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murta

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About Me

mc murta last rinsed the following choon:
I love music,
I love parties,
I looove Krissi,
I like my friends (I guess),
I like to FUCKIN DAAANCE,
I like casual swearing,
I like shouting,
I like to drink with my friends anywhere we can,
I like being a geek,
I like photos of me and my chums,
I like quoting TV shows and films way too much,
I like memorable nights,
I don't like you, your name ain't on the list - you ain't coming in.
The Video Blog of a mental tramp
WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE
Me being a spanner, need I say more?
...cRap...
diggity check this shit i'm about to spit
like liquid sex in your ear, you gotta love it
now sit back. put your boxers back on you poofter
I'm about to blow out the bass on your crappy woofer
by now you should know that i'm better than you alls
drink you under the table and then fart on your balls
know more about everything than you ever will
i'm more awesome than the sword that's in kill bill
now everybody come sing along even the girls,
murts is the best rapper in the world
he dominates the mic, his lyrics are the bomb,
his email address is [email protected]

everything i think of is amazing, even this bit
i make run dmc and jurassic 5 look like tits
if you disagree with any of this, then you are wrong
and if i ever meet you, i'll rape you with my dong
hot damn i be good and you know you knows it
whip out my cock and your mum wants to blows it
pour drinks into the murt, jd, beer and vodka shooters
i need fuel like the delorean what is out of back to the future
now everybody come sing along even the girls,
murts is the best rapper in the world
he dominates the mic, his lyrics are the bomb,
his email address is [email protected]
the ladies scream "murtinator you such a sex masheen"
i don't hear them, cos i heard it before, you know what i mean? (harry)
you foreskin sucklers ain't legends, i had to work hard to become one
come back when you've drank your own piss and shagged your own mom
people often ask me "does it hurt to be that cool"
i cock-slap them and say "shut it twatbag fool"
they beg me "the murt, teach me to be be like you"
but i can't, i was born with it...give up

My Interests

- Stunts
- Comedy
- Cartoons
- Nintendo
- Drinkin
- Dancin
- Goin to the movies
- Buying stuff
- Going to gigs

I'd like to meet:

If you haven't met me before, here's some things to know:
- I'm talllll
- I have a crippled ankle
- I'm probably fatter and older looking than you think
- I'm a booze hound
- I talk loads and most of it's shite

Why don't they have an auto-rotate feature for Top Friends? It's too hard to choose.
Top friends in alphabetical order(ish):
(Well, after my foxy mama Krissi)
(Oh, and then my badass family)

Music:

- 5 Knuckle
- 7 Seconds
- A Wilhelm Scream
- Acceptance
- Adequate 7
- Agnostic Front
- Alexisonfire
- American Football
- Anadivine
- Anamanaguchi
- Andy, Glenn & Ritch
- Anti-Maniax
- As I Lay Dying
- Atreyu
- Bayside
- Before Today
- Belvedere
- Best Interest
- Biffy Clyro
- Billy Talent
- Bottom Line
- Bridge To Solace
- Capdown
- Cary Brothers
- Cartel
- Cat Stevens
- Ceelions
- Coheed & Cambria
- Colin Hay
- D12
- Dallas Green
- Damien Rice
- Dashboard Confessional
- Days Away
- Denison Witmer
- Dizzee Rascal
- Don't Look Down
- Down To Earth Approach
- Dragonforce
- Emanuel
- Fall Out Boy
- Fallout 40
- Faraquet
- Fastlane
- Feeling Left Out
- Finch
- Fine Before You Came
- Fireapple Red
- Fonzie
- Frenzal Rhomb
- From Autumn To Ashes
- From First To Last
- Gatsby's American Dream
- Ghosts & Vodka
- Glassjaw
- Gogol Bordello
- Goldie Lookin Chain
- Grab Head, Lift Leg
- Gunmoll
- Grabass Charlestons
- Gym Class Heroes
- Halifax
- Har Mar Superstar
- He Is Legend
- Head Automatica
- Hit The Lights
- Home Grown
- Hot Club de Paris
- Hot Rod Circuit
- Howard's Alias
- Ignite
- Inspection 12
- Iron & Wine
- Jack Johnson
- James Warner Prophecies
- Jimmy Eat World
- Joshua Radin
- Journey
- Kids In Glass Houses
- Kill The Lights
- Killswitch Engage
- King Prawn
- Kool And The Gang
- Lamb Of God
- Latterman
- Letter Kills
- Lightyear
- Mae
- Mates Of State
- mc chris
- Michael Jackson
- Minus The Bear
- Moneen
- New Found Glory
- Nick Drake
- NOFX
- No Comply
- Non-Prophets
- Nor Am I
- One Dollar Short
- Outkast
- Over It
- Panic! At The Disco
- Park
- PMX
- Propagandhi
- Protest The Hero
- Punchline
- Quarry, The
- Race The Sun
- Relient K
- Rilo Kiley
- Rise Against
- RJD2
- Rocky Volotato
- Roni Size
- Rufio
- Rx Bandits
- Sage Francis
- Saves The Day
- Senses Fail
- Set Your Goals
- Shellac
- Shermer
- Short Warning
- Skirtbox
- Slick Shoes
- Sound Providers
- Spill Canvas
- Strike Anywhere
- Strung Out
- Stephen M. Roe
- TANAOU
- Taking Back Sunday
- The Academy Is...
- The Blanks
- The Fall Of Troy
- The Jesus Years
- The Killerest Expression
- The Little Explorer
- The Mercury League
- The New Amsterdams
- The Rocket Summer
- The Starting Line
- The Streets
- The Used
- The Wireless Stores
- This Providence
- Thrice
- Underminded
- Unearth
- Weakend
- Weerd Science
- Willy Mason
- Yellowcard

Movies:

- Ace Ventura
- American Rabbit
- Bill & Ted
- Babel
- Baseketball
- Bubba Ho-Tep
- Bring It On
- Cannibal: The Musical
- Clerks
- Closer
- Collateral
- Crank
- Disney Films
- Donnie Darko
- Dumb N Dumber
- Empire Records
- Eternal Sunshine...
- Evil Dead
- Fight Club
- Four Brothers
- Garden State
- Get Over It
- Hard Target
- Hard Boiled Cop
- Hidden (Cache)
- Hook
- Labyrinth
- Liar Liar
- LoTR 2&3
- Magnolia
- Mallrats
- Memento
- Ong-Bak
- Orgazmo
- Police Academy
- Saving Silverman
- Shaun Of The Dead
- Shoot 'Em Up
- Sin City
- Snakes on a Plane
- South Park: BL&U
- Spider-Man
- Super Troopers
- Team America: World Police
- Teen Wolf
- The Butterfly Effect
- The Breakfast Club
- The Goonies
- The Green Mile
- The Majestic
- The Mask
- The Mighty Ducks
- The Truman Show
- The Usual Suspects
- They Live
- Tom Yum Goong
- Toy Soldiers
- Undead
- Vanilla Sky
- Walk The Line

Television:

- Adam & Joe Go Tokyo
- American Dad
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Afro Samurai
- Band of Brothers
- Brass Eye
- Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe
- CSI
- CSI: New York
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Da Ali G Show
- Dirty Sanchez
- Drawn Together
- Entourage
- Family Guy
- Father Ted
- Friends
- Green Wing
- Heroes
- High Spirits With Shirley Ghostman
- Ideal
- I'm Alan Partridge
- Is It Bill Bailey?
- Joey
- King Of The Hill
- Knowing Me, Knowing You
- Look Around You
- Love Monkey
- Malcolm In The Middle
- Meet Ricky Gervais
- Metalocalypse
- Monkey Dust
- Mr. Show
- My Name Is Earl
- Mythbusters
- Peep Show
- Penn And Teller: Bullshit
- Phoenix Nights
- Prison Break
- Red Dwarf
- Robot Chicken
- Scrubs
- Sealab 2021
- South Park
- Spaced
- The Adam & Joe Show
- The Armstrongs
- The Brak Show
- The Day Today
- The Mark Steel Lectures
- The Mighty Boosh
- The O.C.
- The Office
- The Office (US)
- The Royle Family
- The Simpsons
- What About Brian?
- Wonder Showzen

Books:

- A Lovely Love Story
- Alphabet of Manliness
- Balaclava Road
- I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Sin City
- Spider-Man
- The 3 Investigators
- The Cat That Came In From The Cold
- The Amber Chronicles
- Where's Wally?

Heroes:

- Spider-Man
- Me
- Master Shake