being the greatest guitarist of all time, having more gold albums than ANY U.S. artist EVER because if you know you have a core audience of crazy, crazy wild animals then you can put out tons of albums and they will all lick 'em up, all the time. i also enjoy cooking (oh i love eggs), my daily pilates, acting, shopping for stuff like bedspreads and wicker, my press clippings, getting cool discounts on guitar strings any time i want, leather, fowarding friends helpful emails like all the great things we can do to keep the beautiful city of New York clean and vibrant and also how everyone can help keep Ace the hell away from my building.
blondes in high heels, Elvis, Robert Plant, Abba, Frank Stallone, Ron Popeil, the two Olsen Twins if they're 18 but really just the one with more meat on her bones, Roy Wood, Michael Bruce, Liza, Mary Reily, Rudy Giulianni, Oscar Wilde, Robin Quivers, Paul Dinello, Ivanka Trump (call me!), Martha Stewart, Warhol (does he get out much?), Karl Lagerfeld, the Donnas, Oprah, all my fans, Chaim Witz and of course, The Phantom.
The Move, Slade, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Rasberries, NY Dolls, Stones, T Rex, Suzi Quatro, Angel, Rod Stewart, the Faces, Celine Dione, Whitney, Alice Cooper, Mandy Moore, Desmond Child, The Dictators, Cher, Wicked Lester, Hillary Duff, the Spiders From Mars, Marvin Hamlish, Foghat, Sinatra, Glass Tiger, T.A.T.U., Roxette, Burt Bacharach and whoever did that song, "boom boom let's go back to my room"....?
The Phantom (of the park)
Kojack, the L Word, Emeril, Passions, VH 1, Playboy After Hours, Joey, That 70's Show, Ebert and Roeper
no time to read, too busy bein' ME
Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, my shrinks, Don Knotts, Roy Horn, Agnes Moorhead, Lennon/McCartney