Why I Carry a Gun (BloggerMania Challenge) |
Why I Carry a Gun (sent to me via email from a friend)My old grandpa said to me son/daughter,' there comes a time in every man/woman's life when he/she stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps a...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:38:00 GMT |
The Tiny Princess (BTA Challenge) |
Once upon a time,in a land long ago forgotten,lived a tiny little princess in a large and gloomy castle,she was a blue-eyed, raven haired beauty, yet her stature was small,her mother, the Queen, died ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:04:00 GMT |
The Frisbee (BTA challenge) |
There once was a young girl named Lizziewho just loved to throw about her frisbeeshe threw and she threw, all the day throughuntil one day she noticed with some dismaythat the rounded edge of her fris...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:59:00 GMT |
Toothbrushes and Shit |
THIS IS RELATIVELYINSANE LONG, BUT BEAR WITH ME, IT TOOK AWHILE TO WRITE!!! I took a short joke I'd heard and turned it into a story
Long ago, in a land far, far away, there lived an extr...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:56:00 GMT |
Evermore.... |
Evermore, yet nevermore...
Meeting the one...
Connection at once...
Excitement with that one...
Engaging to the end...
Loving forever...
Sharing always...
Passion that will not end...
Thinking, this i...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:08:00 GMT |
Have You Ever Wondered... |
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED....RANDOM IDIOTIC THOUGHTS
These are some of the thoughts that have plagued man throughout time that I thought I'd put into a blog.
They sometimes just keep us pondering the si...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:37:00 GMT |
British Humor, 'Mr Shitter' |
IT'S LONG, BUT FUNNY AS HELL!
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But m...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:08:00 GMT |
A Woman’s Poem |
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole.
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right.
He didn't like the stew....
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:36:00 GMT |
R.I.P. Leo (The Rainbow Bridge) |
THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
There is a bridge connecting Heaven and Earth.
It is called the Rainbow Bridge because of its
many colors. Just this side of the Rainbow
Bridge, there is a land of meadows, ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:54:00 GMT |
A Womans Random Thoughts |
A Woman's Random Thoughts
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your livin...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
