru Skool, Ragga, Jazz-step, Jazzy Jungle, BRAINDANCE, Happy Hardcore, Liquid Funk, Neurofunk, Trance-step, NewBeat, Gabber-house, Terrorcore, freeform, power electronics, speed-bass, SYNTH; the genre formerly known as ROCK- maybe even some Roll, Metal, Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, and the genre formerly known as RnB; classical, i.e The Good Shit - psychedlia or any musical shoot of the drug culture or more specifically the san francisco acid wave... always up for some traditional world music from a country i never even heard of and probably will never visit... Reggae, ska, dub, trip-hop, ambient weirdness the likes of which paul oakenfold cannot understand, bebop, barbershop, breakbeat, latin, flamenco, mambo, juju, country; anything Acid and anything that you can truly call progressive. And of course, the beautiful trancendance of genres to achieve an original, unique sound. None of that emo shit. And what does indie even mean these days? Fickle funk and a british accent- that's what. Occaisonally I'll listen to the shitty radio stations and enjoy some old school pop... but only if my hangover's reeeally bad. And James Blunt's a Cunt.

Movies:

Anything vaguely titillating or psychologically mutilating.you understand... You've seen films. You know what's good and what isn't. And unless you're some kind of freakishly deranged, sex crazed, omnipotent being; my tastes closely coincide with your own, I'm sure.

Television:

I waste alot of my time watching. I wish I had a cleaner soul.

Books:

Dr Gonzo, Marx, Plato, Umberto Eco. And Tolkein- the man behind the second world war. They're writers though... not books. So, er... all the works of the infamous Gonzo, the Communist Manifesto, Politics, and The Name of the Rose, Baudolino, and the Island of the Day Before: by all the above. Also The Bible, the Qur'an, the Karma Sutra and the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Also the works of Tom Wolfe, when he was cool. And Ken Kesey. And Auldous Huxley. That's One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest and Doors of Perception. All very cool, I assure you.And oh man... Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. And the works of Dumas and the great bard. And Anthony Burgess and George Orwell, they were pretty good.And the fucking TEMPESTUS. That's right man, you don't even know that shit.

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, Richard Prior, Sacha Baron Cohen, Austin Stevens the Snake Hunter, Jeremy Kyle, Jesus, John Lennon, Ghandi, L Ron Hubbard, Chuck Norris, and the entire cast of Lost. Except Jack, he's a bit gay. and I AM THE DEVIL.mmm... girl sweat.....

My Blog

Blogs

You know... I really hate people that write blogs. I mean what a waste of time and space. So many problems in the world and people are essentially writing diaries- on the internet, for everyone to see...
Posted by Timoklon on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST