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What the fuck?!

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About Me

I Like:

    ShoesPinkBananasSinging whilst drivingDisneyPlantsRain in the summerBeing nakedBarbecuesReading festivalSkiingScottish butter tabletChristmas shoppingLiquid!!Going homeTaking photographsMy houseMy boudoirIrn-BruGoing to the cinema with my sister/the GayHarry PotterHarry Potter conspiracy theoriesNew LookThose well cool people who live at 31 Regent StreetPhonecallsStrawberry vodkaWarehouseCocktails in Hustleit box

I don't like:

    When they don't have my shoe sizeBeigeTomatoesNot drivingFilms starring Michelle RodriguezIncenseWindPyjamasBad Sunday roastsHikingRunningEggsShopping in IkeaToastMissing my mum and dadHaving my photo takenThe bizarre squeaking noises in the kitchenTidying my roomBeerThe fact they shut down our cool old-fashioned cinemaPeople who don't like Harry PotterWaiting for the next Harry Potter book to come out to find out what happensCheap slag shopsThe football teamNot getting any texts in like a week :(Cider bloatednessThe prices in WarehouseWorking on a budget and not being able to go outWhen the it box doesn't work in Bentleys :|

My Interests

Being a lazy bum. Watching films. Going t'Sugarhouse... woo!

I'd like to meet:

Mick "cumshot" Hucknall for some hair styling tips and the black guy from Simply Red too.... and the guy who plays the saxophone... and the other two... I'd love to get Noel Fielding round for a good hard... chat. And more hair styling tips... hmm...

Music:



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Television:

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Heroes:

Hannibal Lector in a sick way. You just can't hate such a genius. Also whoever comes up with the ideas for the Saw films - you are so twisted it's ridiculous

My Blog

Katie Zakis, Legend

Boy do I have a story for you gays. We went out last night after a couple of cocktails, first visiting the Scream bar Keystones. There I started with a double vodka, but Emma and I decided it'd be che...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:16:00 PST

I can't get no sleep

It's 3AM and I'm not tired. I keep thinking about the sort of shit that keeps you awake - it won't go away. Also my leg hurts weirdly which doesn't bode well. Sometimes I wish I was at home because I ...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:54:00 PST

Top 10 Great Parents/Grandparents

After Kerry's reminder of her mother's shocking behaviour, I thought I'd pay credit to the best parents ever. Obviously this won't include my mum, nan, or indeed Easy PZ, as they would be 3, 2 and 1 r...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:47:00 PST

Silly drunk night out

County Main, BSE kitchen headed out to Lancaster on October 24th to Celebrate Andy 1's birthday. Forst off we went to Bentley's, where we bought Andy an evil concoction which the DJ made him down, he ...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:45:00 PST

20 Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Neighbours

1. Youve lived in every house on your street. 2. You wander uninvited into your neighbours houses and pour yourself a glass of orange juice from the fridge. 3. The words spiggin, goodo and cake...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:49:00 PST

Hunt for the hott emo boy commences

The most beautiful boy in the world sat in front of me in a lecture on Monday He turned round and smiled at me, and from that moment I was obsessed. I told everyone about him after the lecture, a...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 10:52:00 PST

I'm so lonely

I'm not enjoying this whole 2 weeks of loneliness thing. I'm thoroughly miserable today because I have no friends left and my sister's taken the car, and becky is probably having sex damn her. All I h...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:18:00 PST

Can't...... control....... the urge......

There's a questionnaire bulletin thing which I know I should resist doing because I'm enough of a loser as it is and I clearly have no life cos I spend all my time filling those damned things in. But ...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST

Reading 05 Awards Ceremony

An awesome weekend was had by all. To any of the people I spent time with this time: buy pre-sale for next year and we'll have a reunion. Most comic moment: Hitting Dan in the face with a welly, by Jo...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:19:00 PST

Reading Tomorrow!

Waaaaa!!! I'm soon to pop my festival cherry, and I'm being very anal about the whole packing process. I must have sent about 100 texts already and have made pages of lists. I'm currently burning some...
Posted by What the fuck?! on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:53:00 PST