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Muddy McDoofus, M.Y.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



I'm not a people person. I hate people.

I love people.

I have suffered from some fierce social anxiety. For many many years, I didn't even know what it was.

I love to tell tales and I fib a bit.

I have a pretty twisted sense of humor. I don't like to insult people, so if you feel transgressed agains by any of my comments, please let me know.

I'm also likely to ask you personal questions, and I have no problem with you telling me to mind my own fucking business in this regard.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"'Cause LOVE's such an old fashioned word
And LOVE dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And LOVE dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves"

"LOVE, sister, it's just a kiss away..."


My Blog

You knew I wanted just to hold you


Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Play The Piano Tied Up Like a Punching Bag Until the Head Begins to Bleed a Bit (IT'S OPEN!)

All this happened in the last year of kindergarden, when magic and fairy tales still held true and played out on a daily basis. I was always up to no good, trying to sneak away from my minders to orch...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT

Muddy Goes to the Movies, pt. 3: The Premier

Some of you will remember me blogging about my blooming acting career earlier this year. I took part in the filming of "Max Manus". I know it may give associations to some kind of a very very dirty mo...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Muddys picks, vol.2: Moms Mabley sings "Abraham, Martin & John"

I always loved Ray Charles' version of this song - my father owned a copy of "A Message From The People" from 1972, and it was the first soul music I remember hearing. Dad, a musician for almost all h...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:20:00 GMT

Crap, it's 1am already?!

HAHAHA! You stupid little sudoku puzzle! You think you could fool me?! Oh I have you all figured out now, all the little numbers that you do, your calculating deviousness! Yes, you can count yourself ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:15:00 GMT

"Dear" (soon to be former) employer:

See previous blog for clarification.  If I had realized all I had to do to get the raise and new position we all know I should have had a year ago, was to piss and rant and moan and tell you all ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Oral constipation.

It's snowing quite a bit here in Oslo today. Winter wonderland. Yeah, I thought I'd take another shot at this blogging thing. I don't know if I have something to say though. I have lots on my mind l...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:10:00 GMT

Fuck me sideways

Must be having reciprocal feelings then! I just thought about making love to you, Pixies playing, the two of us on the bed, sideways, making good friends with you, alternating between lovemaking and o...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:02:00 GMT

I hereby sullenly swear:

One way or another, I will blog today. 
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:17:00 GMT

Moody Muddy

Moods that should be possible choices on your MySpace home page: Fucked (you know it should be there Tom. Ain't there a 13 year old in the world who's gonna be corrupted by that word). Unfucked (self-...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:53:00 GMT