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Kyle

You Better Outlive your Mother.

About Me

I am
Left-Handed
I rarely drink alcohol.
I beat "The Asthma" when I was a kid.
I like the thought of wearing a retainer.
Cranberry Juice.
Keyboard's, Organs, and the Piano.
I don't care for Trends, Fashion, or being cool at all.
I don't care for Tradition, Religion, or Politics.
The Nintendo Entertainment System.
Contra, JAWS, and Paperboy are my fav video games.
UNO is my favorite other game.
Bananas, Watermelon, and Eggs are things I wont eat.
I will eat Bread and Potato's though.
I have a weakness for Thrift Stores and Flea Markets.
Most of my Best Friends live out of State.
I love The Early 90's.
I don't watch much TV at all.
I do download several shows though.
Umbro Soccer Shorts.
Cassettes and VHS.
I love smells.
I like Driving.
I like Peeing in bottles while i'm driving.
I like drinking from plastic cups.
Sour/Chewy/Fruit Flavored Candy are my Favorite.
Masters of the Universe and Garbage Pail Kids!
Blankets.
Yamaha QY700.
I hate the Misfits
I really like talking as someone else on their screen name.
Hate the smell of "Axe" anything.
American Idol makes me want to vomit.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone who will provide me with Cranberry Juice.

Music:

Adam Green
A Fire Inside
An Angle
Atom & His Package
Avantasia
Breeders,The
Cars,The
Causey Way,The
Chiodos
Citizen Fish
CIV
Cracker
Cradle of Filth
Cranberries,The
Cure,The
Dead Milkmen,The
Devo
Dinosaur Jr
Dragonland
Eels
Figurine
Genesis
Get Up Kids,The
Grandaddy
Hawnay Troof
Hayden
Helmet
Horse the Band
Hot Hot Heat(old)
Hum
Imperial Teen
Kamelot
Kimya Dawson
King Missile
Knapsack
Knife,The
Knodel
Locust,The
Mates of State
Metric
Moldy Peaches,The
Moog Cookbook,The
Motion City Soundtrack
Murder City Devils,The
Nerf Herder
Network,The
Nirvana
NOFX,
Old 97s,The
Ozma
Pain
Paint it Black
Pilot Scott Tracy
Pixies,The
Queen
Real Life
Refused,The
Reggie & the Full Effect
Rentals,The
Smashing Pumpkins
Smoke or Fire
Sounds,The
Stellastarr
Supernova
Tears For Fears
TMBG
Trackstar
Turbonegro
Vendetta Red
Wax
Ween
Weezer
Yeah Yeah Yeah's,The

Movies:

American Movie
Angus
Arlington Road
Big
Ernest Goes to Camp
Goonies,The
Gremlins,The
Gummo
Happiness
Life of David Gale
Man on the Moon
Natural Born Killers
Needful Things
Neverending Story,The
Point Break
Pumpkin
Rad
Return to Oz
Summer School
Tank Girl
Thrashin

Television:

4400,The
Cash Cab
Heroes
My So Called Life
Sarah Silverman Program,The
Nip/Tuck
Rescue Me
South Park

Books:

The Dirt

Heroes:

Villans.

My Blog

Oh Shit's

Corey is a Female in a band called Cryptorchid Chipmunk from WV.She told me that I could watch her shit because I have often wondered what it would look like coming out.About 6 hours after this happen...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

The Kid on the Floor

One time there was a kid laying on the floor.and many people wondered why he was laying on the floor.One day a man finally asked the kid why he would lay on the floorand the kid said where I am from w...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

Pumpkin

There was a Movie that came out in 2002 called "Pumpkin"Christina Ricci plays a Sorority Queen who falls in love with a Retarded Kid called Pumpkin.I was in the mountains this weekend and found this V...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

James Brown

I got to his funeral late and it was full so we went to the statue instead.Later that Day I shit in a bottle....
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

The Kings pt. 1

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Posted by Jason or Kyle on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Goodwill Jackpot pt. 2

Luckily the thrift stores on the way home from work open @ 7:30/8:00/9:00Cause I got these:01. Mallrats on VHS02. Two Nintendo Controllers03. These 2 really neato King statuestheir wearing sweaters04....
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST

Video Ipod

I got one of those a while ago.I didn't learn how to put Video's on it until a few weeks ago.I'm Fucking going nuts with that shit.Project Geeker (the best 90's cartoon ever)Fraggle Rock (season 1)Her...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Run Over Me

Nextel woudnt fix my un-chargable phone for freeso I did this.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

Halloween

Is boring to me now.I dont like it anymore.Its costumes which I do every weekend.Candy which I eat alot.Evilness Boring Boring BoringThe same bands playing Misfits coversSame PartiesSame people trying...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

Goodwill Jackpot

_______________Cassettes_______________Cracker "Kerosene Hat" Cramps, the "Flame Job"Breeders, the "Last Splash" Dr. Dre "The Cronic" King Missile "Happy Hour" Mighty Mighty Bosstones, the "Don't Know...
Posted by Jason or Kyle on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST