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Joe Phort

Want to shoot zombies....

About Me

My name is Joe.
My girlfriend is Lucie.
I live in CA.
My mother stays in IN.
My sisters live in GA.
My father lives in WY.
His kids live in CT.
My brother lives in NY.
2008 has been a big year for us all.

My Interests

Ever want to send me a present? Here are things I like:
-NES Games (I have Mario 2, TMNT, Battletoads, Faxanadu, Super Mario Bros., Bucky O'Hare, Double Dragon 3, Castlevania II)
-Word Games (Crosswords, Palindromes, Puns, Riddles, Anagrams)
-Skateboards
-Toy Pianos
-Unicycles
-Learning Spanish
-My $10 Electronic shaver
-Corn Hole Games (Ohio)
-Chip's Challenge
-Four Square
-Playing Pool (Billiards)
-The "Sardines" Game
-Kickball
-Nintendo Music
-Open-field Paintball
-Qzar (Lazer Tag)
-Uno (Dirty Nate)
-Whirlyball
-Letters in Haiku Form

I'd like to meet:

TO BEFRIEND ME:
I'm tired of spam and all that jazz. If you want to be my friend, please write me a message first.

Music:

When I'm myspace-ing, I open these:
- we are ROYALTY
- WVTS
- Dan Deacon
- Pegasuses
- So Many Dynamos

Movies:

I've been trying to come up with which movies I like and it looks like it's pretty much comedies:
TRAILER PARK BOYS
WINDY CITY HEAT
BUTCH CASSIDY...
BRAIN CANDY
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GROUNDHOG'S DAY
OFFICE SPACE
GHOSTBUSTERS
CABLE GUY
REPO MAN
TEAM AMERICA
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
SUPER TROOPERS
ANCHORMAN
ZOOLANDER
GODFATHER
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
PEEWEE'S BIG ADVENTURE
X2
TWELVE MONKEYS
I also find myself enjoying:
TERRY GILLIAM FILMS
VINCE VAUGN
EARLY CHEVY CHASE
WILL FARREL
SETH ROGEN

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPEMENT
THE STATE
TIM & ERIC AWESOME SHOW GOOD JOB
KIDS IN THE HALL
FUTURAMA
THE OFFICE
METALOCALYPSE
HOME MOVIES
STEPHEN COLBERT
THE CRITIC
FAMILY GUY
FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS
BLACK BOOKS

Heroes:

Fry & Bender
Andy Kauffman
Warren Fitzgerald
Dan Potthast
Ben Tausig
Paul Edward H.III

My Blog

Why so serious?

Why must I be serious? Because The Dark Knight absolutely kicked my ass. I was definitely skeptical to forget how awesome Jack Nicholson was in Batman and I didn't want to encourage movie moguls to ...
Posted by Joe Phort on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:04:00 PST

Joe of 2008

Hello random people that read these things! I don't write blogs often and I don't plan to start, but I wanted to post something quick to make sure you know I have not yet met my demise.2008 is going ...
Posted by Joe Phort on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST