SATAN

Greetings. I am The Dark Lord of The Underworld. Some may know me as Satan or Lucifer, the later of which being my given name. I am in control of all that god does not control. A common misconception that is made about myself is that I punish those who are "unholy" in life. I, infact, do not punish anyone. I support and applaud those who are unholy in life and attempt to coerce them into my following. If an evil person happens to devote their life to the teachings of myself then they will live forever in the underworld, indulging in their every desire. God punishes those who were evil in life and did not take an oath to worship me. He has only created a negative image of me and my kingdowm so that you will not wish to come here.
Another misconception is that I was cast from heaven by god. This is not true in any way. This is another lie created by god to seem more powerful than I. Truthfully, I was born in hell to Luthar and Araness of the 4th level and have only lived breifly in New York City, Las Vegas, Various parts of Germany, and Los Angeles. I now reside in the tenth level of hell as have all the rulers before me. I was selected to reign supreme over the Underworld by former Dark Lord Exordorus. I will do this until I choose to pass the throne to a worthy successor or until another, more powerful demon defeats me. I have destroyed thousand that have attempted to thus far.
If you have any questions about me or the true history of time please ask so that I may inform on all of the lies that glowing bastard has spread.
THE LEVELS OF HELL
Level 1 - The 1000 year loyalty march. This is to create eternal loyalty to me.
Level 2 - The 500 year enslavement. This is to build the kingdom of hell.
Level 3 - The 250 year service in my army.
Level 4 - Knighthood in my army. Your time spent here is based upon your victory in battle and is entirely up to me.
Level 5 - The level of lust. Here you fullfill your every desire as a reward for completing levels 1 - 4
Level 6 - There are two forms of level 6 for your choosing. Go back to earth for one human life span to bring me followers, or spend the same amount of time as a overseer on level 2
Level 7 - Live for 200 years as you wish.
Level 8 - You must live in heaven for a span of 100 years. Upon completion of 100 years you will be asked to choose between heaven and hell. If hell is chosen you will go on to level 9, but if heaven is chosen you must suffer it's punishment for choosing hell in the first place, then they allow you to be part of heaven.
Level 9 - Become a govenor of a region of hell, and if your service to that region is superb you may become the leader of an entire level.
Level 10 - My home. To live in level 10 you must be hand selected by me for a service you give me. Otherwise, you must defeat me in battle at which time you will become The Dark Lord of the Underworld.