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God

How Great I Art

About Me

I wrote the number one best selling book in the world and people worship me. Need I say more? Oh, I also have a son. He was kinda queer, but that's ok, I still love him.

My Interests

The Bible, church, religion, gospel, and mainly myself.

I'd like to meet:

Mel Gibson

Music:

Hindu chants, gospel, and christian rap.

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ, Devinci Code

Television:

Touched by and Angel, 7th Heaven, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Books:

Bible, Qu'ran

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

Short history of how my kid came to be.

Hello all, I am the Lord. I had an affair with Mary not long after she and Joseph got married and, well, things got a little out of control. The Trojan broke and she got pregnant with Jesus. Since she...
Posted by God on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:25:00 PST