INSIGNIFICANT PERFECTION |
INSIGNIFICANT PERFECTION
Haven't u ever woken up thinking.....is this all there is? Is this my only purpose? I believe we all feel as if we were here for something larger than all of this....
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:24:00 GMT |
Apricots for Assholes! |
This note is a plea for the dissolution of ignorance.
Absolute power surrounds us all and contols everything. From the time we are all born our entire reality has been shaped by ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:34:00 GMT |
A song about a leaf and a frog |
It's been a long time since I thought about you
Your size 30 dress and your 14 shoe
Your eyes held up by heavy drooping bags
With a fragrence so profound it would make me gag
Your acne brea...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 21:26:00 GMT |
Making Candles From Earwax....Martha Stewart Style! |
Tools and material required:
1 Large Sledgehammer
About 20 feet of razorwire
2 dozen eggs
20 Qtips
3 small men
1 vice
1 wick
Before you begin:
First off, you need to find a subject. This ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
Constipation |
Torturous endevours split the ego into two separarte but connected parts. Each part represents the subatomic underlining of our souls. Every action creating reactions simulataniously puts ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
Waterboarding for fun! The wonderful Torture Game! |
Milton Bradley announced today their plans for the launch of their new exciting board game called....WATERBOARDING...and its about fucking time. For too long waterboarding has been used exclusiv...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:57:00 GMT |
The amazing art of belly scratching |
It was a wise man who said, "A scratched belly is a happy belly". With the end quickly approaching and the decline moving steadily steeper it is now time to grab our fellow neighbor and scratch ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 18:59:00 GMT |
I just bought you as my stinky little fluffy dirty pet and I will forever beat you into a bug. |
Why the fuck is everyone buying everyone as a fucking pet. Holy shit! It's like a new slave trade. Are we legally bound by these frivelous buys? Should I roll over and play dea...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 15:27:00 GMT |
Mastering the art of left handed masterbation. |
If god did not intend for us to masterbate than our hands would not be made long enough to reach our genitals.
Thomas Jefferson 1777
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 15:11:00 GMT |
Chips and cheese |
I just bought myself a few dozen turtleneck sneakers the other day only to fill my craving for dirt. They cost my $4.23 a piece and so I of course had to finance it. This cost me a ton of ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 20:10:00 GMT |
