mr keith

So let's turn this room into a pirate's ship
And plunder each other
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I like to nap. When not napping i go to uni in staffordshire which sounded really nice and hobbit like. One day I hope to move somewhere nice where the sun shines and people smile. I study Film TV and Radio Studies (Read: Media) which is quite good and interesting and keeps me out of trouble. I also work at alton towers. I work in a bar too called the Ember Lounge! Its dead good!
I enjoy food as long as its not flesh. I'm vegeterian see... and thats because animals are my friends and I dont eat my friends. Honest. My top three favourite words are: Ample, Mobilize and Badger. I've yet to use all three in a meaningful sentance. In my spare time I like to drink cider and go to the pub and (try) fix my car and see my friends (who are fucking awesome... and you all know who you are) and watch films with a plate of nachos. When I was in primary school I wrote a story about hijacking a plane. I still have it. I also wanted to be a tree when I got older and got upset when people told me I couldn't... I didnt understand - still don't. I do a good tree impression though. I used to listen to the radio but now we're Peel-less it seems not as good. Kim Deal wrote all the best rock basslines.
I love driving my car on hot sunny days to nowhere in particular with the windows down listening to weezer or the beach boys... its just the best thing ever. My favourite colour is green and this could explain why I have been known to accidentally stop at the green light when approaching a set of traffic lights. I like sleeping and waking up is always better if you've got a text message waiting.
Coconuts make excellent candle holders and when not illuminating your abode you can pretend you're a horse. Blue skies and summer time means fun. Don't you think everything looks nicer just after it rains? I do. Today I was on a train and when on a train I always wonder how the ticket guy knows who got on at the last stop and who's tickets have already been checked. They must have really good memories - - for old guys.
I get grumpy when tired or hungry. You dont wanna know me when I'm sleepy and hungry. I drink too much, smoke too much and don't sleep enough. But I do eat healthy. Seriously. Piebald deserve everything. Making your own clothes is the way forward. Especially with tacky pop culture references. I remember when a can of coke was 33p EVERYWHERE!! It was like *The* price for a can of pop. Haha. Pop! When I'm older and have children I'll embarrass them in front of friends by calling fizzy drinks 'Pop'. Cheese costs more than petrol... And you cant eat petrol. I love all kinds of music.
Sometimes, words escape me.
One day I'll be on this boat!