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Freakosaurus

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm from the East Coast of Scotland originally, I lived in Holland for a couple of years, did some travelling, a lot of partying and as little work as I could get away with. Then I moved to Glasgow with my bloke, I've been here for 5 years and I love it! I laugh a lot and I like to enjoy life as much as I can. I get pretty hyper sometimes and have far too much energy to know what to do with, I know people sometimes think I'm a bit of a mentalist but that doesn't bother me at least I'm honest. I'm a good listener but I get fucked off when people don't listen to me back and sometimes I'm a complete little shit but hey who's perfect? I'm not making the best impression here am I? But fuck it, you'll either love me or loathe me, it's your choice.

My Interests

I love to read, I'm a total bookworm, love good food and wine, I love shopping(hey I'm a girl!), socialising, my family and friends, talking about life and love and the universe and shit, love to laugh(this is my favourite thing to do ever), music of all types, dancing, debating, trivia, I love the web as it's a world of wackiness, I need to learn something new every day for my life to feel complete and I love people and people watching, I like technology and fiddling around and trying to fix stuff but there are loads of other things I like to do but the list would go on forever.

I'd like to meet:

Ok if you're taking the time to read this please take into account that I do not.... DO NOT want you to add me if you are a) Selling something. b) a friend collector. c) You want to make cyberlove (or any other kind of love) to me. d) You're bigoted, racist or fancy having a go at trying to religiously convert me. e) A webcam girl or boy. f) You're trying to promote something.And I would really appreciate an email from you to introduce yourself before you add me, all this may seem a tad demanding but I'm just sick of adding people that I have nothing in common with, what's the point in wasting time with all that crap?Ok now that's out of the way, if you don't fit any of that criterion and are still reading then basically I'd like to meet anyone who likes a laugh, open minded people who like a good old rant and people that have good taste in music. Apart from that, yeah basically anyone who's not an annoying fucker!I would also really like to meet David Attenborough so if your reading this David, drop me line, you can come and see my fish and yeah that's what I say to all the boys... pfft!

Music:

Kings of Leon, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Jam, The Kinks, Arctic Monkeys, Maximo Park, The Strokes, Bloc Party, The Specials, The Beatles, The Chemical Brothers, The Beach Boys, Basement Jaxx, ZZ Top, Kasabian, The Neptunes, The Charlatans, Arcade Fire, The Dandy Warhols, R&B, Dance, The Stooges, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Blondie, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, Credence Clearwater Revival, Ian Dury/Ian Dury and The Blockheads, Joe Cocker, Joan Armitrading, The Cars, Joy Division, Mary J Blige, Janis Joplin, X Ray Specs, Patti Smith, Lou Reed/Velvet Underground, Guns 'N' Roses, Inspiral Carpets, The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, The Libertines, Stereophonics, Primal Scream, Ottis Redding, The Pixies, The White Stripes, The Small Faces, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Sham 69, The Prodigy, Old style Jungle and Drum & Bass, Donna Summer, Smokey Robinson, Melanie, New York Dolls, Gypsy Kings, Gospel, David Bowie, Cream, UK Subs, Van Morrison, The Proclaimers, The Monkees, The Damned, The Beastie Boys, Razorlight, GLC, The Verve, The Vines, Foofighters, Rap/Hip Hop, Dancehall, Snoop Dogg, Missy E, Warren G, The Supremes, D12, The Kooks, Wu Tang Clan, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Dr Dre, The Zutons, Guru, Method Man, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Turin Breaks, Aretha Franklin, Franz Ferdinand, Rolling Stones, The Undertones, Young MC, Public Enemy, Gorillaz, Ice Cube, Ocean Colour Scene, PJ Harvey, TV on the RAdio, Grateful Dead, The Editors, Ryan Adams, Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald. The list is endless............

Movies:

Click on the boneless bush to throw him around.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Bladerunner, All Godzilla films, Jason and The Argonauts, Clash of The Titans, Lord of The Rings, Kung Fu Hustle and pretty much all Kung Fu films, Japanese horror the originals not the remakes, like Hideo Nakata, Takashi Shimizu and I love Manga etc. Scarface, 28 Days later, Gone With The Wind, Seven, Blade and most vampire films(including tacky shit ones), Quadrophenia, Taxi Driver, Midnight Cowboy, The Godfather, The Green Mile, Road to Perdition, All the Indiana Jones films ha ha, no seriously! All Star Wars films. All Bruce Lee films. Nearly anything with James Stewart or Gene Hackman in it e.g. The French Connection and It's a Wonderful Life. In the Heat of The Night, Magician, Jarhead and a good few more, there's nothing like a great film.

Television:

I'm on the PC more than I watch TV but I do love all nature programmes and human interest documentaries and all FBI/Crime Investigation stuff. Wish the Muppets was back on. I also watch; Shameless, Green Wing, Bo Selecta, Little Britain and anything that Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer do and love most comedy like, League of Gentlemen, Monty Python, Blackadder etc. Oh and shamefully, Supernanny and Nanny 911. I'm sad, I know!
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Books:

Berlin Noir, Perfume, To Kill a Mockingbird, All Irvine Welsh books although Filth did disturb me just a little! Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, All Rudyard Kipling books, anything by Ian Rankine, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Broons and Oor Wullie(it's intellectual stuff), Animal Farm, Clockwork Orange, Brighton Rock, Tom's Midnight Garden, Fungus The Bogeyman, Gone With The Wind. And I love a good Sci Fi or fantasy book.

Heroes:

"No more heroes any more" What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?

Here are some of my favourite bloggers and their banners, you should check them out:

My Blog

Visually Challenged?

People are so blind.  Blind to the things other people do.  Blind to themselves.  I don't know if they choose to be or just are, whichever it is, it's really bad for your health to be b...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST

Full of it

Hello there.  Haven't been around much have I, well that's because I haven't been very well.  For the last couple of months I've been sick nearly every day, have spent loads of time sleeping...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:17:00 PST

MySpace Comedy

MySpace is just a little old world hilarity, no really it is.  I've been trawling through lots of blogs and have found some great quotes from them so please join me in this celebration of MyS...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

Yeee haaa!

Arrrrrgh!  It's nearly time and I'm all set for T in the park tomorrow and can barely contain my excitement.  Wellies vWaterproof socks vWaterproof coat vTent vSleeping...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

Scotland now has Terrorism and Music Festivals... how International!

Well there are a few things on my mind tonight, one of which will of course be the attempted fire bombing of Glesga airport.  I'm not sure what to call it, is it a fire bombing, is it a car bomb,...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:09:00 PST

The Creeps

It's been quite a while since I've thought life was good and enjoyed life, which is actually a strange way of being for me because I'm a complete optmist at heart.  I'm a very positive person but...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

Freaky draws her MySpace pension

So for the past couple of months I've been contemplating posting this blog and now the time has come.  I'm handing in my MySpace notice and retiring from this site indefinitely.  I will not ...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:34:00 PST

Just Say NO!

It was a friend who got me started, she said "Just give it a go, I think you'll enjoy it" so I did and that was the start of it all.......... At first I was a bit scared you know, I didn't kno...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST

I'm done!

My frustration is paramount! Certain people, very few, tell me what they really think, the rest tell me what they think is the right thing to say.  Quite frankly your diplomacy often disgus...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

I'm Gasping for a smoke

So you smoke, you get lung cancer and you're dying& damn!  It was your only real bad habit, ok you liked a drink in your time and you did some drugs back in your youth but don't most people? ...
Posted by Freakosaurus on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:55:00 PST