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Johnny Ska

The truth is X Rated.

About Me


I am Johnny Ska, and together with my brother Jimmy, we are The Ska Brothers, the hottest national headlining comics in the country. You may have seen us writing for Life & Style Weekly magazine, listened to our comedy album on iTunes, you may have seen us headlining a comedy club near you, maybe you’ve seen one of our award winning Youtube videos that have millions of views or you may have seen us on the BBC, but wherever you have seen us, you haven't forgotten us.
We are headlining the Hollywood Improv, click the flyer to purchase tickets before they sell out
skabrothers.com
is the place for anything Ska Brothers related, T-Shirts, our comedy CD "Audio Attack", old episodes, even our backstory,
This is our movie trailer, investors welcome:
Do yourself a favor and read all of my blogs, I’ve written hundreds, and they will change your perception.
Yes, I'm a former Army Captain and helicopter pilot.
Yes, I graduated from West Point, and no, people in my position normally don't do what I'm doing.
I'm special.
Want to know what I’ve done in my life?
Click here to read my blog on me:
Resume' Of an Egalitarian Famehound
Some of my most popular blogs are below
The Truth is X Rated
Marley, No Woman, No Play
And it was just like all the rest...
We Should Scam African E-Mail Scammers
Straight to Cubism
King
Ska Brothers' Video Game Code of Conduct
What if Countries Were Myspace Profiles?
US Army Pilots vs. Star Wars' Tie Fighters
My Application to join 50 Cent's G-Unit
Earth First, Mars Later
Cali Straight
5 Easy Ways to Fuck Somebody's Wife
I've done unspeakable things in the 4 capitals of the last 3 empires in the world.
I've driven elegant vehicles at unsafe speeds on the autobahn.
I've flown helicopters 5 feet above the treetops after midnight at 100 mph.
I've eaten rare plants, and rarer animals.
I've studied in the same halls as history's great minds.
I can make you laugh.
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My Interests

Surfing, traveling, women, pungent cheeses.

I'd like to meet:

Someone from Melmac. Also someone who is ordained to baptize rats, because man, there's nothing worse than a bunch of heathen rats.
People wonder who all those people are out there with the Ska name on their profiles, it's our community/fan club. Read below to see if you'd like to become a part of it too.

Ska Club:

Welcome to Ska Club. If we're gonna have a fan club, might as well make it fun. We can't rightly start a Fight Club, mainly because Jimmy is basically the simultaneous reincarnation of Chuck Norris and would kill us all with one deep thought.

So, here it is, to be in the Ska Club makes you an honorary Ska Brother of sorts, I guess making us all a Ska Family (though we're neither a cult nor a 70s Disco Band).
Here are the 3 rules of Ska Club if you decide to join (Jimmy and I can add more as we see fit, sort of a Ska Bill of Rights):

1. You will talk about Ska Club.
2. You can use the last name "Ska" in any of your dealings, for instance, your myspace name, and it's encouraged.
3. You will be proactive in your life, stand up for your beliefs, be heard, and understand that the American Dream is not strictly American and is most certainly not a dream.
It's pretty simple we think. You've only got one life, you might as well live the hell out of it, and if we can make it funny along the way, why not right?

Music:

The Beatles, Tupac, Radiohead

Movies:

Fellini
Some movies are art, some are entertainment, some are for jerking off to.

Television:

TV steals your energy, kill it as soon as possible.

Books:

I'm pro-book. The movie is usually better though.

Heroes:

Number Five, he's alive.

My Blog

Why you should surf

Not everyone has caught up on my old blogs, so from time to time, I'll repost an old one, this is from over a year ago:Yes, a bold statement, we should all surf.I had always wanted to surf, especially...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:03:00 PST

Megaplexes and you

So I live near a 12 screen megaplex movie theater.12 screens, so you figure you're going to get a good selection of movies, no entertainment problems, right?Wrong. Oh, so very wrong.Do you know how m...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

Extreme emotions

A lot of times we feel extreme emotions. Jimmy has written before that the only emotion that truly exists is love, which is true, it is the only fabric from which the universe is constructed, but all...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:36:00 PST

Show & tell should never stop

Like everyone else, I had a childhood. Like everyone else's, it stopped. Unlike everyone else, I've resurrected mine from the dead. I went to the waterslide park 3 times last week alone. And of a...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST

Putting drinks in the freezer

Everyone's done it.You come home, you have a soda, or beer, and they're warm. You want them to be cold. You decide that you'll put one in the freezer and come back for it in ten minutes. And this t...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

Utmost Respect

My brother wrote a blog yesterday about college degrees being worthless.I couldn't agree more.So that led me to think, for which profession do I have the most respect (artists are not engaged in a pro...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

The day I drank cat slobber

I've had a lot of unpleasant ideas and experiences in my life. I've been shot at, have driven off alpine cliffs, and nearly torn apart by a pack of wild dogs on a foreign island. None of these exper...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

Listen to yourself

Want to improve your life in 2 weeks or less painlessly?Listen to yourself.No one else, just start paying attention to the clues you leave yourself. Your higher self dictates all of the enivronment a...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:26:00 PST

Me and Rap

I was talking with my brother the other day, or maybe it was today, I don't much know time anymore. Anyway, my point is, we started talking about music, and then we got to rap, and we started to real...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:06:00 PST

Crotch Shots!

Crotch shots keep a movie going, they're comedy gold. I'm pretty sure some of the galactic comedy wars were started after a depletion of crotch shots as a natural resource in one neighboring planet ...
Posted by Johnny Ska on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:04:00 PST