arguing, bossing, second-guessing, complaining, inrtruding...etc. The WORKS!
your friends and whoever it is you're dating. Who's this Tom fellow? Why does he keep emailing me? Is he a friend of yours? Do you owe him money? Call us.
I'll be honest, kids. I didn't know I'd be so popular on this MySpace intarwebby thing. Oy with all the friend requests! I try to check this frequently but I do have a life, ya know. I will try to give you each a comment, and when ya need it: a healthy dose of motherly advice. Although I can't think of anything to tell Miss Lisa Loeb. See, I don't think she really has a sense of humor. Maybe you can help. Help your mother, will you? Now go get mommy her scotch and a hardpack of Winstons. Tell your friends I said "hello". And really, call your mom.
"How to Love the Children Who Hate Their Mothers"