JENNIFER JUNIPER - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp
I live life like the captain of a sinking ship
The one thing I can guarantee
I'm like a stepping razor, I suggest you stay fair with me.
"Oh, to be a quick witted Gemini! You have enough brains for two people and you know how to use the old grey matter too. You can make people laugh and you have some of the most brilliant insights around. Geminis are optimistic people. All things are fresh and fascinating for the twins, it's the way they like it to be. They often possess the enthusiasm of a child. Routine is boring, and boring is not allowed. Restless, with an active imagination and a keen intellect, life must be lived to the fullest for Gemini. Perceived as a game, life is best played with swift moves and entertaining teammates. With the zeal of a sportsman, Gemini analyzes everything. They often possess a compulsive need to know the why of all they experience. A twin wants to know the causes, motivations, and dynamics behind everything and everyone they encounter."
...I am also bossy, can't stand cheap people, intuitive, obsessed w/having soft skin -lol, loyal friend, neat freak, road rager, and hungry every 2 hours. Still want to be friends?
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My Interests

Old Danish Proverb: "It may not be such a great idea to putting things on paper, the fall from grace will be even more painful when there is evidence to the contrary!"...*ahem*THEY RULE...

TRUST

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EVENT PLANNING, TRAVELING, PANDAS, theme parties,stilletos, zong-zi, porcelain WHITE skin, antiques, going to shows, kicking the CRAP out of the punching bag @the gym, confidence, organization, go-getters, boxing, Paris Haute Couture, Issey Miyaki, spicy tuna rolls, (only!!) rose champagne, weekend brunch, vanilla scones, brass knuckles, hosting dinner parties, shooting range, handbags, Edward Norton, Hatha Yoga, 1940's-50's Glam, organization, battle strategies & tactics, vintage clothes, fishnets, Halloween, ghosts, The Container Store, old hollywood, photography, Varga Girls, Chinese calender posters, Niagra art, silken tofu, playing dominoes, red lipstick, bling, pictionary, horror films, mini skirts, Egypt, witty sarcasm, DIY clothes, dramatic eye shadows, vampires, walking in the rain, people watching, sangria, ice skating, road trips, AND cooking since i'm always hungry!!!

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests & taste in music, sincere, drama-free, can have fun w/out having a stick up their ass, and at least has a back bone. I *love* meeting new people, but if you are none of the above...GO AWAY! I cannot stand opportunists or pretentious/fake ass people. Ewwww.
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"Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse... you could be one of them!"

My AWESOME Friends
I have RAD friends.

Ronnie Royale

Selena

Sarah

Jade

Kimmie

Saravon

Jenny

Bo

Deevo

Ada

Tony

Nattalia

Liana

Shannon

Patty

ROYALTY

Annie

Leo

Nick

AM

View All of My Peeps

Music:

BOWIE, MUSE, HIVES, Radiohead, Violent Femmes, The Sounds, Beck, Buzzcocks, White Stripes, Royalty, Velvet Underground, Beatles, The Kinks, UK Subs, Oasis, T.Rex, Dandy Warhols, Misfits, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Ladytron, Adolescents, Shiny Toy Guns, Tiger Army, Reverend Horton Heat, The Damned, Goldfrapp, Janis Joplin, Ramones, Raveonettes, Social D, Arcade Fire, The Stooges, The Strokes, Alkaline Trio, The Stills, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Moz, Pretenders, Cure, Smiths, Depeche Mode, Cramps, Suede, Pixies, Garbage, Beastie Boys, David Tao, Jay Chou, Wong Faye, Kelly Chan, Candy Lo, Classical, Oldies... blah blah blah.

Alkaline Trio Songs for your life by doubtxmadamexme
Name
Depressed-Song Keep 'Em Coming
In-Love-Song 100 Stories
Fuck-Off-Song Fuck You Aurora
Theme-for-Life This Could be Love

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Movies:

Grease, Pretty in Pink, The Notebook, Dutch, Heathers, Overboard, Pulp Fiction, Amelia, Kill Bill, Walk the Line, Valley Girl, Scarface, Godfather, Immortal Beloved, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Layercake, Big Fish, American X History, Shawshank Redemption, Sixteen Candles, Eat Drink Man Woman, The Wedding Planner, Bridget Jones Diary, Day After Tomorrow, Dawn of the Dead, Exorcist, LOTR, Underworld, Meet the Parents & anything with a good battle scene.

Television:

Cold Case Files, Ultimate Fighting, Food Network, and the History Channel.

Books:

How to Deal with Idiots... (jk)

Heroes:

People with goals and ambition in life. Independent women that at least have CLASS.

My Blog

Hawaii 5-0

Ronnie and I just exchanged gifts with each other tonight since he's going back home for the holidays in so cali. He's taking me to HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to get in shape so t...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:38:00 PST

i [HEART] Halloweeeeeeen!

Halloween weekend kicked my ass! I thought I was coming down with the flu on Friday, so I felt like shit. I took a short nap and felt all brand new again. phew. Had a little pre-party before we heade...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:57:00 PST

FRONT ROW Seats

Stole this from Damon... *FRONT SEAT IN OUR LIVES* Not everyone is healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance. ...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

I smell PISS on the floor.....

"Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse... you could be one of them!" I think a lot of pe...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:17:00 PST

On Cheaters

FABULOUS FWD from Elise-Marie.......... ok ok, we ALL make mistakes. but by now i feel like most of us are old enough and experienced enough to know right from wrong ...... and since apparently most...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:14:00 PST

F*CK RICE PICKERS

NO, I did NOT write this..... Asian Fetish.So the other day, I went out on a date with a man. A White Man. THE MAN for my revolutionary brothers and sisters. So anyway, as i'm out on a date this man, ...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LOVE & HATE

DO: List 20 things you love & hate....then repost it in my blog. LOVE1. Event planning2. Pandas3. Warm weather4. Cooking5. Vacations6. Driving w/the top down7. Halloween8. Night out with the gals...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:22:00 PST

A doll of ME!

Never heard of these dolls until Rosie mentioned it to me. Yours truly,Ok, now I want one!! :)...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:40:00 PST

10 random things about me

TEN random things about me1. I have a pet snake2. I have small feet3. I have freckles4. I have an AWESOME collection of SHOES (heels)5. I'm hungry every 2-3 hours6. I'm obsessed with cleanliness/organ...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 07:25:00 PST

and YOU'RE (not YOUR) a dumbass! lol...

How to sound MILDLY intelligent! Take notes kid.... DANDYWILBER'S FREE TUTORIAL ON HOW TO TYPE/SPELL/SPEAK CORRECTLY!Or: How to sound mildly intelligent! When to properly use your or...
Posted by JENNIFER JUNIPER on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:54:00 PST