DOG HAIKUS - CATCHING THE SCENT OF TRUE LOVE |
Ordinarily, I don't fill this blog page with writings that did not emanate from my own stupendous brain (or Quentin's, which is far more stupendous), but I shall make an exception in this case. I wag ...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST |
THE LAPSE COMIC BOOK - HIP BEYOND BELIEF!!!!! |
Posted by THE LAPSE on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST |
PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO FOUR NEW SONGS BY THE LAPSE! |
The World's Shyest Band is positively mortified to announce that FOUR NEW SONGS have been posted on The Lapse page. Why should you care, you wonder? We have no idea. We would, in fact, appreciate it i...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST |
THREE NEW SONGS TO IGNORE AT YOUR LEISURE! |
Millions of Myspace members have asked for it. "Please, dear God, PLEASE, make The Lapse go away and leave us alone," they beseech. "Their 'beats are not the least bit 'phat.' They lack 'shizzle' and ...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST |
FREE CDs for LAPSE LISTENERS! YES, WE'RE THAT DESPERATE! |
Here at the World's Shyest Band's Myspace site, we are more desperate and starved for attention than ever. It's pathetic, really, and many of you are probably shaking your heads, thinking, "How sad. I...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:44:00 PST |
THE FAKE ORGASM KEYCHAIN STRIKES AGAIN |
Several years ago I received, as a gag gift, a Fake Orgasm Keychain. Push the itty bitty button (and, yes, the button is pink, as it should be), and a recording plays - a woman's voice, feigning ecst...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:13:00 PST |
Quentin's interview with Rick |
QUENTIN: Recently, I had the chance to sit down in Oxford, MS in a quaint bistro with Rick Hynum, who is either 1/2 or 1/3 of The Lapse, depending on what designation a drum machine has as a band memb...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:09:00 PST |
Rick's Interview with Quentin |
RICK: Here's a story about Quentin Daniels that he doesn't like for me to tell, but I think it's funny. We were, like, 15 years old, not yet good friends, just friendly acquaintances. I'd heard he was...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:49:00 PST |
I Fear the Martians |
There seems to be an insatiable demand among our several fans for a taste of our early stuff, back before we became "popular" and "sold out." Forget it. Ain't gonna happen. You may think you want to h...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:12:00 PST |
Infrequently Asked Questions |
Infrequently Asked Questions
Q: Has The Lapse ever performed live?
A: Yes, once, in, like, the mid-80s at a party in our home town packed with pretty girls from our old high school who didn't recogniz...
Posted by THE LAPSE on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:10:00 PST |
