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Jedi Shroud

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Jungle book

I was found behind a gooseberry bush at the age of five, unfortunately by this time I had already been influenced by my adoptive ladybird parents. I now have a fetish for anything red with spots (caught chicken pox loads of times because of this). So well I'm tall, very white (that's the British weather for you) and handsome of course. i like to consider myself very funny but I can be out there on my own with this one. But above all I like to make others at least smile and at best bust a gut laughing (not literally of course).Oh plus I'm part of an online gaming community for the Playstation called Old Age Playstationers. Please feel free to visit the website at:www.oaps.org

My Interests

Motor Racing, especially Rally, Touring Cars and Formula 1. Walking for miles on end, Playstation 2 (& soon 3), PSP, my PC. Recently started dabbling into digital art. Reading, Cinema all the ususals basically.

I'd like to meet:

My parents, I was found under a blackberry bush, with little English the result of having been raised by ladybirds, plus aphids are not all they are cracked up to be, evil little gits.

Music:

Loads, here's a sample of my likes: Zutons, Gorillaz, Scissor Sisters, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore, pretty much all classical. Feeder, Kaiser Chiefs plus too many more to even begin listing.

Movies:

I'm a huge film fan, so here's a snap shot: Star Wars (of course), Lord of the Rings, Oldboy, Ong Bak, Kung Fu Hussle, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, Matrix, Rush Hour, X-Men, Spiderman, Indiana Jones, Moulin Rouge, Pitch Black, Shrek, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Gladiator and loads, loads more.......

Television:

Again: Heroes, Blackadder, Spaced, Top Gear, The Gadget Show, House, CSI, CSI Miami, Red Dwarf, My Name is Earl, Married with Children, Malcolm in the Middle, Dangermouse, Black Books, History docs, Science docs, Nature docs, news (usually just the once a day).

Books:

Anything by Terry Pratchett or Jeremy Clarkson. Books about History or Natural History. Gadgets, anything that particularly takes my interest at the time.

Heroes:

My Step-Mum and Grandmother, my better half, Stan Lee, Murray Walker.

My Blog

Aye you were supposed to come find me after 10?

Well helloooooooo; It's been a little while since I've been on here, but don't worry I haven't forgotten you all (that's because I have nice piccys of you all on my nicely padded room). Well betw...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST

Solicitor Dies in Freak Accident

Aye Up There All; It appears life is consuming most of, if not all of my ficticious spare time. I am visiting various towns, cities etc around our great nation. So when I come across a complete s...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:57:00 PST

Does it count if the legs fall off?

Wahay; Did you miss me? did yah, did yah? What do you mean who are you?  Well I have returned like the prodigal son who left to join the circus and discovered he couldn't grow a beard. Thing...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

The Prodigal Jedi Returns

Greetings one an' all; I have missed you all dearly, and those rare moments between button bashing I have passed a tender thought in your directions, wondering what illeagal activities you may al...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

And So I Say Goodbye to the Outside World for a While......

Greetings; And don't be worrying I am not ill, just tomorrow I shall be taking delivery of a shiny piece of plastic that will involve me hiding in my room whilst I entertain myself with it, that'...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

And So It Is Done

My 15 minutes of fame has arrived as you can see: A little on the anti-climatic side but enjoyable nonetheless. Not quite sure what happened with the music section there either, maybe he/she need...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

The inner working of Quantum Physics for Lemurs.....

 Before you say anything Lemurs are vastly underated, given sufficient time and training they would solve all the worlds needs, however because no one can be bothered they skip around all day loo...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

I'm Going to be Published....Wahay

Greetings;  That's right you read it correctly, I am going to be published, well sort of. PSM3 magazine are going to feature my MySpace on their March/April issue which is released March 15th (t...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

And that's why tomatoes are round !

Salutations one and all; Apologies in advance I did tell a few of my rabid, oops sorry avid readers that I would be posting a blog the weekend just gone, however a strange and mysterious event oc...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:10:00 PST

And the Vicar replied...........

....and that's how the gazelle found the cabbage, silly vicar. Anyway hello please excuse my absence of late free time appears to be much smaller than it was previously and the weeks/months ahead will...
Posted by Jedi Shroud on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST