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Pour quoi est Rosie?

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About Me


I will come after you in the night, and my evil herd of sheep and my evil flock of seagulls will eat your face.
I dig music.
I play bass, a bit of guitar, and I know a lot about microphones.
"I've got some friends, some that I hardly know, but we've had some times that I wouldn't trade for the world..." A shout out to Lizzy and Stephy, who I don't always talk to much but I will always love you so much, and I'll always be your friend forever.
Q: What goes "aaaaaaaaaaaaaah?" A: A sheep with no lips!
Summer is about a million times FITTER than winter. All you retards who think rain and snow and cold, damp, shittty wind and grey skies is cool get Syphillis. Summer is where it's at. Who wouldn't want Reading/longer days (more time at the pub) and the ability to walk around in not much at all and not freeze?
I am at Staffordshire University in my THIRD year studying Music Technology, and I have made some of the coolest friends here ever.
Q. What has two legs and bleeds? A. Half a dog.
Q. What has four legs and bleeds? A. Half a dog stapled to half a cat.
Aside from moaning about people being so stupid that it's beyond me how they even remember to breathe, I do quite like a lot of things...
My favourite pastimes include; Sleeping in my AMAZING bed, touching jiffybags, they're so sexual. Sleep is pretty good, but being awake is far more fun. I like to travel around the UK to see people. When I'm rich I will travel around the WORLD to see people. You just wait. The way to my heart is through boardshorts, rashies and things that fit ever-so-nicely in the palm of my hand, like pocketwatches. I like my Morgan, I love cups of tea in the morning, not having to get up on cold mornings, Sunsilk umm kittens... baby bunnies... OHMYGOSHLOOKATIT! LOOK AT IT'S FACE!
I also love the smell of after sun lotion (which also acts as a good massage oil) Actually most sun-lotions smell like fresh sexy goodness, so it's all good.
I fucking cannot stand hypocrisy and people who do that THING with their HANDS while they're eating. I hate when people taste drinks and do that slappping thing with their mouths afterwards. I hate when people are up my arse when I'm driving and not having enough pocketspace for all my crap (but I do have a pair of shorts that can fit no less than TWELVE cans of beer in the pockets).
Rosies scrumtious things:
- Boardshorts and Converse
- Dyed fringes
- Beckys acoustic guitar (I call it emo-stick)
moving text! brilliant... - J-pop!
- Mini sharpies
- A cold coke at 12pm from le pub (with a straw, else you're dead)
- NOT vodka and coke. We're seeing different people.
- Ok because she's sitting next to me in a tescos jumper, Becky I LUFF YEW.
- The volvo robot, he thinks my name is Andy.
- BAGFACE!
Things Rosie can/can't do:
CAN scratch my finger while thinking of things I can do
CAN'T flip over backwards, and I don't want to learn because I'm afraid of breaking my back
CAN come up with the most hilarious insults at the most inappropriate times
CAN'T do the nubbin like Becky can...
CAN do the greatest impression of Pikachu
CAN'T stop stealing stickers off trains that say TOILET -
CAN of beans
CAN'T defy gravity with my wee
CAN build the best fire and take all the credit
CAN'T play the oboe. though I would like to *wink wink*
CAN walk round in one sock because the other one was cremated on the fire
CAN'T think of things I can't do
CAN sleep even when it's far too hot and sticky
CAN'T stop saying "oh fantastic!"
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adopt your own virtual pet!
This is Cucumber. Don't mess, he'll fuck you up.

My Interests



PIKACHU CAR - FOOKEN AWESOME!


I DREW THIS! MEOW AT THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW LEOPARD!

Things I like: Playing bass, rocking out with my friends, rocking out with people I've just met, eating pasta/lemons/quavers,playing cluedo, beads! zombifying myself, I love being a zombie, 4am trips to Tescos, my camera, vodka and coke, vodka and orange, vodka neat, cats,budgies, hamsters called Job, hugs, e-hugs, sly smiles, winks from across the room, being captivated by someone across the room, jamming in a soundproofed room, jamming with your perfect bass guitar,trying out new bass guitars, sitting on amps while playing, sitting in squishy chairs, sitting on someone on a squishy chair, hugging someone, hugging someone in the grass, pitching tents, camp-outs, making camp-fires,making any fires, making fondue fires, making fondue with meatballs, eating cheap tesco meatballs, the feeling you get when you make fondue with your friends,the feeling you get when you see someone spectacular, the feeling you get when spectacular people see you, getting texts after work, getting texts as I fall asleep, waking up to a text message, falling asleep knowing there's somewhere awesome to be the next day, going to Cornwall,being missed while I'm away, going on the beach, making fires on the beach, making BBQs on the beach with glowsticks, meeting people who like your glowsticks, giant moths, bats, owls, buzzards, seeing peregrines hovering over the motorway, looking at clouds as you drive on the motorway,cinema trailers, making random noises, especially in cinemas, saying the sort of crap that makes becky wet herself laughing, sarcasm because it is witty, clever and really really funny, Wetherspoons, cocktails, side fringes, messy hair on guys, playing with someones hair, having my hair played with, going out and looking damn good, going to gigs, skanking,dancing my ass off, watching people watch me dance my ass off, coming home happy, staying at someones house and carrying on the party, waking up in a room with your friends, waking up next to a boy who cares, going to the pub, crawling back to someones house and drinking some more,buying random things for people, sharpie graffiti, the smell of after-sun, using after-sun as massage oil, the smell of boy, the smell of boy who has just come off stage, smelling myself when I come offstage, showering, having baths, relaxing in a towel, getting ready to go out and see people, seeing my friends, meeting new friends, seeing my family, drinking with my dad and my half-brother,making wierd videos, trying to explain what they mean to people, telling people how I feel, quoting lyrics, memorising lyrics, singing, singing loudly, singing in japanese, walkmans, singing to walkmans when I think no-one else can hear, listening to music on a train or a bus,planning a journey to go and see people, getting there after three hours, exhausted, and they give you the biggest hug and make you a drink.

Things I don't like: Fakes, hypocrites, liars, wannabes, people who whore music, mushrooms, grey skies, rain, stupid fake rain that soaks you even though it's only fuzzy mist, adverts, thinking too much, people who think too much, people who contradict themselves, the horrible cold feeling you get from deodorant,wet trousers, wet feet, cracking nail varnish, getting a nasty bass tone, not being able to play, having a sore back, headaches, waking up with a headache, being bored, people who whore themselves for attention, people who have a million "friends" on myspace but don't actually know half of them and will never meet most of them,jobs that insult my intelligence, people not showing appreciation for the work you do, plain rudeness, people who blame you for everything when it's your boss/supervisor/manager that cocked up, jamster, that fucking retarded frog thing, jessica simpson,skirts, girly-girls, bitchy girls, bitchy boys, girls who don't know who they are but try to be like a bit of everyone they know, tabloid newspapers, having a messy room, doing my washing, cleaning my room, not having money, being alone, needles, syringes, anything of a similar nature (needlephobia) big spiders, scary dogs that bark loads, cats that dribble,saliva, people who spit for no reason, throwing up, hearing/seeing people throwing up, people who mis-sing lyrics and refuse to accept you know more about the band than they do, mispronouncing things, bad apostrophe use! Squire guitars, they need to be destroyed. So do Rickenbackers because they look like shit, and broken cymbals, they make my stomach churn,tapioca, the smell of pet food, the smell of wet dog, obsequiousity, the redborne badger table who do child development and leisure and rec a-levels and think they can outsmart me with my biology and chemistry a-levels, Redborne, Mr Aston stupid retarded can't-dress-yourself dickface, trance,garage, heartbreak, people who don't shut up when you want to listen to music, people who whore the controllers when you're playing video games, celebrities (who cares?) and most of all, feeling utterly cold and alone.

Music:

HUMAN! YOU KNOW NOTHING!

Movies:

Shaun Of The Dead
Almost Famous
Empire Records
Lord Of The Rings trilogy
Donnie Darko
Eddie Izzard comedies
The Island

Books:

Flanimals - Ricky Gervais
Lord Of The Rings - Tolkien
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
Clan Ground and Ratha's Creature - Claire Bell
The Shadowleague trilogy - Maggie Furey
Tooth and Claw - Stephen Moore
Comes The Blind Fury - John Saul
His Dark Materials Triolgy - Phillip Pullman
White Fang
Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell (fucked me up though...)

Heroes:

Gordon Ramsay!

My Blog

2006 was...

Slightly nicked from Lorna!January - Interesting, bummed out over a boy who wasn't interested and a boy who forgot to even call me, and didn't realise I was being chased after!February - Pretty good m...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

Right so, spiderman and Tornado

Right so, I had another really mental dream last night and I wanna try and get it down before I forget it./ It started with me and a bumch of people on a balcony of a hotel thing, only it was in a squ...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST

I feel like

I am slowly being forgotten.Thanks for that.
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:55:00 PST

It's funny

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... hahahahahahahha...hahahaoh dear.
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST

A few quotes...

Rosie: Land ho... that means they've spotted a ho as big as a land mass...Rosie: [with regards to Krakken] That's the REAL reason the Titanic sank... only they told everyone it was an iceberg so the k...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 05:13:00 PST

FANTASITC!

Ha ha ha oh dear, the last few days have been pretty fucking fan-freekin-tastic, thanks mostly to BECKY! Tuesday before work - Watched Dawn of the Dead and drank coke with BeckyWednesday - Watched shi...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

Isn't it grand, isn't it great...

I guess it's time for another update... Well work is going alright, most of the people  work with are ace and some of us went to a club called Timeout in Bedford last thursday. I thought I wasn't...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:02:00 PST

Do you really want to know...?

What's going on in my life? If the answer is no, stop reading now!If the answer is yes, well here goes...I'm sitting in dads house really bored, waiting for tomorrow so Becky, Tom and I can continue o...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

Of Dragons and Sex

Ok, this is the dream I had last night. I didn't drink any coke before bed, nor was I on drugs or drunk.It started off me and this girl walking along a cobbled road at night. The whole area was pretty...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

Some things me and Katie said tonight...

Kaite: I swear anyone who is walking past me and doesn't know me would think I'm a nutter...Rosie: Why?Katie: Because I was singing the Birds Of A Feather theme tune and smiling at everyone...Katie: D...
Posted by Pour quoi est Rosie? on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST