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Paulio - Classical Edition

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About Me

Burgers

My name is Paul, I am 28 and I have decided to join the swelling throng of self publicists with nowt to publicise.

Sites I Like

The Burglars Dog - An hilarious guide to the best and worst pubs in and around Newcastle upon Tyne.

Pork Mice - It might only be funny to those that are local. I do wish that they'd add some new stuff to the site though.

The Framley Examiner - Funny for the classifieds alone.

The Chap - Because Chapliness is next to Godliness.

Oh aye, and I've got mesel' a cyber pub, check it out.

Urban Boxing In My Home Town... Class!
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My Interests


My Back Catablog Mutilated Body Part Received In Post
What a Tosser!
Talking A Load Urve Shite!
I Care Not For VD
The Sky’s The Limit
Forcing One Out… a blog that is!
Poor Tila Has Feelings Too
Wankerism Vs. Cantankerism
The Bloggers’ Arms Goes 3-D
Cynical Fucking Bastards!
A Career In Pig Fuckery?
Hurrah! For The Bi-Pedal Road Warrior
Receiving My Own Award
Greetings From Spew Central
OK, I Admit It, I’m a Christmisery
Adventures With Exotic Meat (Fnarr Fnarr)
Self Conscious Sausage Sucker
What A Knacka!
Curmudgeonliness Is Only a Complaints Letter Away
Two Years On
Jack Frost Nipping At My Toes
Hell Is A Gridlocked City
C’mon Love. Admit It, You Look Like An Oompa Loompa!
A Chance Meeting Of Minds
Futuristic Piss Sticks
The 50th Blog
Further Adventures In Blog Taggery
Sibling Cyber Slanging
The Week In Blog Whoreld
Upwardly Mobile Penis Promise
Opportunity Knock Knock Knocks On Heaven’s Door
Shitting Hell!
Herr Cut
Unintentional Televisual Hilariousness
Criminal Record
A Blogger’s Proposal Baby on Board… Smug Fuckers?
Amsterdamaged Part 2
Picktcha Urve a Gerst?
Amsterdamaged Part 1
Coming Out…
Don’t Protect The Ignorant!
Shit Scared
Are You A MySpace Adderist?
The Bloggers Arms
Panic’s Over – MySpace Is Back Up & Running
Experience The Culture
Help! I am Melting!
The Green, Green Grass Of Home
Kitchen Cupboard Miracle
Absolute F**cking Filth
Buggered Lugs
Shopalicious
Wonderful World Of Purchase Power…
Memory Lane
Piss Lazy?
The Subtle Art Of MySpace Whoring
Kick A Pigeon Campaign 2006
Child Cruelty? …No Shit Sherlock
Mr Saturday Night?
Battle Of The Bulge
Teletext Midget Sex

I'd like to meet:

Well, I’ve been on MySpace for over a year now. Most of the web friends I have made whilst being on here has been done so through some form of actual interaction or other. By this, I mean that I have either corresponded with people via blogs that I have subscribed to, groups I have joined or talking complete and utter shite with people in chatrooms.

So, should you have checked out my profile and decided you like my general jib cuttery and feel inclined to click to add me to your list of friends, I would appreciate it if you could follow this up with a message. A brief explanation as to where you found my profile from, and what compelled you to want to add me to your (quite possibly) infinite list would be nice. This may appear on the surface to be somewhat needy but I have accepted people in the past that have posted bulletins to the effect of “OMFG first five people to Click here will get 500 instant adds” Why on earth would I want 500 instant friends? Surely that’s just absolutely fucking pointless?

If you happen to be a band (Or worse still, a honey trap spam attempt) please don’t even bother to attempt adding me. I can’t be arsed with promotion of this kind. If your band are any good I’m sure I’ll stumble across you at a much later date like the rest of the herd (probably when I’ve got to fist fight people for tickets to your gig at the box office).

So, if you are interesting (yes, even in your own opinion), funny and an actual person please feel free to add me. If not don’t bother… I will deny you.

Thank you for your time xx

Music:


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Movies:

I was born in '77 so invariably I like the Star Wars Trilogy. E.T. made me soak an entire towel with tears in '82 (pirate VHS, good copy mind). I shit my pants (metaphorically speaking) at the cinema in '85 when the old lady in the library went schizo' in Ghostbusters. The Superman Films, The Goonies, Explorers, BMX Bandits (sigh, childhood memories). Airplane, Naked Gun, Monty Python's The Life Of Brian, Holy Grail & Meaning of Life. Shaun of the Dead & Hot Fuzz

Television:

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Heroes:

Isambard Kingdom Brunel (with cigar). Bill Hicks (with or without cigarettes, mainly with).

My Blog

An Hairxperiment Update

Apologies for my blog tardiness. I believe I promised to keep you all posted on how keeping my skull unscathed from anything remotely resembling soap was going. I also think I may have said I'd try we...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

I Loathe a Party With a Happy Atmosphere

The wife and child are out, attending yet another in a seemingly endless parade of kiddies parties. Thankfully, being a man I seem to manage to wriggle out of having to show face myself. So I thought ...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

An Hairxperiment

Bless my greasy heed! Seven days in and still not the faintest drop of shampoo has touched my scalp. What's that? "Scruff!" I hear you cry? Well that's as well as may be and you're entitled to your op...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:22:00 PST

A Crimping Travesty

This morning whilst tackling a bowl of my favourite breakfast cereal I was exposed to an advert that caused me to spit my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes approximately five feet across the living room floor.I ...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:31:00 PST

Happy Fools Day

It must be difficult in these times of cynicism and apathy for media outlets to actually catch people out with "unusual news stories". However, this morning, before leaving the house I caught an artic...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

Der der der der der der Inspect Yer Gadgets.

Like most blokes, I love gadgets. I am aware that some girls like gadgets too but predominantly loving gadgets is largely the domain of blokes. For the record, I don’t particularly consider myse...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:14:00 PST

Freedom From Child Slavery

Well hurrah! The miserable veil of Weatherly gloom that has encapsulated this cursed rock for the past week or so has finally lifted. I guess it was inevitable that the four seasons in five minutes ba...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:03:00 PST

Credit Crunch(y) Nut Mourn-Flakes

Greetings fair citizens of MySpace. Rather fabulously I am to enjoy an afternoon of peace thanks to getting a half day off from work due to it being Maundy Thursday. Huzzah, I knew there’d be a...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:37:00 PST

Whatever Happened To My "Entertaining" Blog Titles?

... probably exactly the same thing that happened to my ability to rattle together entertaining, well written, wordily witty wonsense wI’d wimagine. See I even find myself struggling to string t...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:00:00 PST

Fuck Me, ’tis Windy!

I have decided that it is just plainly cruel of me to leave you, my deeply devoted audience (of three) starved of blogitude for six weeks at a time. I have come to realise that you all (three of you) ...
Posted by Paulio - Classical Edition on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST